DRAKE AND GEDDY LEE??!?!?!@
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link
alex in mtl is on fire on twitter:
Craig from Degrassi just announced his engagement to the girl from that one episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Bryan Adams just announced his engagement to Shania Twain.
Carly Rae Jepsen just announced her engagement to Kardinal Offishall. He'll be taking her name & will henceforth be 'Kardinal Rae Jepsen'.
k.d. lang is marrying either Tegan OR Sara. It's unclear.
Chantal Kreviazuk and Raine Maida are still the reigning couple of CanCon. Chadvril can pry that title from their cold dead hands.
― some dude, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn.idolator.com/assets/resources/2008/03/Ouroboros.png
― Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link
CHADVRIL!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link
chadvril reminds me of chervil. i will mince some chadvril and use it in fines herbes.
― ezra kleine nachtmusik (get bent), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link
chadvil is what you take to treat a canadian power ballad-induced headache
― some dude, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link
this is the best news of the day
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Wfv19.png
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
where are YOUR terrible songs about rockstars? hmmmm?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
ChuckleFack
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link
chadvril kroegvigne
― ezra kleine nachtmusik (get bent), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link
they have achieved in life.
― big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
chad kroeger never got a "not working to potential" on his report card.
Stephen Thomas Erlewine:
The answer to the kind of woman who falls for "you look so much cuter with something in your mouth" apparently is Avril Lavigne
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
It will be Kroeger's first trip down the aisle, and the second marriage for Lavigne, who split from Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley in 2009. She had also dated Brody Jenner.
In a related story, I read an interview with KroegerCollaborator "the Dude from Steel Panther" who revealed that Chad has in his employ a man whose one and only job is to roll joints for Kroeger.
I wager dollars to Tim Horton donuts that Avril will leave Kroeger for that man within three years. It's the 21st Century version of sleeping with the Groundskeeper.
― Hut Stricklin at Lake Speed (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
my extended family is mostly full of people with strong opinions about things like socialized medicine, homosexualists, and the evils of various minorities. (don't get me wrong, i love them dearly.) but i think the most horrifying post-thanksgiving-dinner conversation i ever had to sit through was a serious and in-depth debate about the merits of just about every song in the nickelback catalog, including b-sides.
i actually want to call some of them right now and get their take on this news.
― big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
When I tell someone where I work, 95 percent of the time they ask "What bands are on that label?" and I take five seconds to think which ones I could mention to get the smile of recognition that means the conversation can move forward, and then I say "Slipknot and Nickelback."
― 誤訳侮辱, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
woah you work for dfa?
― balls, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
think about it, won't you? thank you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dhf5ZTZn5o#t=2m05s
― da croupier, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:56 (eleven years ago) link
come vote in my poll fat lip v. how you remind me
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
These engagement dinner photos are great:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f5iltKJJRPU/TM5DKt2OolI/AAAAAAAAF_A/VgXlmFgh51E/s1600/me+and+the+mullet.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 01:58 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ljkPU.gif
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
I think he worked hard for all this! Congratulation Chad... you made it!biggixjr 3 months ago 9
― balls, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
That's big-ass piece of pizza.
― Hut Stricklin at Lake Speed (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
man he's one.. weird yet ordinary looking doofus.
― piscesx, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
look at this photograph, every time i do etc.
― some dude, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link
Can you imagine what their sex moans must sound like? "AWWWRRGGGHHHLLLYYAAAEEUUUGGHHHRRRRYYAAHHH!!!"
― NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
aaaand there goes my dinner
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:12 (eleven years ago) link
That is probably the worst thing I've ever wrote or thought.
― NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:14 (eleven years ago) link
dying.
― nedless summer (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
I hope their kids are talented at sports
― nedless summer (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:25 (eleven years ago) link
This thread is commanded to decide between Chavril or Chadvril while I sleep tonight.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:38 (eleven years ago) link
This Is The Dream Chad and Avril needs to be a song on Owen's next rekkid.
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:42 (eleven years ago) link
I have also just realized, with a sinking sense of horror, that the two of them probably think a Daenerys Targaryen/Khal Drogo themed wedding is actually a good idea.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:42 (eleven years ago) link
Chadvril is easier to say, Chavril looks funnier in print
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link
Chavril sounds like a suppository...or the Nickleback catalog! (rimshot)
― Hut Stricklin at Lake Speed (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:45 (eleven years ago) link
Chadvril is easier to say
This is false, surely?
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:50 (eleven years ago) link
Chil Lavoeger
― StanM, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link
I shoulda known
https://twitter.com/Krovigne
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link
Meanwhile, I only just put two and two together about how Whiney won the thread way up near the top. And my mind is SCARRED.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link
:D
― Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:35 (eleven years ago) link
o/
― maura, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:43 (eleven years ago) link
haha maura only shows up for the trainwrecks
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:47 (eleven years ago) link
\o
― Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:48 (eleven years ago) link
congrats once again to the kroeg and the lav
― ezra kleine nachtmusik (get bent), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 05:33 (eleven years ago) link
this is fucked.
― dylannn, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 07:54 (eleven years ago) link
but it's weird to think chad kroeger is getting my slppy secondsi was there first dawg
― dylannn, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 07:55 (eleven years ago) link
Wait, what happened with the sum 41 dude?
― formerly EDB (ed.b), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 07:56 (eleven years ago) link
The marriage lasted a little over three years, and in October 2009, Lavigne filed for divorce. Whibley and Lavigne continued to work together, with Whibley producing her fourth album, as well as Lavigne's single, "Alice", written for Tim Burton's film Alice in Wonderland.
― ʘ (sic), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 08:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://tinyurl.com/5udzhrs
― markers, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 12:11 (eleven years ago) link
xpost 2 ffm
http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/avril-lavignes-ex-dressed-up-as-her-for-halloween
― markers, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
thanks markers! his haha lamed it out a bit IMO. just burn 'deryck,' he deserves it. shitty little suburbs punk.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
the fact that deryck went as his baby mama and not as chad makes the costume way funnier and cooler than the response imo
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
I am pretty sure Deryck is dressed as Chad, regardless of the headline
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
why is deryck whibley so bad and hated, ffm?
― how's life, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
this is what whibley looks like
http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/20312/deryck-whibley-profile.jpg
clearly he's avril and not chad in that pic
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
although the idea of a onetime rock star having a girlfriend THAT ugly is pretty funny
you remember that Chad used to look like this, right:
http://static.tumblr.com/umlpszj/6u3lnzzya/chad-kroeger.jpg
also his girlfriend is pretty obviously dressed like Avril
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
oh hahahaha I only just realized that they genderswapped costumes
― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
I thought you were trolling us.
― how's life, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
haha seriously
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://bit.ly/4B3khT
― markers, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
no particular reason for Deryck hate. I hate deliberately mispelled names and am willing to blame the sins of the fathers on the children, etc. Also IIRC he's from Whitby, ON and all those little cities east of Toronto are full of annoying skater punks. And other good things.. but the damn skater punks make so much noise. /oldlady
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
Some of the band's songs contain political-social commentary; "The Jester" is an "anti-Bush screed", "Underclass Hero" is a song about class struggle, and "Dear Father" is about Deryck's absent father.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link
I don't feel bad - everyone in the Durham region has family troubles & class struggles - I should know, I escaped by the skin of my teeth ;)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
will give you special credit for helping to inspire my epic poem "Whibley From Whitby" btw
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
omg can't wait!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
after a brief Wikibrowse I regret to speak out that I was misinformed, he's from Ajax, right beside Whitby. I have failed you :(
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
well that's a sticky Wiki Whibley Whitby wicket, then.
― some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
<3
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
And here it is. Merry Christmas.
http://popdust.com/2012/12/12/avril-lavigne-chad-kroeger-nickelback-how-you-remind-me-cover/
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
lol i actually really like it
― teledyldonix, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link
Well of course
https://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/famous/news/a/24606835/chad-kroeger-gives-avril-lavigne-a-17-carat-wedding-anniversary-ring/
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 August 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
Tru luv.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 August 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
hubby
― love is how's life tonight (how's life), Friday, 1 August 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
RUMORS
http://defamer.gawker.com/chad-kroeger-and-avril-lavigne-are-reportedly-headed-fo-1635858538/
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
If this is true and the two split up, Chad Kroeger should marry Mutt Lange.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link
The top comment on that article:
I eagerly await the Lifetime biopic with Taylor Momson and Dax Shepard.
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link
THE DREAM IS DEAD
http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6685166/avril-lavigne-chad-kroeger-separation-divorce?utm_source=twitter
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 19:25 (eight years ago) link
Might this be...TRUE?
In a related story, I read an interview with KroegerCollaborator "the Dude from Steel Panther" who revealed that Chad has in his employ a man whose one and only job is to roll joints for Kroeger.I wager dollars to Tim Horton donuts that Avril will leave Kroeger for that man within three years. It's the 21st Century version of sleeping with the Groundskeeper.― Hut Stricklin at Lake Speed (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, August 21, 2012 6:44 PM (3 years ago)
― Hut Stricklin at Lake Speed (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, August 21, 2012 6:44 PM (3 years ago)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link
I guess this means that everyone has a forthcoming divorce-themed Nickelback album to avoid.
― Turrican, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link
http://www.stereogum.com/1961777/avril-lavigne-reunites-with-ex-chad-kroeger-on-stage-during-nickelback-show/news/
― how's life, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 14:13 (six years ago) link