Your impending Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger nuptials thread

I wonder if the lead singer of Theory of a Deadman is going to get engaged to the lead singer of Lillix.

the barenaked ladies are marrying moxy fruvous.

That'll be a whole lot of hair.

I asked my wife to guess which two Canadian musicians were engaged -- her first guess was Bieber and Alanis, second guess was Sarah McLachlan and Bryan Adams

Celine Dion and Leonard Cohen?!

Neil Young and Anne Murray?

DRAKE AND GEDDY LEE??!?!?!@

alex in mtl is on fire on twitter:

Craig from Degrassi just announced his engagement to the girl from that one episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Bryan Adams just announced his engagement to Shania Twain.

Carly Rae Jepsen just announced her engagement to Kardinal Offishall. He'll be taking her name & will henceforth be 'Kardinal Rae Jepsen'.

k.d. lang is marrying either Tegan OR Sara. It's unclear.

Chantal Kreviazuk and Raine Maida are still the reigning couple of CanCon. Chadvril can pry that title from their cold dead hands.

http://cdn.idolator.com/assets/resources/2008/03/Ouroboros.png

CHADVRIL!

chadvril reminds me of chervil. i will mince some chadvril and use it in fines herbes.

chadvil is what you take to treat a canadian power ballad-induced headache

this is the best news of the day

http://i.imgur.com/Wfv19.png

where are YOUR terrible songs about rockstars? hmmmm?

ChuckleFack

chadvril kroegvigne

they have achieved in life.

chad kroeger never got a "not working to potential" on his report card.

Stephen Thomas Erlewine:

The answer to the kind of woman who falls for "you look so much cuter with something in your mouth" apparently is Avril Lavigne

It will be Kroeger's first trip down the aisle, and the second marriage for Lavigne, who split from Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley in 2009. She had also dated Brody Jenner.

In a related story, I read an interview with KroegerCollaborator "the Dude from Steel Panther" who revealed that Chad has in his employ a man whose one and only job is to roll joints for Kroeger.

I wager dollars to Tim Horton donuts that Avril will leave Kroeger for that man within three years. It's the 21st Century version of sleeping with the Groundskeeper.

my extended family is mostly full of people with strong opinions about things like socialized medicine, homosexualists, and the evils of various minorities. (don't get me wrong, i love them dearly.) but i think the most horrifying post-thanksgiving-dinner conversation i ever had to sit through was a serious and in-depth debate about the merits of just about every song in the nickelback catalog, including b-sides.

i actually want to call some of them right now and get their take on this news.

When I tell someone where I work, 95 percent of the time they ask "What bands are on that label?" and I take five seconds to think which ones I could mention to get the smile of recognition that means the conversation can move forward, and then I say "Slipknot and Nickelback."

woah you work for dfa?

think about it, won't you? thank you.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dhf5ZTZn5o#t=2m05s

come vote in my poll fat lip v. how you remind me

These engagement dinner photos are great:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f5iltKJJRPU/TM5DKt2OolI/AAAAAAAAF_A/VgXlmFgh51E/s1600/me+and+the+mullet.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ljkPU.gif

I think he worked hard for all this! Congratulation Chad... you made it!
biggixjr 3 months ago 9

That's big-ass piece of pizza.

man he's one.. weird yet ordinary looking doofus.

look at this photograph, every time i do etc.

Can you imagine what their sex moans must sound like? "AWWWRRGGGHHHLLLYYAAAEEUUUGGHHHRRRRYYAAHHH!!!"

aaaand there goes my dinner

That is probably the worst thing I've ever wrote or thought.

chadvril kroegvigne

dying.

I hope their kids are talented at sports

This thread is commanded to decide between Chavril or Chadvril while I sleep tonight.

This Is The Dream Chad and Avril needs to be a song on Owen's next rekkid.

I have also just realized, with a sinking sense of horror, that the two of them probably think a Daenerys Targaryen/Khal Drogo themed wedding is actually a good idea.

Chadvril is easier to say, Chavril looks funnier in print

Chavril sounds like a suppository...or the Nickleback catalog! (rimshot)

Chadvril is easier to say

This is false, surely?

Chil Lavoeger

I shoulda known

https://twitter.com/Krovigne

Meanwhile, I only just put two and two together about how Whiney won the thread way up near the top. And my mind is SCARRED.

:D

o/

haha maura only shows up for the trainwrecks

\o

oh my god! :$

I saw somewhere that Avril's ex & his gf dressed up as Chavril for Halloween, then Kroeger tweeted to them 'we wanted to dress up as you but no one knows who you are' or somesuch which I thought was a decent burn.

okay that story is amazing and makes me think more fondly of Chad Kroeger

I can see why he's marrying someone who fired a band member via cake

the what?

it's really jjj's story to tell but I think I wrote about it here elsewhere, let me look

first mention here: Simon Reynolds' top albums are UP

haha it sounded vaguely familiar but i couldn't find anything googling off-board about it

xpost 2 ffm

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/avril-lavignes-ex-dressed-up-as-her-for-halloween

thanks markers! his haha lamed it out a bit IMO. just burn 'deryck,' he deserves it. shitty little suburbs punk.

the fact that deryck went as his baby mama and not as chad makes the costume way funnier and cooler than the response imo

I am pretty sure Deryck is dressed as Chad, regardless of the headline

why is deryck whibley so bad and hated, ffm?

this is what whibley looks like

http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/20312/deryck-whibley-profile.jpg

clearly he's avril and not chad in that pic

although the idea of a onetime rock star having a girlfriend THAT ugly is pretty funny

you remember that Chad used to look like this, right:

http://static.tumblr.com/umlpszj/6u3lnzzya/chad-kroeger.jpg

also his girlfriend is pretty obviously dressed like Avril

oh hahahaha I only just realized that they genderswapped costumes

I thought you were trolling us.

haha seriously

http://bit.ly/4B3khT

no particular reason for Deryck hate. I hate deliberately mispelled names and am willing to blame the sins of the fathers on the children, etc. Also IIRC he's from Whitby, ON and all those little cities east of Toronto are full of annoying skater punks. And other good things.. but the damn skater punks make so much noise. /oldlady

Some of the band's songs contain political-social commentary; "The Jester" is an "anti-Bush screed", "Underclass Hero" is a song about class struggle, and "Dear Father" is about Deryck's absent father.

I don't feel bad - everyone in the Durham region has family troubles & class struggles - I should know, I escaped by the skin of my teeth ;)

will give you special credit for helping to inspire my epic poem "Whibley From Whitby" btw

omg can't wait!

after a brief Wikibrowse I regret to speak out that I was misinformed, he's from Ajax, right beside Whitby. I have failed you :(

well that's a sticky Wiki Whibley Whitby wicket, then.

<3

And here it is. Merry Christmas.

http://popdust.com/2012/12/12/avril-lavigne-chad-kroeger-nickelback-how-you-remind-me-cover/

lol i actually really like it

Well of course

https://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/famous/news/a/24606835/chad-kroeger-gives-avril-lavigne-a-17-carat-wedding-anniversary-ring/

Tru luv.

hubby

RUMORS

http://defamer.gawker.com/chad-kroeger-and-avril-lavigne-are-reportedly-headed-fo-1635858538/

If this is true and the two split up, Chad Kroeger should marry Mutt Lange.

The top comment on that article:

I eagerly await the Lifetime biopic with Taylor Momson and Dax Shepard.

THE DREAM IS DEAD

http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6685166/avril-lavigne-chad-kroeger-separation-divorce?utm_source=twitter

Might this be...TRUE?

In a related story, I read an interview with KroegerCollaborator "the Dude from Steel Panther" who revealed that Chad has in his employ a man whose one and only job is to roll joints for Kroeger.

I wager dollars to Tim Horton donuts that Avril will leave Kroeger for that man within three years. It's the 21st Century version of sleeping with the Groundskeeper.

― Hut Stricklin at Lake Speed (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, August 21, 2012 6:44 PM (3 years ago)

I guess this means that everyone has a forthcoming divorce-themed Nickelback album to avoid.

http://www.stereogum.com/1961777/avril-lavigne-reunites-with-ex-chad-kroeger-on-stage-during-nickelback-show/news/