Good old software with "record macro" menu item
― your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:17 (eleven years ago) link
yeah imo these facebook meme images (and i guess lolcats and stuff) are a little bit removed from the original meaning of "image macro"—macro originally meaning a stock response, like the reaction images you see on SA or 4chan. obv the definition has expanded though
― 1staethyr, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:26 (eleven years ago) link
more of a macro sense now
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
xps yeah i've blocked dumb ppl who do this, but i have a cousin+aunt+uncle who are really lovely ppl i would like to keep up with... but they all post this stuff and then repost each others stuff, it's just this horrible endless loop.
― just1n3, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/226154_10151106882092988_1139547471_n.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
if by "unsuccessful" you mean fabulously wealthy...
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link
lol at say they keep a journal but really dont
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
"Say they keep a journal but really don't"
I HAVE BEEN EXPOSED
Seriously though - weird point to emphasize.
damnit xp
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
I read every day and watch TV every day, so where does that leave me?
― justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
lol. rich people NEVER fear change.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
£¢Compliment
― Balinese sound killers (Pangangge Tengenan) (clouds), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
I'm guilty of everything being criticized in this thread (probably -- I haven't actually read the thread), sorry all.
― Romney's Kitchen Nightmares (WmC), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link
"Say they keep a journal but really don't" makes this sound more and more like some personal ax-grinding list to stick it to those who have snubbed its author (who is not, btw, successful).
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
Bill Gates wrote this list btw
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
Thomas Edison IIRC
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
I extrude anger
― ledge, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
I embrace never leave change
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 14:14 (eleven years ago) link
adolph hitler and martin luther king actually collaborated on this list.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link
Huh, I've never heard of a "to-be" list before, but google gives 984,000 results. Goddamn! Now I know why I'm such an unsuccessful wretch, despite studying Augustus Whiffle's _The Care of the Pig_ every evening.
― Øystein, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
oystein! where you been?
i like this one:
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17wl51d7vugdqjpg/xlarge.jpg
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
Successful people: return phone calls
Unsuccessful people: ask for your number for a possible dating scenario and say they're going to call you and even after you google their address and phone number and leave 3 urgent voicemails they still don't call you back forcing you to go over to their house to verify that they are home
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link
lollll scott
i know there's probably a 50000 post thread on this somewhere but what more needs to be said
― frogbs, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
"Fly by their seat of their pants"
― flopson, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
how do I acquire this kind of transportation
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
see now i would think that fly by their seat of their pants would be a good thing to self-actualizing journal-keepers. but i guess not. you know, spontaneity and all that. though the successful person list is kinda anti-improvisation.
and on the successful list i totally read "exclude joy" at first.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
and that list was something a facebook friend of mine put up. i have some scolds on my facebook. same person who posted the thing about how *kids shouldn't ask for anything and they should stop war* manifesto.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
There's a whole tumblr of those if it's a legitimate x. Some of them are funny, some of them are horribly formed.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
enforced excitement/joy/seize the day/stop complaining stuff on facebook or the internet always bugs me. because it really does feel like the person posting it is trying to convince themselves that they aren't miserable.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
haha so otm
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
carpe diem, motherfuckers
― your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
oh god, that reminds me, I have to take a picture of this plaque someone mysteriously put up in a tiny meeting room, it actually says:
CARPE DIEM
Seize the Day
― your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
kind of how i feel about "life coaches" too, like i can't help but suspect that more are just miserable people caught in a some kind of "self-actualizing" loopxp
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
COMMIT RANDOM ACTS....... OF KINDNESS!!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link
idea #5: if you see someone who looks a little down, create a spontaneous "one-person flashmob" - just for them!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
lolll
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
what a world
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
man, "life coaches." I have a friend who I think seems really self-actualized but was going to career counselor-types (not life coaches) a couple years ago because she wasn't quite feeling it with her job. Now, she has the same job, but she and her husband have three dogs and she runs something like ten miles a day.
― your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
If it's a legitimate LOL, the EXCELSIOR has ways to try to shut that whole thing down
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
sorry, I don't know where that came from, plz to delete
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
^^^^Next EXCELSIOR thread title plz.
― see inlaycard for details (suzy), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
haha that's what i figured it was!
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/390772_456101604420989_347779709_n.jpg
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
Of all the reasons to object to Hot Topic…
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
similarly I boycott nuclear energy as it uses a cheap soulless imitation of glowsticks for its so-called 'power'
― it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
hahahahahaha
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
i am boycotting all babies until they stop sucking on the sacred pacifier.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
sacred, sacred are the jncos
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link
putting this on tumblr, i expect 20,000 reblogs by the end of the day
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/s7c9D.jpg
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Friday, 24 August 2012 11:27 (eleven years ago) link
This person sounds really super annoying but I never watched Spongebob so maybe there is a complex subtext.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 August 2012 12:29 (eleven years ago) link