http://www.theonion.com/articles/pregnant-woman-relieved-to-learn-her-rape-was-ille,29258/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah both those were an impressive one-two punch.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
Love it when the Onion goes real, real dark
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link
well played
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
the needy indie girl is killing me
― mellow, groovy, chilled out, cool (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link
Guilty lols.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ugandan-powerball-jackpot-hits-31-grains-of-rice,29208/
― nickn, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link
reminds me of this
― ljubljana, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
am I the only person who thinks the "what I really meant to say..." article wasn't funny at all?
― LeAnn Grimes (crüt), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
it is about as funny as those articles M4rc L0i wrote for The Spoof
― LeAnn Grimes (crüt), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/holy-shit-i-just-realized-people-want-to-kill-my-d,28891/^missed this earlier
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link
dark dark dark hilarityhttp://onion.com/NEz69k
― for reasons of sass (the table is the table), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
NEW EPISODE OF SEX HOUSE OH JESUS GOD OH GOD.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
the frog special effects on this are so great
― very sexual album (schlump), Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
sexy game of settlers of catan!
― get you ass to mahs (abanana), Thursday, 23 August 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
jesus, this got darker than i would've guessed
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 August 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
ahahaha, mannnn, this is really chugging along nicely. "Those days are just lost to me."
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 August 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
"sex house" deserves its own thread, frank deserves an emmy
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 24 August 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
/!\~incoming sext~/!\ thread of sex house
― johnny crunch, Friday, 24 August 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know if I can sit through the rest of it. My wife already bowed out.
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 August 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
Cloudy drink kills frog: the Onion's "Sex House"
― Three Word Username, Friday, 24 August 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-celebrates-full-week-without-deadly-mass-sh,29293/
― Three Word Username, Friday, 24 August 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
uh...
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 August 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
UPDATE: Never Mind
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 24 August 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
Whenever a news item says "this sounds like something straight from The Onion", it rarely actually does.
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link
They are kicking arse with the dark satire recently, its amazing. The video one of the astronauts dying a "painful high pitched death" choking on helium was just... jesus christ.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
Somehow I had never seen this:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/shaq-misses-entire-second-half-with-pulled-pork-sa,2895/
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
Ten episodes of the 60's Batman show
http://www.avclub.com/articles/10-episodes-that-find-the-60s-batman-at-its-campy%2C84592/
Philip Baker Hall on playing Seinfeld's "Bookman"
God bless the AV club.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
Bookman link: http://www.avclub.com/articles/philip-baker-hall-on-the-chicago-8-seinfeld-and-pa,84611/
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/911-truther-convinced-government-destroyed-past-11,29520
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image,29553/
loooooool
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 September 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
LOOOOOOOOOOL
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 September 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
That is beautiful.
― This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 September 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link
And yet ... Mohammed conspicuously absent from the fray.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 September 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
it's almost as if...that's the point of the fucking story
― balls, Friday, 14 September 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link
lol balls!
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 September 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, I get it now.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 September 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaha
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 September 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
Theyre on fucking fire lately:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/googles-911-homepage-design-stirs-controversy,29524/
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Friday, 14 September 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link
ganesh some
― mookieproof, Friday, 14 September 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
is it just me or have they been really daring lately?
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 14 September 2012 10:44 (eleven years ago) link
I think a lot of this is angry writers who didn't make the move to Chicago and figure their days are numbered, so why not go for it?
― Three Word Username, Friday, 14 September 2012 10:46 (eleven years ago) link
I think the angry Onion writers who did not make the move are no longer writers.If anything, maybe it's an attention getting move from the writers who did make the move, as well as the new writers the old, ex writers prematurely denigrated.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 September 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
I kinda feel like its a cyclical thing with The Onion, they get kinda stale for awhile and then every so often they'll unleash a string of stuff that pushes the limits.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 September 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
that sounds right
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 September 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
what is this move you speak of?
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 14 September 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
the onion moved their editorial offices to chicago (where their corporate hq has been for some time) this summer
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/business/2012/03/onions-bumpy-ride-chicago/50149/
― 1staethyr, Friday, 14 September 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
1 group that hasn't moved yet: video. that move is going to happen, though. enjoy sex house while you've got it.
― hot slag (lukas), Friday, 14 September 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link
It ended yesterday, so perfect timing!
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 September 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
Although the video dept. was still based in NY at the time, Sex House was shot in Chicago with Chicago actors. So you neeeever knoooooow.
― Old Lunch, Friday, 14 September 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link
ohhh
― hot slag (lukas), Friday, 14 September 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link