Leave two kids in the bath together for three minutes, come back in and there's half a fucking inch of water on the floor, all the walls are dripping wet, entire fucking stack of toilet rolls in soaked through and... and... aw look evewybody isss wots and wots of ickle bubbwles everweewhere
― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Monday, 20 August 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
allegro dance music is the best
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 20 August 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/304512_3964161457357_1934857480_n.jpg
This guy is really inspirational, apparently.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 20 August 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha
potty-training must have been hell in the Whedon household
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 20 August 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
"saute it, whatever"
― flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
Black, green, orange, purple, fuchsia, crocheted, sauted or whatever.
― the same dope water as you (how's life), Monday, 20 August 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
MAKE.
― lag∞n, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
coiff it, froth it,
― flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down
― Trip Maker, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/210/491595737_31ee926a9a.jpg
deserves to go viral IMO
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
i don't care if you make it pop, lock, drop, vibrate, or twerk
― flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
bill kristol rotisserie oven, three easy installments
― lag∞n, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
"I too could now say to myself: Be no longer a Chaos, but a World, or even Worldkin. Produce! Produce! Were it but the pitifullest infinitesimal fraction of a Product, produce it in God's name! 'Tis the utmost thou hast in thee; out with it then. Up, up! Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy whole might. Work while it is called To-day, for the Night cometh wherein no man can work."-Joss Whedon
― Øystein, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
"Sprinkle it. Blap it. Marinate it.Flamboast it, whatever."
- E-40
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
*crochets it*
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
e-40tm
― flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:21 (eleven years ago) link
"Sprinkle it. Blap it. Marinate it.Flamboast it, ooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo."
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/530161_450356208337696_1871730500_n.jpg
― see inlaycard for details (suzy), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
Let the floodgates open!
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/603521_4535218018453_1717242573_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link
Ha, okay, I like that, it's a smart response. Still, image macros, eh.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
I agree with a lot of the sentiments on these (not the bubble one, though), I just feel like a lot of the people that post these are basically preaching to the (atheistic) choir.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
i agree with ron popeil
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link
I mean, if you don't, you're a Republican.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah there is almost literally no one in my large friends group on FB who would not agree with the shit they post but they all still feel the need to fucking post "clever" science memes/feminism memes/george takei lulz. I need to write a damn greasemonkey script or something, it is getting out of control.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link
There was a month or so when it seemed like all my friends were liking images on some page called Being Liberal - it drives me nuts that I can't hide the 'liked some bullshit on someone's page' stuff.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
And it's not that I disagreed so much as it was just smug and annoying and unnecessary
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah i get stuff from that page, from various athiest and humanist pages, from "fuckyeah science!" or some such thing and... fucking takei.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/429332_10150613661536275_478447451_n.jpg
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link
THINGS
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
You can hide that stuff for individual users, but sometimes Facebook will just ignore that you asked it to.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
NEW
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link
POLIO
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link
FREEDOMPEO
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
COMMIE
Yeah I dont want to hide people wholesale, but i dont think theres any way for FB to know to say, I dunno, "hide anything reposted from george effing takei" is there? Like an anti-RT option would be MAGNIFICENT but there is no fucking way FB will implement it, it'd ruin their monetisation completely I assume - RT shit is what they thrive on.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
"Being Liberal" page is full of lols tbh
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561801_10151017736796275_1394518890_n.jpg
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
Hahah oh god.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
For a second I thought that was saying he's 42 and I was like "FUCK I AM NOT AS OLD AS CLINTON WTF"
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
tearful sniffles to u mr pwesident
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
uh...what was the spirit of the 90's again? i'm afraid to ask.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
zima
― half-worm inchworm tapeworm (donna rouge), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
something to do with cigars if i remember correctly...
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
answer is probably somewhere in What Was the Food of the 90s?
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
probably about time to do that for the 00s but I fear what might result.
in my day we drank bartles & james and we LIKED it!
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link
if I never see a fuzzy navel again it will be too soon
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
xp oh gosh thanks for mentioning that scott, now a certain aerosmith bootleg makes more sense.
― "Pffft" --buddha (silby), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
why are they called macros btw
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:11 (eleven years ago) link
i thought maybe you could go to the home page of these viral macros and block them individually - it would be time-consuming but good for the fb friends who post tons of shit from a few of the same places - but there is no block option on them!
― just1n3, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:14 (eleven years ago) link
black the "friends"
― flopson, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link