That fat crying one dayo posted has me in hysterics.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
xp The heart gets me--you know that it just had to be on the handwritten original, if there was one. (If not there, they'd be on top of the 'i's instead of dots.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link
I love that whole I LISTEN EVEN THO NO ONE LISTENS TO MEEE AND I CARE EVEN ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DONT CARE ABOUT MEEEE christ its my MOTHER.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:05 (eleven years ago) link
my mom is smart as hell and would never put up with that shit
― contenderizer, Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link
as a male am i supposed to just stare at the microwave until it's done
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
YES
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:51 (eleven years ago) link
Who microwaves food anyway srsly I only use mine as a timer.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:59 (eleven years ago) link
do you have some weird piece of food in there that you've just been punishing every time you need to time something
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 19 August 2012 05:05 (eleven years ago) link
Itd explain the smell, certainly.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2012 05:06 (eleven years ago) link
they're starting to make other kinds of timers. i even saw a portable one in an airplane catalog. it goes on your arm!
― contenderizer, Sunday, 19 August 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link
^ unnecessary sarcasm. ignore.
― contenderizer, Sunday, 19 August 2012 05:33 (eleven years ago) link
thanks for ruining the party.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 19 August 2012 06:27 (eleven years ago) link
Steamed Asparagus
Wash and trim asparagusWrap in wet paper towel and place in microwave safe plate. Microwave for 3-4 minutes. Use that time in whatever way you see fit.
I guess my point is that microwaves are great.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Sunday, 19 August 2012 13:02 (eleven years ago) link
Also, you don't have to heat up the entire oven just for one or two potatoes.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 August 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
Oh man, when my wife taught me about microwaving potatoes it was a life-changing moment.
― how's life, Sunday, 19 August 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.nestle.com/Common/NestleImages/PublishingImages/Brands/Culinary/hotpockets_detail.jpg
― mookieproof, Sunday, 19 August 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
who wants a pizza roll, email me if you want a pizza roll
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 August 2012 16:56 (eleven years ago) link
my mom swears by the microwave for cooking bacon and corn on the cob
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
a friend posted this and she never posts pictures-with-words-on-them. i think it's deserving of an exception
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8433/7816500088_c1fb71e1a4_o.jpg
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
drinking is unladylike imho
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
Is that tattoo real
― your native bacon (mh), Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
get a tat moran!
― buzza, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
who is that moran? must be a brit.
― scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
she is, she wrote a book abt feminism
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
seems like this inspirational quote macro trend is on the wane ime fwiw
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
with the election looming the macro trend for political stuff is just gonna get worse tho imo
― half-worm inchworm tapeworm (donna rouge), Sunday, 19 August 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
i really do not think that is a real tattoo, no. that it's on there qualifies that pic+words for this thread and a minor eye-roll.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 19 August 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
god i hope this trend is on the wane
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 19 August 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
i only found one today
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
lol, like fleas
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 19 August 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
ha the infestation is 95% controlled
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/387054_457214630977056_308942671_n.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/427013_10150968264610738_287641536_n.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
really really skeptical of this one:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/581096_457252967639889_1374721854_n.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
now THIS one i like
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/376770_10152024783505015_1831380758_n.jpg
― scott seward, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
Thomas Spencer Monson (born August 21, 1927) is an American religious leader and author, and the 16th and current President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church). As president, Monson is considered by adherents of the religion to be a "prophet, seer, and revelator" of God's will on earth. A printer by trade, Monson has spent most of his life engaged in various church leadership positions and in public service.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_S._Monson
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
laundry revelation
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
is jesus john oates?
― mookieproof, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6b/DaVinciCode.jpg/200px-DaVinciCode.jpg
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.holygrail-church.fsnet.co.uk/The%20Illuminati_files/image007.jpg
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
the ones that explicitly say "click 'share'" or "re-post this" are so weird to me, like you just made this stupid little graphic to pass around to people and have to beg them to keep passing it on, as if you're gonna make commission off it or some shit
― some dude, Sunday, 19 August 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
Share if you don't like child abuse. Share if you know someone with depression. No. Fuck you.
― emilys., Sunday, 19 August 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
The ones which say 'like if you agree, comment if you disagree!' are the worst. As if the one which requires less effort is ever not going to win.
― if, Sunday, 19 August 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
"dogs are a gift most of us don't deserve!" I hate this shit, too. YOU ARE ALL SELFISH SCUM U DONT EVEN DESERVE A DAMN PET
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link
share if you are full of hatred
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
buffandmaxsmonson
― clouds, Sunday, 19 August 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
it's a holdover from the charity or politics (esp. lazy-protest-politics) mentality. ideas worth spreading! feelings that just need to be shared so that the problems of the world are solved! please, won't you just feel on people with me???
― j., Sunday, 19 August 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link
spread the awareness!
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 19 August 2012 23:42 (eleven years ago) link
you just made this stupid little graphic to pass around to people and have to beg them to keep passing it on
this is how u get tumblr points
― mookieproof, Sunday, 19 August 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/582179_10150969648941851_482579069_n.jpg
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 20 August 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link