As you can tell, I'm really thrilled with my career decision here and with my colleagues. I'm a real person, though... I'll post an actual picture in that wdyll thing.
― burt_stanton, Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link
burt youve posted like six pictures in wdyll and then you take them down immediately
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
got too many emails for girls wanting to date him, probably.
― Lamp, Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link
no underwear in the sky no credibility
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link
http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/14530000/14531874.JPG
― bats in a kayak! (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 January 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link
so when are we all having this party?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 25 January 2009 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link
C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over
― Ed, Sunday, 25 January 2009 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link
ass partner
))<>((
― Ein Herz für Briten (Trackpants Tree), Sunday, 25 January 2009 03:49 (fifteen years ago) link
i am confused and that assmoticon is broken
― CLAPSOCK (John Justen), Sunday, 25 January 2009 07:51 (fifteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me_and_you_and_everyone_we_know
― Ein Herz für Briten (Trackpants Tree), Sunday, 25 January 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link
― Ein Herz für Briten (Trackpants Tree), Sunday, 25 January 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link
let this serve as a grand memorial
― sonned by a burger beef (jjjusten), Saturday, 11 April 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Was there ever a party with burt_stanton? Reading old threads and his constant anxiety over his appearance makes me want to see pictures of the guy. Such a tease!
― Hey! We're ... LOL (sarahel), Saturday, 11 April 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
If he's not too busy being eaten out by Hoosteen of course.
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Saturday, January 24, 2009 6:27 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark
this takes that joke to a whole other level
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 11 April 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Roxy - this thread!
― sarahel, Monday, 11 April 2011 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link
woah life/board synergy. taking out months' worth of empty liquor bottles - the neighbors will think I'm an insane boozehound.
― Simon H. Shit (Simon H.), Monday, 11 April 2011 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link
hread title made me think of burt washing some manchild in the tub while a gentleman in a tuxedo knocked sharply at the door
― the bull of the seven combats (rent), Friday, January 23, 2009 4:59 PM (2 years ago)
― Secrets will not Block Justice (harbl), Monday, 11 April 2011 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link
i think the manchild would be a midget that represents a repressed aspect of burt's psyche
― sarahel, Monday, 11 April 2011 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link
we should have a fap, where everyone buys burt_stanton one beer.captain lorax be the flash-drive dj.
― ian, Saturday, 24 January 2009 05:55 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:07 (nine years ago) link
clean your disgusting ass, partner
― Soylent News Service (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:17 (nine years ago) link
company's coming
Burt Stanton, Esq.: Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare client over
― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:22 (nine years ago) link
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1226904!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/article-klugman3-1224.jpg
― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link
best ilx titular typo? you decide
― Aimless, Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link
were Burt Stanton and Bill Magill the same guy?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link
i like this thread title
― Treeship, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link
just imagine how insulted you'd be if your partner told you they needed to scrub you down because guests were coming over.
― Treeship, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link
uh
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link
xp ask a booty cleaner
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link
for lack of a hyphen dignity was lost
― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link
the ass partner as i imagine him
― CoolRadio, Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link
Burt
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 January 2020 04:18 (four years ago) link
Is ads partner like a timeshare or sumfin.
― Stevolende, Wednesday, 1 January 2020 08:57 (four years ago) link