C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over

This thread keeps giving.

no one has made any hamburger jokes yet????

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Grown up parties are like a memorial service for broken dreams

always party with people no more than ten yrs older than you. after that, it's likely to become bizarro.

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1: fap
1: burt_stanton
1: everyone brings 1 pair of new undies for burt

hammmburgers

we should have a fap, where everyone buys burt_stanton one beer.
captain lorax be the flash-drive dj.

― ian, Saturday, January 24, 2009 12:55 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ian homie u r a genius lets make this happen

srsly! tho its prob best if burt just invites us all to his next law school party

you don't want to go. these peoples apartments will make you feel like you live in some kind-of halfway house efficiency. 90% of the night is tooth pulling "conversation" (what do u do where do u live whre did u go to school), but the 10% fun is better than sitting in your apartment with your hand on your dick.

I'll have to give it to 32 year old still-a-bartender-but-maybe-i'll-get-more-serious-with-my-graphic-design-maybe-i'll-buy-a-silk-screen-machine-thing-and-make-t-shirts hipster parties: weed, music, shitty apartments, and stupid ass conversation.

yah but if all of us come itll be a lot more like that - also captain lorax on the wheels of data

no reason why we cant have our hands on our dicks at a law school party

Good idea, ice cream. Let's have a night that would make Harold Pinter proud.

max's suggestion is perfectly in line with my vision of the night of horrors

As you can tell, I'm really thrilled with my career decision here and with my colleagues. I'm a real person, though... I'll post an actual picture in that wdyll thing.

burt youve posted like six pictures in wdyll and then you take them down immediately

got too many emails for girls wanting to date him, probably.

no underwear in the sky no credibility

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so when are we all having this party?

C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over

ass partner

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i am confused and that assmoticon is broken

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me_and_you_and_everyone_we_know

let this serve as a grand memorial

Was there ever a party with burt_stanton? Reading old threads and his constant anxiety over his appearance makes me want to see pictures of the guy. Such a tease!

If he's not too busy being eaten out by Hoosteen of course.

― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Saturday, January 24, 2009 6:27 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark

this takes that joke to a whole other level

Roxy - this thread!

woah life/board synergy. taking out months' worth of empty liquor bottles - the neighbors will think I'm an insane boozehound.

hread title made me think of burt washing some manchild in the tub while a gentleman in a tuxedo knocked sharply at the door

― the bull of the seven combats (rent), Friday, January 23, 2009 4:59 PM (2 years ago)

i think the manchild would be a midget that represents a repressed aspect of burt's psyche

we should have a fap, where everyone buys burt_stanton one beer.
captain lorax be the flash-drive dj.

― ian, Saturday, 24 January 2009 05:55 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

clean your disgusting ass, partner

company's coming

Burt Stanton, Esq.: Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare client over

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best ilx titular typo? you decide

were Burt Stanton and Bill Magill the same guy?

i like this thread title

just imagine how insulted you'd be if your partner told you they needed to scrub you down because guests were coming over.

uh

xp ask a booty cleaner

for lack of a hyphen dignity was lost

the ass partner as i imagine him

Burt

Is ads partner like a timeshare or sumfin.