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http://conservapedia.com/Essay:Quantifying_Openmindedness

Do you deny that the imposition of socialism and same-sex marriage on a nation could harm its competitiveness at international events like the Olympics?

oh Andy

This man was educated at Princeton and Harvard. The fuck?

I wonder if Obama remembers him

intelligence is no defense against believing weird shit. Check out the academic accomplishments of his mother, too.

Smart people are equally capable of believing plenty of bollocks for non-smart reasons; they can just be better at rationalizing it.

no he's really dumb

if he was smart he would be working for the heritage foundation or something

Will there be joke sports or athletes with joke religions in the next olympic games?

Create the page "Schafly" on this wiki!

lol i misspelled it

I think I found the best one you guys
http://conservapedia.com/Best_of_the_public

yeah, that's a good one

Link to Invisible Hand of Marriage also pretty hilarious.

"Best of the Public"...yup...here I am, pointlessly angry again

Conservative Bible Project also a winner for sheer distance from how reality works:

Benefits include:

* mastery of the Bible, which is priceless
* mastery of the English language, which is valuable
* thorough understanding of the differences in Bible translations, particularly the historically important King James Version
* benefiting from activity that no public school would ever allow; a Conservative Bible could become a text for public school courses
* political issues can become a pathway to evangelizing liberals
* liberals will oppose this effort, but they will have to read the Bible to criticize this, and that will open their minds
* this project has a unifying effect on various Christian denominations, and serves as an important counterweight to liberal efforts to divide conservative candidates based on religion

The Conservative Bible Project is a truly outstanding example of something produced by committee. A particularly cloth-eared and cloth-headed committee in this case.

I keep on clicking links in that Best of the Public page expecting to read something sensible and informative.

"Ice Ice Baby" was the "B-side" filler panned by "experts" which became a massive hit because a disc jockey played it by chance; allegedly written by Vanilla Ice when he was 16[9]

truly the best of the public

Another liberal double standard: "Colorado U. to segregate dorms for students with gun permits." [15] Isn't segregation wrong???

see also: prisons

Why one bathroom for men and one for women, you hypocrites?

Oh man, the weirdest debate I ever got into with my bro-in-law was about coed bathrooms. It basically boiled down to him thinking there is an essentially sexual component to elimination, so men and women who aren't married shouldn't be shitting in the same space.

premarital codefecation will end america

ancillary to the crazy-con co-ed restroom discussion is their idea that trans women want to use the women's room because they secretly wanna perv out on women in there, which is a forehead-smackingly dumb idea

I think even 'perv out on' might be working on a higher level than intended - it's just "man in ladies room error error gender crash01010111"

Yeah, so much of these folks seems to come from their idea that everyone is as twisted, venal, and petty as they are.

I feel like if you get off on the sounds of people defecating and peeing in stalls, you're kind of beyond gender constructs already

I don't know, isn't fixation on urination/defecation a pre-sexual psychology?

http://conservapedia.com/Sun_Myung_Moon

ok then!

I have been a member the Unification Church my entire adult life and am the Internet's leading authority on it. I have access to the same public information as everyone else, of course, as well as inside information.
The quotations I deleted are unreliable.
If you want to start a debate, we have Debate Topics for that.
If you want to post a balance of pro and con views, there is a way to do that. But it didn't seem like that was the aim today. --Ed Poor Talk 11:09, 30 April 2008 (EDT)

News update: Paul Kurtz is the father of secular humanism. PaulKurtz.net is worth $8.95 according to zombiestat.com! Don't let atheism turn you into a mindless zombie! [8]

Cubans still think that male homosexuals lack machismo and that overweight lesbians with butch hair cuts are unattractive. [63] Conservapedia's homosexuality article ranks #2 at Google Cuba.
In addition, at Google India and Google Russia, Conservapedia's homosexuality article ranks #3 at Google. India didn't become one of the most populous countries by loving homosexuality. 17 percent of the world's population is from India.

http://conservapedia.com/Overrated_Sports_Stars

SHOTS FIRED

Peyton Manning — a quarterback who won only one NFL championship, despite being voted by the media and others to be NFL MVP 4 times, AFC Player of the Year 6 times, and Pro Bowler 11 times. The liberal media treated him like the Second Coming of Christ in order to oust conservative Tim Tebow from his leadership position in the swing state of Colorado prior to the Presidential Election 2012.

lmao

:-0

Mark Sanchez — the New York Jets quarterback is being touted as the team's best QB over conservative Christian Tim Tebow despite falling apart at the end of the 2011–12 season. Now that Tebow's on-board, liberals are championing the former USC star as the superior player despite his recently poor play.

oh c'mon everyone in america wants tebow to start for the jets

tim tebow is also on the list tho

Ronaldinho - looked like a wonderful player in early years, but quickly became overweight due to his 'partying' lifestyle. Fired from minor Brazilian team, he declared he's finally "just going to party"

They seem to have confused Ronaldinho with Ronaldo...

Cristiano Ronaldo his spectacular talents have been ruined by his self-obsession, vanity and cravings of celebrity. He is now officially "sad"

So, Cristiano, where did it all go wrong?

Wayne Rooney - Burst onto the scene as a 16 year old and called "The English Pele".

I'm sad we've all been getting his name wrong.

He's English, completely English.

"conservapedia toon"

http://conservapedia.com/images/thumb/9/95/VP_debate.jpg/350px-VP_debate.jpg

deep satire

The Republican Party or informally the GOP (short for Grand Old Party), is one of the two major political parties in the United States. The Republican Party is pro-life , while the Democratic Party is pro-abortion.

Pretty shocked that doesn't say "the Democrat Party" tbh.

In the News. what the MSM isn't fully covering.
The demographics haven't changed, it's the ignoramuses on the left showing off: [4]

Obama weeps -- for himself, and then has the private video specially released to the public afterward to puff his image. Talking about his own past as a "community organizer," Obama sheds a tear as he builds to his self-centered point: "I became a man during that process." [5]

A Tea Party activist asks several disturbing questions about the 2012 Presidential Election. He lists six possible reasons why Obama won. Some are truly chilling. [6]

ABC’s Catalyst program reports Kimberley dinosaur footprints. There were huge dinosaurs fleeing the rising waters of Noah’s Flood in Australia.[28] Dinosaurs and man coexisted.[29]

Creationist viewer of the program said: "I have to admit I just thought of dinos running from flood waters when I saw it."

Conservapedia proven right, again: the Los Angeles Lakers stink with their two Overrated Sports Stars, and they again eschew a meritocracy by passing over the best coach to hire someone else. [5]

funny sort of knowledge authority that feels the need to say 'WE GOT SOMETHING RIGHT' in the middle of articles