boxer_stanton or brief_stanton??
― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link
It's like we're getting Gear's couch story from the perspective of the emo trucker hat guy.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link
boxers for casual Friday, briefs for maximum package
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link
also how in the hell is this a C/D thread, at all
burt my music question remains unanswered
― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
burt can i come to the party
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
MAXIMUM PACKAGE
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
luftmensch unmentionables
― estela, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
I dunno, Elmo, cleaning for guests is probably a good thing (classic), but it kinda sucks to have to do (dud), so it's pretty up in the air, much like burt's unmentionables
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link
haha xpost! i was gonna say "dainties" but it's burt
ugh you know women can see thru guys who think briefs of manscaping give them "maximum package" fyi
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link
I never, ever torture my friends with my music.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link
I can totally imagine the day Bruce Stanton came in from chopping firewood, sat his young son on his knee and said "one thing you need to know in life, kid, is that Stantons ain't dainty"
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link
his dad's name is not bruce
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link
thanks bruce, for answering my question
― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link
however, his mom's name is Bruce
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Maybe I'll throw on the Telescopes or Spacemen 3 if it's just chillin illin
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link
poo-gazer bands
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link
this is a thread of wonder
― Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link
unmenschionables
― Edward III, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link
i pledge to bump this thread every day forever
― Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link
dancing under a sky of shit
alternative title for the new U2 album...
― snoball, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link
I will say it is very magnanimous of you to share your ass partner with your guests, kudos.
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Thanks, man. I needed that.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link
btw classic obv
― Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link
hey barry_ please keep us updated on what happens with yr chick tonight--i suspect most of ilx will be anxious to know how your evening went
;)
― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link
all of you <3
― BIGrack HOOSein Obama (k3vin k.), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link
We've already "hooked up", but we're both better as friends. sorry. womp womp.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link
thats just the ass partner talking, isnt it
― Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:40 (fifteen years ago) link
what does she look like
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link
okay okay okay but if something more happens tonight, i think it's safe to say that we all wanna know how it went--like if she takes a look at yr crusty drawers, throws on a Einsturzende Neubauten 12 inch on the ol' record player and says TAKE ME NOW BRUCE SIMPSON. . . .
― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link
skinny, lots of tattoos. typical shit.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link
womp womp all night long
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link
what what (in the ass partner)
― Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link
sucks to your ass partner
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link
"skinny, lots of tattoos. typical shit."
hahaha Burt you rule: you are like a man who lives in a refrigerator in Nigeria thinking his neighbors are weird for not feeling cold
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link
does she like vampire weekend
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Does anyone even remember Vampire Weekend? I was right! They were the 2008 version of the Strokes.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link
good luck miasma
― estela, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link
burt are you a "couch painter"?
― crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link
lol nabisco your refrigerator simile sounds like one of your father's stories.
― estela, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link
nabisco made me laugh but this:
is not really an acceptable way to describe someone who's deigned to sleep with you.
― horseshoe, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link
We never have nor never will sleep together. She's bringing other people to this thing. It was about having guests over, not a girl
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link
what was "it" about -- hanging the dirty underwear?
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link
'Twas the night before St. Sales day, when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, not even a mouse burtDirty undies hung over the closets without careIn hopes that 'skinny, lots of tattoos' soon would be there...
― Last night it was pullulating with (Michael White), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:34 (fifteen years ago) link
'Twas the night before St. Sales day, when all through the house yurt
― WmC, Friday, 23 January 2009 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link
buttyurt
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link
So that's what's all over the underwear - buttyurt.
― Last night it was pullulating with (Michael White), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link
I have stained underwear hanging over my closetsI have stained underwear hanging over my closetsI have stained underwear hanging over my closetsI have stained underwear hanging over my closetsI have stained underwear hanging over my closetsI have stained underwear hanging over my closetsI have stained underwear hanging over my closetsI have stained underwear hanging over my closetsI have stained underwear hanging over my closetsI have stained underwear hanging over my closets
― ROBOT PENIS (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 23 January 2009 23:40 (fifteen years ago) link