A note on terminology In the United States, "football" refers to American Football. Outside the United States, "football" refers to soccer
In the United States, "football" refers to American Football. Outside the United States, "football" refers to soccer
Evidently they've never seen Australians, New Zealanders, or Canadians play football....
Swimming relays are demoted to a "joke sport" because real relays use batons, but they don't use them in swim races. Duh - you'd whack the swimmer in the next lane with the baton with every butterfly stroke.
Damn liberals soiling the purity of relay sports by not requiring batons in the pool. It's yet another cog in the culture of permissiveness the liberal establishment is forcing on all of us through sport, comics, television, and music.
― Lee626, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link
during the Modern Olympic Games, the pagan origins of the Olympics have been replaced by faith-based achievement by the participating athletes.
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
Women's boxing and wrestling
This is the most revealing (not that misogyny needs to be outed with these guys). Why would a sport shift from non-joke to joke just based on the gender of those involved. Well, whatever - they're an irrelevant bunch of anti-intellectual fools.
― windborne grey frogs (dowd), Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:42 (eleven years ago) link
Would love to see Katie Taylor or Nicola Adams in a ring with Andrew Schlafly and still see if he thinks it's a joke sport.
― fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
Let me explain where the socialism section came from. I had seen on the main page that day, there was a front page news entry from a blog (possibly two or three blogs) comparing soccer to socialism. I don't remember if the blogs were being serious or satirical, but it was on the front page of Conservapedia. I then happened to stumble on the Soccer article and noticed it had been changed to "a popular Socialist football sport" with no explanation given.
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
with no explanation given.
solitary comments that effortlessly summarise the spirit of conservapedia
― undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 11 August 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
Boxing is still very popular, possibly having roots in ancient Greek styles of boxing, although with certain and clearly defined roots in the bare-knuckle fights in England in the early-modern era, being given modern rules in the 19th century by the Marquess of Queensbury.When women participate in it, boxing is a joke sport.
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 August 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
The other female sports you list seem more legitimate than women's boxing. Women's boxing appears to be particularly artificial - how often are there schoolyard boxing matches between girls?--Andy Schlafly 19:55, 9 August 2012 (EDT)
God I remember all the schoolyard sports we used to play. Boxing, football, synchronised swimming, F1 racing.
― kmfdotm (ledge), Saturday, 11 August 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Soccer&diff=prev&oldid=952246
* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies.* The "off-sides" rule prohibits using certain aggressive ("unfair") tactics in the game.* The game forbids frequent stops, which can be compared to "carbon footprint" efforts to fight supposed [[global warming]].
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
* gun use is not permitted -- what is the goalie protecting, if not his castle?
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
cheers crüt
― * The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
Dudes, Andy writes this shit to reinforce his own beliefs, not to convince others
― Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link
"schoolyard boxing matches"
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
Ali-Frazier III, Chacon-Limon IV, chubby kid with daddy issues vs. kid who threw chocolate milk on his head
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
The United States has won the overall medal race, for the fifth straight Summer Games. [2] But are joke sports ruining it?
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 12 August 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
Political Questions Being Resolved by the Games
!
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 12 August 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link
LOL
http://conservapedia.com/Overrated_Sports_Stars
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 12 August 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link
Peyton Manning — a quarterback who won only one NFL championship, despite being voted by the media and others to be NFL MVP 4 times, AFC Player of the Year 6 times, and Pro Bowler 11 times. The liberal media treated him like the Second Coming of Christ in order to oust conservative Tim Tebow from his leadership position in the swing state of Colorado prior to the Presidential Election 2012.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 12 August 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link
the "talk" pages are always great & the "overrated sports stars" one is a special treat
― steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 12 August 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
Sol Campbell — Is known to be sympathetic towards homosexual rights campaigners. During his England career they failed to win a single major tournament.
him and about 2000 other fuckers
― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 August 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link
LeBron wasn't my addition but the hype for him seems a bit much. Perhaps his unusual name helps.--Andy Schlafly 22:01, 24 June 2012 (EDT)\
yeah that's prob. it
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 12 August 2012 00:42 (eleven years ago) link
Peyton Manning was a huge bush donor iirc
― Clay, Sunday, 12 August 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
It is no coincidence that the fit and healthy Bible believing martial artist Chuck Norris lives in the state of Texas and not the city of San Francisco! Chuck Norris is no "Nancy boy" and he is the embodiment of mental toughness.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
i recently found out about this
http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/richmedia/images/cover.gif
what would conservapedia think?
― (500) Days of Sodom (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link
hm seems that didn't work.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51z7ROE8ZvL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
― (500) Days of Sodom (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
!!!
― contenderizer, Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://conservapedia.com/Essay:Quantifying_Openmindedness
― 1staethyr, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
Do you deny that the imposition of socialism and same-sex marriage on a nation could harm its competitiveness at international events like the Olympics?
oh Andy
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link
This man was educated at Princeton and Harvard. The fuck?
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder if Obama remembers him
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
intelligence is no defense against believing weird shit. Check out the academic accomplishments of his mother, too.
Smart people are equally capable of believing plenty of bollocks for non-smart reasons; they can just be better at rationalizing it.
― Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Sunday, 12 August 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
no he's really dumb
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 12 August 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link
if he was smart he would be working for the heritage foundation or something
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 12 August 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
Will there be joke sports or athletes with joke religions in the next olympic games?
― StanM, Sunday, 12 August 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
Create the page "Schafly" on this wiki!
― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 August 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link
lol i misspelled it
― mookieproof, Sunday, 12 August 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
I think I found the best one you guyshttp://conservapedia.com/Best_of_the_public
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 13 August 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, that's a good one
― contenderizer, Monday, 13 August 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link
Link to Invisible Hand of Marriage also pretty hilarious.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 13 August 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
"Best of the Public"...yup...here I am, pointlessly angry again
― steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 13 August 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
Conservative Bible Project also a winner for sheer distance from how reality works:
Benefits include:
* mastery of the Bible, which is priceless* mastery of the English language, which is valuable* thorough understanding of the differences in Bible translations, particularly the historically important King James Version* benefiting from activity that no public school would ever allow; a Conservative Bible could become a text for public school courses* political issues can become a pathway to evangelizing liberals* liberals will oppose this effort, but they will have to read the Bible to criticize this, and that will open their minds* this project has a unifying effect on various Christian denominations, and serves as an important counterweight to liberal efforts to divide conservative candidates based on religion
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 13 August 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
The Conservative Bible Project is a truly outstanding example of something produced by committee. A particularly cloth-eared and cloth-headed committee in this case.
― kmfdotm (ledge), Monday, 13 August 2012 09:44 (eleven years ago) link
I keep on clicking links in that Best of the Public page expecting to read something sensible and informative.
― kmfdotm (ledge), Monday, 13 August 2012 09:50 (eleven years ago) link
"Ice Ice Baby" was the "B-side" filler panned by "experts" which became a massive hit because a disc jockey played it by chance; allegedly written by Vanilla Ice when he was 16[9]
― glumdalclitch, Monday, 13 August 2012 10:03 (eleven years ago) link
truly the best of the public
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 13 August 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
Another liberal double standard: "Colorado U. to segregate dorms for students with gun permits." [15] Isn't segregation wrong???
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 18 August 2012 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
see also: prisons
― very sexual album (schlump), Saturday, 18 August 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
Why one bathroom for men and one for women, you hypocrites?
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 20 August 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
Oh man, the weirdest debate I ever got into with my bro-in-law was about coed bathrooms. It basically boiled down to him thinking there is an essentially sexual component to elimination, so men and women who aren't married shouldn't be shitting in the same space.
― Romney's Kitchen Nightmares (WmC), Monday, 20 August 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link