C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over

maybe he means Staind underwear, because he is a fan of Staind.

xp goddammit dan

Burt, just give her a tour of the apartment and go "that's soap scum, because I don't have a trust fund like some people" and "those are dust bunnies, because I don't have a trust fund or listen to Vampire Weekend like some people" and "those are dirty underwear, because that's how they do it in Philly and Berlin where all the cool bands move these days"

buy more ass partners?

I don't have to do shit

i have a daet tonight and a dirty apartment. no plans to combine the two, but you never know!

nabisco is on fire on this thread i gotta say

burt_stanton where do you live

jordan if i were you i wouldnt not be on this thread bragging about my similarities to burt_stanton

lol, i wouldnt be

never forget the grinding dust bunnies ;_;

burt_dag style

max otm, plants can also be nice in a less obvious way

from the GIS for "crusty":

http://beinart.org/artists/jon-beinart/gallery/crusty-toddlerpede.jpg

buy black or brown underpants, so you don't have to wash them ever and can just continue displaying them proudly in the closet.

It sounds like burt needs some of these:

http://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/35512/35512_in_m.jpg

He can use it as a getting-to-know-you game. What's a stain, and what's part of the pattern? Where does Dolce & Gabbana end, and Burt begin? The fun never ends!

quote Quentin Crisp, "After 5 years the dust doesn't get any worse"

at least i don't have any dirty underwear hanging on things. i can blame any dirtiness on the cats that like to puke and act crazy.

well done elmo!

I don't have to do shit

― burt_stanton, Friday, January 23, 2009 5:08 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yes you do, Burt, it's biologically unavoidable -- denying it is how you wind up with your underwear like that

Wait, unless your ass partner does the shitting for you?

now i am trying to imagine simon rex as a dust bunny

nabisco that took things too far

Wait, unless your ass partner does the shitting for you?

Well, presumably they take turns until the seal breaks.

http://www.animalgift.org/atf/cf/%7B55F52B47-7B8C-4337-A5A9-2F3550FF3D11%7D/SEAL-INSIDEMAIN-V02.JPG

good strategy for tonight--answer the door naked, then just snag a pair of dirty underwear from the closet

I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit

burt when you have a lady friend over what sort of music do you listen to

I am just keeping it real, Stanton-style

nabisco shat the shark right dere

I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit

I actually have clotheslines running throughout my apartment where I like to hang my dirty underwear, and at night I get stoned, turn up some Einsturzende Neubauten, turn off the lights, and it's like I'm dancing under a sky of shit

― burt_stanton, Friday, January 23, 2009 5:12 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

serious lols at this

burt when you have a lady friend over what sort of music do you listen to

Whatever it is, they dance cheek to cheek.

xpost -- That's for damn sure.

We Are All mADE OF sHIt

Whatever it is, they dance cheek to cheek

all the more reason to clean your disgusting ass

when i have lady friends over i let them have a say in the music FYI

oh, so madonna then

WAAADEOFHI?

Meltdown's a-coming, folks.

boxer_stanton or brief_stanton??

It's like we're getting Gear's couch story from the perspective of the emo trucker hat guy.

boxers for casual Friday, briefs for maximum package

also how in the hell is this a C/D thread, at all

burt my music question remains unanswered

burt can i come to the party

MAXIMUM PACKAGE

luftmensch unmentionables

I dunno, Elmo, cleaning for guests is probably a good thing (classic), but it kinda sucks to have to do (dud), so it's pretty up in the air, much like burt's unmentionables

haha xpost! i was gonna say "dainties" but it's burt

ugh you know women can see thru guys who think briefs of manscaping give them "maximum package" fyi

I never, ever torture my friends with my music.

I can totally imagine the day Bruce Stanton came in from chopping firewood, sat his young son on his knee and said "one thing you need to know in life, kid, is that Stantons ain't dainty"