Ryan has creepy reptile eyes, David Icke to thread.
― The Sword and the Saucier (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 11 August 2012 07:34 (eleven years ago) link
This exists.
http://romneyryan.com/
romneyportman.com does not. romneyrubio.com also does not.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 11 August 2012 07:39 (eleven years ago) link
Paul Ryan it is....
(sez washpost)
― Lee626, Saturday, 11 August 2012 10:29 (eleven years ago) link
so does the NYT.
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 August 2012 11:11 (eleven years ago) link
Author of last week's New Yorker piece responds.
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 August 2012 11:33 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/523290_10151186153273783_1713401387_n.jpg
― spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Saturday, 11 August 2012 12:27 (eleven years ago) link
Burns/Smith '12
― da croupier, Saturday, 11 August 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
the pundit gasbag fan boys are too busy whacking off to give an immediate response. but they will ... Paul Ryan is their Wunderkind.
― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
Nothing more rousing than a Mitt Romney speech on a Saturday morning--he's just about to bring out Ryan.
― clemenza, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
oh wow mitt praising ryan for not "demonizing his opponents"
― da croupier, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link
"he's never been content to curse the darkness...he'd rather light candles."
― da croupier, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
The next President? Is Romney going to resign on day one?
― Lee626, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
"Join me in welcoming the next president of the United States, Paul Ryan!" I know, I know, everyone misspeaks--pretty funny nonetheless.
― clemenza, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link
is it worth turning off To Live and Die in L.A. or
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link
That wasn't awkward at all, Mitt--nice recovery!
― clemenza, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link
xpost -- Nothing is worth that.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link
"Join me in welcoming the next president of the United States, Paul Ryan!"
omg that was nuts
― da croupier, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link
MITT THROWS AN AUDIBLE
Ryan/Romney '12
dude actually ran back up to the podium to correct himself after ryan's fanfare
― da croupier, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
"He is standing right next to me. His name is Mitt Romney, and he will be the next vice president of the United States!"
― Lee626, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
straw cowlick on the back of ryan's hair makes him look like he's wearing a suit from a wedding the night before
"our next vice president of the United States...Jack Kemp!!"
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link
seriously looks like an impromptu speech from a hungover groom at brunch
― da croupier, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link
crowd is like 100% white people
― Lee626, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link
― clemenza, Saturday, 11 August 2012 14:29 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
omg perfect
― , Blogger (schlump), Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link
his follow-up, after running back to the podium once the music stopped. "Now I've been known to make a mistake...but this man will be the next VICE-President of the United States..."
― da croupier, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
wow everyone's still humping the "you didn't build that" line
― da croupier, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
staples....bright horizons...SPORTS AUTHORITY!
I'm only listening on the radio, does it seem any more alive or exciting when you can see the crowd? Cuz I'm not hearing a lot of electricity.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
"our rights come from nature and god, not from government!" <---only line to get a really big reaction from the audience so far
― da croupier, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link
but yeah this guy is no palin speech-wise
I don't know...he's got some work to do as a public speaker (when he mentioned something about "heart and mind," he pointed to his heart when he said "mind")--he's earnest to the point of sounding like he's pleading. Still, probably a better choice than Portman or Pawlenty.
― clemenza, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link
ryan basically comes off like a college republican
― da croupier, Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:52 (eleven years ago) link
Which of course is why people in China and Iran are exactly as free as people in the United States and Sweden!
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
RYAN/ROMNEY '12I've been known to make a mistake
he is for real a better pick though; if mitt's going to win it's surely in stoking up the people who want an abrasive-contrarian-asshole pick
― , Blogger (schlump), Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
the hilarity continues
― the choogler and the chosen one (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
he's gonna get like 4 undecided voters w this pick
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
CNN had Gingrich on after the speech, and they immediately hauled out the "right-wing social engineering" clip. He wriggled out of it, but that's something that'll keep turning up (guaranteed to be in a Democratic ad or two).
― clemenza, Saturday, 11 August 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link
he isn't even going to win Wisconsin
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 August 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
I'd forgotten--Obama made exactly the same mistake introducing Biden four years ago. Interesting psychology there.
― clemenza, Saturday, 11 August 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
biden was a safe pick tho
― iatee, Saturday, 11 August 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link
oh I thought you meant doing this friday night / saturday morning, sorry, early
― iatee, Saturday, 11 August 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
also Biden is fuckin hilarious
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Saturday, 11 August 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
CNN's so funny sometimes: their crawl machine at the bottom still says "Three sources tell CNN that Romney to name Ryan as VP choice."
― clemenza, Saturday, 11 August 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
this may get Mitt a weekend of positive press -- all of which will be out-of-it pundits braying about how choosing Ryan was "bold" and "transformative" and how "brave" Ryan's give-the-rich-more-tax-cuts-paid-for-by-starving-Granny budget proposals are, but beggars can't be choosers -- but when the smoke clears he won't get a single swing vote. and it won't even work so well for getting the Teabags to the voting booth, b/c they're already hopped up on Obama-hate.
― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 11 August 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
all the Dems gotta do in Florida is yell SOCIAL SECURITY loud enough
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 11 August 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
this is like Bush the Elder picking Quayle imho
― the choogler and the chosen one (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 11 August 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
"let's get a young guy, make you look less stuffy!"
― the choogler and the chosen one (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 11 August 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link
granted Quayle didn't have party-base bonafides the way Ryan does
― the choogler and the chosen one (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 11 August 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link