"Jam" is nearly six minutes long and never actually becomes a song - it's just state-of-the-art kitchen-sink dance production shuttling loudly along with a bunch of random crap in the mix and MJ periodically squeaking out verses and blurting out the title.
just close your eyes and imagine this as a Skinny Puppy or Meat Beat Manifesto track
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
Oh and hey here's a faceless rap!
I didn't think it was possible for me to roll my eyes this hard. If there's one person who was "totally faceless" in the early 90s, it was Heavy D!
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
are you fucking kidding me
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
yeah this kind of why i'm rmde every time somebody quibbles about "Event" status - if you're an established artist going multi-platinum, PLENTY of people think it's an event.The 'event' thing is very much to do with how the album is promoted imo, plus how it's covered by critcs/the media, perhaps more than how many people actually end up liking/buying it.
― I Shall Be Re-Released (Mr Andy M), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
so i take it i should...recognize that guy
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 10 August 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
voted Rattle & Hum as the most New Jersey album. "Angel of Harlem" remains supremely hollow: list a bunch of names & places, "tonight this city belongs to me". Angel, alright.
the Charles Manson opening
also on one of the singles you have
"Love Rescue Me" (Live from London, 16 October 1988; featuring Ziggy Marley and Keith Richards)
hoping they turn it into a reggae theme!
― Euler
R&H i sincerely believe gets a bum rap if only because the studio tracks are generally quite good or at least fairly interesting, it's the live stuff that seems to bear the brunt of the criticism.
van diemen's landdesirehawkmoon 269angel of harlemlove rescue mewhen love comes to townheartlandgod pt IIall i want is you
if they'd released those as a 9 track album it probably would have been less of an event, perhaps sold less, but today might be looked upon as even an underrated entry in the catalog as opposed to a bloated mess. the worst songs are probably 'angel of harlem' and 'when love comes to town', mostly because they're clunky and obvious but they're still listenable imo. at least much of the time. they probably should have released the live tracks separately and only to their fan club or something.
― omar little, Friday, 10 August 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
lol stupid browser didn't refresh for me and I didn't think either of those posts went through
but yes, you should know who Heavy D is
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
he was an overweight lover iirc
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 August 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
After all that, it seemed a bit wrong to not vote for Don't Look Back.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
I am nothing if not committed.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
Man, I'm listening to Don't Look Back on Spotify and it sure is a trebly mastering. Ouch.
― timellison, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
that's that classic Rockman (TM) tone, brah
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 20 August 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
Finally had to toss a coin between UYI and Dangerous, went with the latter on the strength of Heavy D's earth-shaking, instantly iconic guest rap.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 20 August 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
went with the former on the strength of Alice Cooper's earth-shaking, instantly iconic guest rap.
― some dude, Monday, 20 August 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
IT'S GLAD TO KNOW YA
― hamlisch kilgour (get bent), Monday, 20 August 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
<3
― some dude, Monday, 20 August 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link
I don't think there's much doubt that the most "New Jersey" album on this list is Backstreet Boys. It may even be a better example than "New Jersey" itself.
― justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Monday, 20 August 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
That's what I voted for, after hovering on New Jersey for awhile.
― Eric H., Monday, 20 August 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
bump medicine is what i need
― some dude, Monday, 20 August 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
finally voted for Dangerous
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
justice
― some dude, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link
(breaks a glass)
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link
i wish i had listened to The Long Run while the poll was open, it has probably the best set of singles of any of these albums
― some dude, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
Michael Jackson, Dangerous (7x platinum) 10Bon Jovi, New Jersey (7x platinum) 1
ILX, I just don't know about you. Unless those were 10 votes for "best."
― Eric H., Tuesday, 21 August 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
I voted Dangerous for "best".
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 03:38 (eleven years ago) link
In that case, Dangerous gets 11 votes.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 21 August 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link
I think I could make a use your illusion 1 disc edit as good as dangerous
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 12:16 (eleven years ago) link
easily
― some dude, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link
Can't wait for Drake to put out one of these.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link
(Probably structurally impossible given the way albums are marketed now, but man, his "Get In The Ring" could be astounding.)
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link
say! Afteburner is good! I'm totally loving "Stages."
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 December 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link
"Sleeping Bag" is banger.
― Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 26 December 2013 21:29 (ten years ago) link
Both Metallica's and Jay Z's Black Album fit this thread pretty well.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 December 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link
So 'And Justice for All' was Metallica's 'Slippery When Wet'?
― I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Thursday, 26 December 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link
yeah I think that works
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 December 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link
Wrong on both counts, though I'm sure The Blueprint 2 is flattered.
― da croupier, Thursday, 26 December 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link
first, I don't see where in the original description it says it has to be the IMMEDIATE consecutive follow up to a huge album. Second, I think it definitely works for Metallica if not for Jay-Z.
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 December 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link
I apologize for the first post leaving open the possibility a New Jersey could just be a big album you don't like from an artist you never liked again but if you read more of this old thread and the old thread before it you'll see you are wrong
― da croupier, Thursday, 26 December 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link
I think the Black album is too complicated - a sign of things to come for fans of 80s Metallica but millions of younger fans got into the band because of that album. Much more than if you compare NJ being an introduction to Jovi.
The Black Album is way too much of its own thing, tbh its not a million miles away from REM circa Out of Time and how that compares to the impact of Green. Huge difference. Whereas NJ following on from Slippery is so much more of 'as you were'
― Master of Treacle, Friday, 27 December 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link
Load is probably Metallica's NJ: huge sales upon release (like 3 mil in two months iirc), singles were big on rock radio but disappeared within 3 years.
― Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 27 December 2013 00:58 (ten years ago) link
If Metallica had put out a studio album circa Live Shit, that could have been a New Jersey.
Load/ReLoad probably qualify. I would be sympathetic to those albums if only for the fact they weren't exactly hot on the heels of the Black Album, unlike the real New Jersey album. By then we're getting into the late 90s as opposed to the early 90s and the climates a little different, even for bands like Metallica.
― Master of Treacle, Friday, 27 December 2013 01:05 (ten years ago) link
Christ, never realised how fuckin long Load is.
Right, put in in there.
― Master of Treacle, Friday, 27 December 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link
if they had an album that qualified it would be Reload - 4x platinum (only one disc less than load!), remembered if at all for a marianne faithfull hook, "ARE YOU UNFORGIVEN 2???" and GIMME FUEL GIMME FIYAH GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE. Followed by St Anger. But it's hard to give the title to an album that already announces itself as Not Quite A True Follow-Up. I chafed at including Rattle & Hum for the same reason, but there was popular demand.
― da croupier, Friday, 27 December 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link
while one could note the drop from black album to load is far steeper than the drop from reload to st anger, the black album simply can't be a New Jersey because it still sells like hotcakes and still makes Best Albums Ever lists. Whatever personal distaste people feel, any album that is canonical cannot be a New Jersey - New Jersey's are always albums that SEEM like they should be canonized based on commercial success, but aren't.
― da croupier, Friday, 27 December 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
which is why Rattle and Hum fits
― Euler, Friday, 27 December 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link
except the albums before and after rattle sold way better (rattle also was a double LP, meaning they should even fewer copies than the 5xplatinum suggests). But we went through all this over a year ago - I included it and my personal pick as a New Jersey, Grammy Album Of The Year winner How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb.
― da croupier, Friday, 27 December 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link
shipped even fewer, i mean
― da croupier, Friday, 27 December 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link
rattle & hum seems like the odd man out here because "the gig is up" meant something very different for u2 than it did for bon jovi and pretty much all the other examples here. they reinvented the gig with the followup to the followup. if you follow up your new jersey with your revolver, that pretty much means your new jersey wasn't really your new jersey, doesn't it?
― fact checking cuz, Friday, 27 December 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link