omg best thread title of 2009, at least
― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
"rare guest"
I wish we still had categories because this should totally go under "Freudian slips".
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL
― carne asada, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link
THIS THREAD WILL NEVER BE DELETED EVER EVER EVER
― WALKS LIKE A FUCKING HIPPIE (John Justen), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link
John Waters is now pissed he can't use this thread title as a line in his next movie
― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Cleaning your disgusting ass, partner, because you're having a rare guest over
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
"Cleaning your disgusting ass, partner because you're having a rare guest over"
http://blogs.cisco.com/gov_img/john%20wayne.jpg
― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
I immed pictured burt w/ a gardenhose pointed at his ass partner
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
'gardenhose'
― Choom Gang Gang Dance (suzy), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Okay "totes" was one thing but we're saying "immed" now?
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
abortr
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link
bringin' ROFLs here
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link
why do your underwear have stains? you should try wiping your butt IMO
― crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Haha that just led me to back up and notice THE GRIND
Is there an Eric Nies dustbunny?
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
it looks like the dust bunnies are taping an episode of the Grind
hidden major lol
― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link
nies is on that new vh1 show about teen idols
― crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Does he wear a shirt in it?
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link
He's 40 now, so yes.
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah he looks pretty much the same, except longer hair and kinda going bald
― crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
this is what hipsters call slummin' it
― bnw, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
I always knew he would go bald. There are certain people where they just look like they will have a bald face.
― Nicolars (Nicole), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
If not a disgusting ass partner.
C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over easy
― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Nicole, your posts about baldness and dogs that weigh less than 30 pounds are eventually going to make me feel bad
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Just sing that song to your dog to feel better.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
BTW Burt maybe if you just put on a sweater when your guest arrives, it will make up for the dirtbaggy apartment
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
burt if you put on some jeans maybe they will be distracted by your package--?!?!?
lol xp
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link
http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/nies1.jpg
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link
thread title made me think of burt washing some manchild in the tub while a gentleman in a tuxedo knocked sharply at the door
― the bull of the seven combats (rent), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link
congratulations on having a guest
― MIRV Griffin (goole), Friday, 23 January 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link
second one since I signed the lease in June 2008
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Put on a sweater and the Vampire Weekend record and just be all like "it took my decorator ages to pick out this soap scum"
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link
And then, if this is a romantic visit and it goes well, when you drop your pants you have to say "ladies and gentlemen, BURT STANTON"
― nabisco, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.geocities.com/don_homer.rm/Sven.jpg
― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link
burt is your guest one of your many female law student admirers
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
pay a hardcore band to hang out at your place and tell your guest it's a squat
― crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
MY COLLECTION OF RARE... AND GRINDING... DUST BUNNNEEEEEZ....... VIOLATED!
― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
why the hell are you leaving stained underpants hanging on your closet...? like not any part of that makes any sense. the rest of it does, but that part. i mean, just think about this:
1) if the underpants are dirty, why would you put them back in the closet?2) who puts even clean underpants in the closet anyway?
what is this!!!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
yes it is max. and the reason no one visits me is I live nowhere near public transport. Also I smell weird.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link
schef, it's because his roommate painted the stained underwear like easter eggs
― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link
also if you have such problems with your underpants just buy black ones.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
the stained underwear got there during a bout of Cabin Fever, where I was trying to see how many pair I could throw on there. 300 pairs and counting.
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
will you liveblog your date pls
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
if nothing else i encourage you to post a rundown of the date on i love cricket
twittdate
― Ashee Bolanalli (Mackro Mackro), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
it's like how girls have a collection of red underpants, for their periods -- buy black or brown underpants, so you don't have to wash them ever and can just continue displaying them proudly in the closet.
It's not really a date, it's just going to some trust fundy party in Broklyn Heights. I will make various notes of culture clash!
― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
the reason no one visits me is I live nowhere near public transport. also i like to fart and act crazy.
xp
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
http://api.ning.com/files/tcyVcdpQGHcXQND4cfKbXU5R07f6NsTYeSQx1H*OnEY6CgKULIu4QSqFOziXwVEb-FYrCdSj71BsBavsS*QfNEVf59*hMkF4/staind.jpg
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Friday, 23 January 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
always party with people no more than ten yrs older than you. after that, it's likely to become bizarro.
― ian, Saturday, 24 January 2009 07:54 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22ass+partner%22&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=
― Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Saturday, 24 January 2009 08:10 (fifteen years ago) link
1: fap1: burt_stanton1: everyone brings 1 pair of new undies for burt
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Saturday, 24 January 2009 08:48 (fifteen years ago) link
hammmburgers
― matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:06 (fifteen years ago) link
― james k polk, Saturday, 24 January 2009 09:10 (fifteen years ago) link
we should have a fap, where everyone buys burt_stanton one beer.captain lorax be the flash-drive dj.
― ian, Saturday, January 24, 2009 12:55 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
ian homie u r a genius lets make this happen
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Saturday, 24 January 2009 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link
srsly! tho its prob best if burt just invites us all to his next law school party
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 24 January 2009 14:51 (fifteen years ago) link
you don't want to go. these peoples apartments will make you feel like you live in some kind-of halfway house efficiency. 90% of the night is tooth pulling "conversation" (what do u do where do u live whre did u go to school), but the 10% fun is better than sitting in your apartment with your hand on your dick.
I'll have to give it to 32 year old still-a-bartender-but-maybe-i'll-get-more-serious-with-my-graphic-design-maybe-i'll-buy-a-silk-screen-machine-thing-and-make-t-shirts hipster parties: weed, music, shitty apartments, and stupid ass conversation.
― burt_stanton, Saturday, 24 January 2009 14:55 (fifteen years ago) link
yah but if all of us come itll be a lot more like that - also captain lorax on the wheels of data
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 24 January 2009 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link
no reason why we cant have our hands on our dicks at a law school party
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Saturday, 24 January 2009 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Good idea, ice cream. Let's have a night that would make Harold Pinter proud.
― burt_stanton, Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link
max's suggestion is perfectly in line with my vision of the night of horrors
As you can tell, I'm really thrilled with my career decision here and with my colleagues. I'm a real person, though... I'll post an actual picture in that wdyll thing.
― burt_stanton, Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link
burt youve posted like six pictures in wdyll and then you take them down immediately
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link
got too many emails for girls wanting to date him, probably.
― Lamp, Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link
no underwear in the sky no credibility
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 January 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link
http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/14530000/14531874.JPG
― bats in a kayak! (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 January 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link
so when are we all having this party?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 25 January 2009 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link
C/D - Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare guest over
― Ed, Sunday, 25 January 2009 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link
ass partner
))<>((
― Ein Herz für Briten (Trackpants Tree), Sunday, 25 January 2009 03:49 (fifteen years ago) link
i am confused and that assmoticon is broken
― CLAPSOCK (John Justen), Sunday, 25 January 2009 07:51 (fifteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me_and_you_and_everyone_we_know
― Ein Herz für Briten (Trackpants Tree), Sunday, 25 January 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link
― Ein Herz für Briten (Trackpants Tree), Sunday, 25 January 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link
let this serve as a grand memorial
― sonned by a burger beef (jjjusten), Saturday, 11 April 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Was there ever a party with burt_stanton? Reading old threads and his constant anxiety over his appearance makes me want to see pictures of the guy. Such a tease!
― Hey! We're ... LOL (sarahel), Saturday, 11 April 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
If he's not too busy being eaten out by Hoosteen of course.
― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Saturday, January 24, 2009 6:27 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark
this takes that joke to a whole other level
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 11 April 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Roxy - this thread!
― sarahel, Monday, 11 April 2011 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link
woah life/board synergy. taking out months' worth of empty liquor bottles - the neighbors will think I'm an insane boozehound.
― Simon H. Shit (Simon H.), Monday, 11 April 2011 01:07 (thirteen years ago) link
hread title made me think of burt washing some manchild in the tub while a gentleman in a tuxedo knocked sharply at the door
― the bull of the seven combats (rent), Friday, January 23, 2009 4:59 PM (2 years ago)
― Secrets will not Block Justice (harbl), Monday, 11 April 2011 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link
i think the manchild would be a midget that represents a repressed aspect of burt's psyche
― sarahel, Monday, 11 April 2011 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link
― ian, Saturday, 24 January 2009 05:55 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:07 (nine years ago) link
clean your disgusting ass, partner
― Soylent News Service (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:17 (nine years ago) link
company's coming
Burt Stanton, Esq.: Cleaning your disgusting ass partner because you're having a rare client over
― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 23:22 (nine years ago) link
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1226904!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/article-klugman3-1224.jpg
― bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link
best ilx titular typo? you decide
― Aimless, Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link
were Burt Stanton and Bill Magill the same guy?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link
i like this thread title
― Treeship, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link
just imagine how insulted you'd be if your partner told you they needed to scrub you down because guests were coming over.
― Treeship, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:12 (nine years ago) link
uh
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link
xp ask a booty cleaner
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link
for lack of a hyphen dignity was lost
― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link
the ass partner as i imagine him
― CoolRadio, Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link
Burt
― looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 January 2020 04:18 (four years ago) link
Is ads partner like a timeshare or sumfin.
― Stevolende, Wednesday, 1 January 2020 08:57 (four years ago) link