thread to get over a breakup

Trayce, get take out. For one.

Eat it in front of him.

lol!

Hee hee hee. Oh I feel so mean now :/

talk up the dinner youre going to make at 6:30 pm and then reveal it to be two packs of ramen

announce 'tonight i might not make dinner' and then don't and at 10pm cordon off the kitchen with crime scene tape.

You know, it's one thing if you enjoy cooking and you get a kick out of making food and presenting it... which is a wonderful and valid thing.

But it's quite another thing when blokes just *expect* like you're going to provide home-cooked meals for them every night. That's just total BS, like, what am I, your mum?

In the LTRs I've been in, I've done the majority of the cooking coz, you know, I *like* food. But if it becomes expected, well.. go on strike. He knows where the fridge is. He knows where the stove is. tell him if he EXPECTS to eat at a certain time, to do it himself. In fact, cooking for you might be bloody nice for a change.

x-post I LOVE ESTELA'S ANSWER

ok say that you might make dinner and do your usual thing, whatever it was that bothered him in the 1st place

whenever he finally breaks down and goes to get arbys or whatever, unveil some magical, fabulous and elaborate meal you have made for only yourself and explain that you know how he just HATES eating at 10pm or you would have made him some also

You guys are way better at this passive aggressive thing than I am.

years of practice

Every time I start to think that I miss having a relationship, this thread reminds me why i really really don't.

I <3 youse guys.

you should make us some sandwiches to prove it.

yeah and i aint waitin til 10pm neither

!!

Hahaha I was thinking "oh god this is funny I have to show my boyf... oh wait."

Every time I start to think that I miss having a relationship, this thread reminds me why i really really don't.

― Static Space And The Acoustic Moth (Masonic Boom), Friday, January 23, 2009 2:18 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kate masonic boom 100% otm here^^

this thread reminds me that everyone, including me, is a nuisance.

left me depressed text messages whilst i was making out with new guy

vindicated

will never post on thread again

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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

trayce you should grab something to eat on the waY HOME AND THEN WHEN YOU GET THERE SAY 'YOU KNOW, I DONT THINK ILL BE EATING DINNER ANYMORE'

SORRRY TOO MUCH COKE IN MY KEYBOARD LAST NIGHT

OH THE EATING ON THE WAY HOME HAS TO BE BE A SECREDCT!!!

dont do coke off your keyboard

LOL i made us dinner tonite ha but in fairness I wz home all day so no big effort.

5 days of 100F+ weather for the rest of the week so fuck a cooking.

it's happening?!?

dude

oh man

sry HOOS

GO HOOS! we're here for u, buddy

good luck buddy. remember, it's just like ripping off a band-aid. a nagging, irrational band-aid.

who's always mad at u

lol

if anything a hoos has told me is true, I think this is the right decision.

always break up after the 3rd date, works out best in long run.

'luck with that.

another MONTH

<3 hoos rootin for you

sorry hoos im projecting my own 'relationship' rite now needs to end

breakup season

breakup sesh

ok 4 days is like an eternity in ilx time now

HOOS I admire your maturity.

congrats homie, v happy 4 u

omg hi-5 hoos i'm so proud of you buddy! <3 <3 <3

yes i just noticed that... i just said to j 'i think hoos broke up w/his gf on twitter'

hahaha

<3 <3

apparently i missed all that by only viewing @replies for ppl i know!

i was debriefed via text though, so it's cool.

i'm so proud of you for your maturity, hoos!

3.0 my asssssss.

yeah i figured it was a gag

told you i would immortalise that lil' speech in my username

haha awesome