I mean I guess it's good that it didn't lay eggs or burrow in there. If you're going to get a spider in your ear I feel like this is the best possible outcome.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
When he irrigated the ear, the first spider came out, dead. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.
Jesse was given the spiders — now both dead — as a souvenir. He has taken them to school and his mother has taken them to work.
jesse: cool as helljesse's mom: the fuck is wrong with you
― goole, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link
How I feel about this thread now:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyhljfcGcm1rnxylgo1_500.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNoadn11c6A
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 12 August 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
too long, didn't fap
― the late great, Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
begging for a poll:
http://i.imgur.com/eXUhU.jpg
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
I see an Onion one sneaked in there.
― pplains, Monday, 13 August 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
amanda is about to confront her fear of chickens for the first time
pulling for you amanda!
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
Maury is the weirdest fucking show
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
which one is the onion? I don't recognize any except Kick A Ginger Day, which I've seen on Cracked and other joke sites..
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
the fox news one (obama/biden - osama bin laden - coincidence?) one has got to be fake...right? right?
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbn6In9aSGo
this is just unbelievable
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
maury is kind of a terrible person
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
oh the cotton ball maury is classic
for some reason it's not coming thoguh with sound for me right now though
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
The Onion bit is at D-5, pedophile tips from their Today Now! show.
― pplains, Monday, 13 August 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
Gary Spivey is for real?
― Eric H., Monday, 13 August 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.garyspivey.com/
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
I'm kinda feeling darren
― vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Monday, 13 August 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
i kinda wish i was cottonball woman's husband just so i could beat maury's ass with a crowbar
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 August 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
gayatri spivack sock
― the late great, Monday, 13 August 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
Wonder what Toilet Paper Lady does after she takes a shit.
― pplains, Monday, 13 August 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
wad of cotton balls
― contenderizer, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://youtu.be/JWD0wUmO8jk
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
I mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWD0wUmO8jk
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
!!
― goole, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
wow, that whole series of ads are 0_ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93Z8tz2Kcqchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn7DAzMhfcQthey're good!
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
the snap of the bottle opening! The homey voice! it's well thought out!
"just to recap: you put spit on his face"
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
Not as good as the fat boy seeing his parents sexing. Should've had the hamster do some awful shit.KrfNYC2 15 hours ago
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
The kid knocking on his parents' door looks like my weasel of a congressman:
http://agriculture.cjrwbeta.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Griffin.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
looks like a guy who's watched people fuck just recently
― goole, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
My tax dollars at work!
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
lol goole
― ○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
wtf
http://i.minus.com/io3YmqS2YzbQa.gif
― skrill xx (cozen), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8riwnYNhk1qz8x20o1_400.jpg
― ○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
oh my god I will never stop laughing, gr8080 you have killed me
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
the next-level would be "take some shooters from the cooter"
― the late great, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link
pound a drink from the stink!
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
"pound a drink from from the stink or you'll never be inducted into the Beta Kappa Delta family!
Love,
Mom
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link
shocka
― the late great, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link
twenty brothers, one cup
― the late great, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link
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http://www.lugez.com/
THE WHOLE SITE, OMG
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.lugezstore.com/Lugez_IceMan_Ice_Luge_Mold_p/lugez%20iceman%20ice%20luge%20mold.htm
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link
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― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link
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― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link
poll imo
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link
job creators
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
so to speak
the youtube vid really brought it together
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link
They only cost 20 bucks?!?!?!?!
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 03:19 (eleven years ago) link