Every huge artist has their "New Jersey" - a huge event album that ultimately feels a bit hollow & signals a career decline

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wasn't it used in a commercial a few years ago?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

ok so actually does anyone mind if I take out No Need To Argue? I think my judgement may have been clouded by the anti-"Zombie" bile on here, it's not like Cranberries fans per se have obvious beef with it, could definitely be argued To The Faithfully Departed (which still sold 2x platinum) was their Fairweather Johnson.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

In the US, I feel like there was maybe a two-month period where you would hear "D'ya Know What I Mean" and "Don't Go Away" in not-very-heavy rotation, and then they just disappeared. I heard "Don't Go Away" at the grocery store earlier this year and was kind of floored like, how did that make the playlist?

A Be Here Now is probably its own shorthand already, right? For a massively anticipated album that just disappoints everyone from the word go, incredibly negative critical consensus, sense that success has gone to the band's heads. Fairweather Johnsons just miss the moment and fade into the night, Be Here Nows suck and everybody knows it.

xpost i kinda like "all around the world" tho

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

keeping Rattle & Hum cuz some people obviously want it, plus fuck U2

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link

BHN got spectacular reviews in England iirc

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

The level of hubris around Oasis was so great in 1997 that everyone who reviewed it convinced themselves it was a classic and then got very embarrassed when they'd calmed down a bit.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

Kind of interested to see how this poll rolls - - glad it's "Best" rather than "Worst," since the latter would just be piling up conventional wisdom on albums that we all know suck.

I'm also amazed, by the way, that we've gone this long without any die-hard Bon Jovi fans - - Googler or otherwise - - barging in to lecture us on how New Jersey is amazing and that true Jovvalos widely agree that it, not Slippery When Wet, is their real lasting achievement.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

i will take "I'll Be There For You" over "Wanted Dead Or Alive"

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

waht is springsteens new jersey

The 5 CD live set, Live 1975-1985

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

considered it but nah, followed by Tunnel Love which is still adored as hell.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

also remarkable display of hubris or no, weird to say the mega-live set signaled a career decline for a guy who's never not filled those stadiums since

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

btw, just wanted to share this: the first Google search result for "what are bon jovi fans called" begins ominously: The Bon Jovi fan fiction community is small, with the few communities out there not being...

did not find out what bon jovi fans are called, leaning towards "Jovvalos" or perhaps "Bon Bronies"

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

Afterburner is probably the most archetypical of these because woah 5 million copies and you never hear any of those songs anymore, plus it's called AFTERBURNER for chrissakes

everyone who pretended to like me is goon (some dude), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

If Human Touch & Lucky Town had been combined for a one album release I bet that would have pushed past 3x platinum and then be his jersey.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

Would go for the Love Symbol album over D&P tbh. D&P was surely more of a mini-comeback after Graffiti Bridge and allowing for the novelty of Batman.

former too bloated, less memorable singles, certainly somewhat less successful units wise

You definitely hear My Name is Prince/SexyMF/Morning Papers etc less than D&P/Cream/Money Dont matter

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, now I understand the question better, I vote that too.

Mark G, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

i will take "I'll Be There For You" over "Wanted Dead Or Alive"

you are certifiably insane

Would go for the Love Symbol album over D&P tbh

I was thinking this, but I really like Love Symbol and I DESPISE Diamonds and Pearls aside from "Gett Off"

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

wait you didn't include my simple minds example. or didn't it sell enough? it must have sold millions.

scott seward, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

I def prefer the NJ singles to Slippery When Wet's.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

Critical consensus round Be Here Now: iirc NME embarrassed themselves by giving What's The Story a (6), only to greet BHN with a euphoric (9).

There was definitely something in the air you could see coming, though - I had everything Oasis released up to the lead single (which I even liked), but was not for a second tempted to buy BHN.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

Does anyone have an argument against Jewel's Spirit as an NJ?

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

Can we clear up whether it's 'an NJ' or 'a NJ' first please?

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

Scott, Simple Minds only went gold in the US. UK different story.

At the risk of getting stabbed through the internet, I could see an argument for Around The World In A Day in the sense that it went 3x platinum, which is better than any album since including Batman and Sign O' The Times (which as a 2CD only has to sell half as many copies to get the award). While he had plenty of hits after (and movies!), it seems like America was a little scared to buy a full-length on the level of Purple Rain after "America."

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

I liked "D'ya Know What I Mean" a lot more than any other Oasis song I'd heard up to that point, although still not enough to actually consider purchasing the album

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe there's another thread in the "This is great, but now it's done" vein, where the band/artist achieve the close.

Mark G, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

Spirit only had one hit, which is a little Fairweather Johnson.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEM78ElGthI

The intro sounds like ZZ Top attempting "Rockit."

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

Vox gave BHN a 9 as well

I would go for either the live album or Street Fighting Years over OUAT; if only for the fact that for millions the latter was their first SM album

Stones - It's Only Rock and Roll? I can see Black and Blue but this could fit.

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

i love that video so much - in the drive to top the Eliminator videos, ZZ Top now have the ability to make tents out of thin air.

3x platinum cut-off, people. 3x platinum.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

as mentioned upthread, all Stones albums are Events. Plus, their two biggest sellers came out after IOR&R.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

The level of hubris around Oasis was so great in 1997 that everyone who reviewed it convinced themselves it was a classic and then got very embarrassed when they'd calmed down a bit.
Yeah this is basically my memory of it. I feel like the realisation of crapness set in a bit more quickly for BHN than for some of the other albums we've been discussing, but again this is just a vauge memory (might check if the BHN wiki has a 'reception' section to give some clarity).

record-collection rave (Mr Andy M), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

Although initial reviews were positive, retrospectively the album is viewed by much of the music press, the public, and by most members of the band as over-indulgent and bloated.[1] In 2007, Q magazine, having given the album a five-star rave review on its release, described the fact that Be Here Now is often thought of as "a disastrous, overblown folly—the moment when Oasis, their judgement clouded by drugs and blanket adulation, ran aground on their own sky-high self-belief."[2] The album's producer Owen Morris said of the recording sessions: "The only reason anyone was there was the money. Noel had decided Liam was a shit singer. Liam had decided he hated Noel's songs [...] Massive amounts of drugs. Big fights. Bad vibes. Shit recordings."[2]

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

John Mellencamp - Scarecrow

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

Spirit only had one hit, which is a little Fairweather Johnson.

Still it went 4X Platinum in America. (And 2X Platinum in Australia)

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

nah Scarecrow is beloved 'round here, and The Lonesome Jubilee is widely thought his best.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link


Spirit only had one hit, which is a little Fairweather Johnson.

Still it went 4X Platinum in America. (And 2X Platinum in Australia)

And fairweather went 3x platinum. It's a slippery slope, and I'll include it you plan to say its her best and vote for it.

If people didn't like Lonesome Jubilee it would be his New Jersey, but yeah instead I think Coog is a "Secret Life Of Plants" guy thanks to Big Daddy.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

there were at least 2 videos off the Jewel album that i saw a lot of. i think video channels towing the line even when radio shrugs is kind of a hallmark of these albums.

some dude, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

How about Tattoo You?

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

their two biggest sellers came out after IOR&R

For real?! Some Girls and Tattoo You?

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

Its hodgepodge nature aside, does anybody really think it's hollow?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

there were at least 2 videos off the Jewel album that i saw a lot of.

and fairweather had two top 40 hits. if you guys really want to vote for jewel as Best New Jersey i'll add it, but it really does blur the line. it's a 4x platinum album after a diamond release, with only one big hit.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

johnson! we've got johnson here!

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

For real?! Some Girls and Tattoo You?

Check the sales. SG is 7 million.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

ways you can escape the new jersey:

EVERY ALBUM IS AN EVENT, BITCHES. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE SOUNDSCAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN. (i.e. Stones, Michael Jackson)

"I'm going to tone it down a little here so don't feel like you have to buy this....what's that? I only go single platinum if that now? Ah, well. Let's go tour." (i.e. Bruce, Coug, Sting)

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

if my judgment of the past is unreliable, pardon my cracked rearview

some dude, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

does anyone have an issue with Around The World In A Day making the list? If your name rhymes with Shman Shmerry, just consider it an easy pick to vote for.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

*sits in corner, sadly contemplating the girl on the seesaw*

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

it is the kind of album you find in a second-hand store

some dude, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it's really the fact that it's sold more than any of the albums since, whether critical beasts with #1 hits or Batman soundtracks, despite being considered one of his weakest efforts (if still arguably godly depending on your pov) that really makes it stand out.

da croupier, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link


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