o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

fuck washing a hat

That mirror is off.

I mean, if you're going to put something like this together...

the spider thing good god the spider thing

no. just NO
http://gawker.com/5933292/terrifying-urban-legend-comes-to-life-as-spider-found-livin…

http://i.imgur.com/a31iw.jpg

suppose 'ear' is a more charitable interpretation than the alternative 'eight-eyed spider in my... vagina?!' one

remove bookmark from thread omg I hate you all

It doesn't help that that is the grossest looking spider ever.

http://i.imgur.com/rW3jq.jpg

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/06/national/main2765207.shtml

They were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrums

UGH I AM SO ITCHY

I mean I guess it's good that it didn't lay eggs or burrow in there. If you're going to get a spider in your ear I feel like this is the best possible outcome.

When he irrigated the ear, the first spider came out, dead. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.

Jesse was given the spiders — now both dead — as a souvenir. He has taken them to school and his mother has taken them to work.

jesse: cool as hell
jesse's mom: the fuck is wrong with you

How I feel about this thread now:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyhljfcGcm1rnxylgo1_500.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNoadn11c6A

too long, didn't fap

begging for a poll:

http://i.imgur.com/eXUhU.jpg

I see an Onion one sneaked in there.

amanda is about to confront her fear of chickens for the first time

pulling for you amanda!

Maury is the weirdest fucking show

which one is the onion? I don't recognize any except Kick A Ginger Day, which I've seen on Cracked and other joke sites..

the fox news one (obama/biden - osama bin laden - coincidence?) one has got to be fake...right? right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbn6In9aSGo

this is just unbelievable

maury is kind of a terrible person

oh the cotton ball maury is classic

for some reason it's not coming thoguh with sound for me right now though

The Onion bit is at D-5, pedophile tips from their Today Now! show.

Gary Spivey is for real?

http://www.garyspivey.com/

I'm kinda feeling darren

i kinda wish i was cottonball woman's husband just so i could beat maury's ass with a crowbar

gayatri spivack sock

Wonder what Toilet Paper Lady does after she takes a shit.

wad of cotton balls

http://youtu.be/JWD0wUmO8jk

I mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWD0wUmO8jk

!!

wow, that whole series of ads are 0_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93Z8tz2Kcqc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn7DAzMhfcQ
they're good!

the snap of the bottle opening! The homey voice! it's well thought out!

"just to recap: you put spit on his face"

Not as good as the fat boy seeing his parents sexing. Should've had the hamster do some awful shit.
KrfNYC2 15 hours ago

The kid knocking on his parents' door looks like my weasel of a congressman:

http://agriculture.cjrwbeta.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Griffin.jpg

looks like a guy who's watched people fuck just recently

My tax dollars at work!

lol goole

wtf

http://i.minus.com/io3YmqS2YzbQa.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8riwnYNhk1qz8x20o1_400.jpg

oh my god I will never stop laughing, gr8080 you have killed me

the next-level would be "take some shooters from the cooter"

pound a drink from the stink!