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U ALL PWNED ME, SHIT

Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

WE KID BECAUSE WE LOVE

mayahee, mayahoo, mayaha, mayahaha (deangulberry), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 02:30 (nineteen years ago) link

WE LOVE BECAUSE WE KID

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 02:36 (nineteen years ago) link

I KNOW, THAT'S WHY I LOVE U GUYS

seriously tho what does that mean, "he used to be...a french"?

Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 02:38 (nineteen years ago) link

my iq has dropped about 20 points already this year, i can feel it.

Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 02:39 (nineteen years ago) link

tombot's influence, obv.

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 02:40 (nineteen years ago) link

ZING

Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 02:41 (nineteen years ago) link

OY VEYZING

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 02:42 (nineteen years ago) link

WOW YOU SURE HAVE A LOT OF "...FOR DUMMIES" BOOKS

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 02:43 (nineteen years ago) link

that is NOT my house.

Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 02:50 (nineteen years ago) link

BOOKS FOR DUMMIES

MAYAHAHA

mayahee, mayahoo, mayaha, mayahaha (deangulberry), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 02:54 (nineteen years ago) link

god i didn't even notice how many "for dummies" and "...made simple" books are on that bookshelf. wtf??!?

Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 03:05 (nineteen years ago) link

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

PERIPHERY FOR DUMMIES

mayahee, mayahoo, mayaha, mayahaha (deangulberry), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 03:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I HAVE NO PERPIPHLIAL VISION, I WEAR GLASSES U SMUG SITED FUX.

Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 04:06 (nineteen years ago) link

aww :(

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 04:16 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.drudgereport.com/tt.jpg

mayahee, mayahoo, mayaha, mayahaha (deangulberry), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 05:26 (nineteen years ago) link

ok seriously do u guys wanna have a 3some? we're the only people here, it's just a bit of fun, let's be cool.

Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 06:13 (nineteen years ago) link

just of a bit of sex let's be doing that now already

mayahee, mayahoo, mayaha, mayahaha (deangulberry), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 06:44 (nineteen years ago) link

ASCII ON Ts

mayahee, mayahoo, mayaha, mayahaha (deangulberry), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

yugh.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

CAITLIN MADE ME DO IT

i figured that i owed her for all the MAYAHAHA roffles

mayahee, mayahoo, mayaha, mayahaha (deangulberry), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 06:47 (nineteen years ago) link

PANAMAYAHAHAHOHOHAHAHOHO

mayahee, mayahoo, mayaha, mayahaha (deangulberry), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 06:50 (nineteen years ago) link

MAYAHAGAR

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 07:03 (nineteen years ago) link

dudes, montrose rocks.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 07:04 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.redrocker.com/lpmontrosesm.gif

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 07:22 (nineteen years ago) link

whoa that ascii think was mesmerizing

Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 08:21 (nineteen years ago) link

THANKS DEANIE!!!!!!!1

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 13:18 (nineteen years ago) link

WASPS DON'T GO TO MASS

Snappy (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

overflow

That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Ally, it's called Gmail. You can look up the date when e-mails were sent.

-- jaymc, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 3:51 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

HOW DOES HE DO IT FOLKS, DOES HE HAVE AN .XLS OR SOMETHING

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

ban everyone

strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

i should have made a better query joke :-/

river wolf, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link

me: you did NOT add the world of objects to your interests
i am v disillusioned right now
Alex: hahaha well post THAT to your zing thread then
IT'S CALLED GCHAT ALLY

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link

http://image.mplib.org/wp/MPW00268.jpg

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link

ghost rider added "the world of objects" to his Interests

-- ghost rider, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 3:56 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^^^^ lies!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link

WTF ALLY

ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

i read that as "...to his Internets"

river wolf, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

WHATEVER ALEX GCHAT ALLOWS YOU TO SAVE CHATS AND REFER TO THEM AND THEIR DATES LATER SO I CAN PROVE THAT YOU'RE A LIAR JUST FYI GET A CLUE

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

YOU ARE WRITTEN OFF, FYI

ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link

ALL THE WAY OFF

ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link

whatever, you already died to me like 10 minutes ago

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link

gr i sent you a very personal facebook wall post on june 19, 2007

max, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

its called facebook you can look up the dates

max, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Nice to see that Curtis's given me another reason to write him off entirely too.

ghost rider, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Terry Teachout's latest book is Duke: A Life of Duke Ellington. He's making the book talk rounds for this. Teachout is criticized by some for his neo-con politics (I recall Christgau mixing praise and criticism in his take on Teachout's Louis Armstrong book)

― curmudgeon, Tuesday, November 5, 2013 2:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

National Review interview!

LOPEZ: How could music be Ellington’s mistress, as the saying goes, when the man appears to have had so many mistresses? Did a lack of discipline hurt both his personal and professional life?

TEACHOUT: I don’t know whether that question is answerable. He was, after all, a hugely prolific composer who left behind a considerable number of masterpieces, so he must have been doing something right. But we can’t know how many more he might have written had he not diverted so much of his time and energy into the pursuit of women — though it’s also important to remember that he believed this pursuit to be musically inspirational.

http://www.nationalreview.com/node/362692/print

― curmudgeon, Tuesday, November 5, 2013 3:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'll be skipping this one. Teachout wrote an awful essay that largely dismissed Ellington's longer works, and Ellington as a composer, as inadequate for not utilizing the formalized tools of "classical music" that his music shouldn't have aspired to anyway.

Also, Christgau otm re: Teachout's politics.
http://bnreview.barnesandnoble.com/t5/Rock-Roll/Pops-as-Pop/ba-p/2578

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, November 5, 2013 3:46 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ugh:

LOPEZ: One of the “peculiarities” of Duke Ellington’s career, you write, is that “he was a major composer but not an influential one.” Why is that? How does that happen?
TEACHOUT: He wrote great music, but his techniques were so intensely personal and unique unto himself that they were for all intents and purposes inimitable. Hence he didn’t influence anybody — all that other artists could do was play his songs in their own ways.

Does Teachout even know what the word "influential" means?

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, November 5, 2013 3:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The idea that Ellington wasn't (and isn't) widely imitated is just .... strange

― Brad C., Tuesday, November 5, 2013 3:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

um hello mingus?

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, November 5, 2013 4:01 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just think what Ellington could have accomplished if he had had as little sex as Teachout

― Brad C., Tuesday, November 5, 2013 4:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link

sick burn

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link

Christ Nilmar, what more do I have to do to win your approval???

― frogbs, Wednesday, November 13, 2013 11:41 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you could probably win mass approval by hopping into a pot of cold water and then remaining oblivious to any incremental temperature changes.

― estela, Tuesday, November 12, 2013 5:49 PM (54 seconds ago)

sarahell, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 01:50 (ten years ago) link

classic "go kill yourself" zings

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link

^ can't stand the heat

ͼѾͽ (sic), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 02:25 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

hile Mauricio Pochettino’s defence looked suspect on a number of occasions, he will be pleased with the standard of victory from a side which included Andros Townsend as a starter.

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Friday, 18 September 2015 22:02 (eight years ago) link

two years pass...

the main reason I'm pretty sure Nixon won't win is because it would just be too sweet to see the entire mainstream political and media class proven utterly wrong. I don't think we get to have anything that enjoyable. I really hope I'm wrong

― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, September 13, 2018 10:04 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Simon, just thinking out loud here, but there might be another reason why people who think the opposite of you are rarely proven wrong...

― Frederik B, Thursday, September 13, 2018 3:29 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

god fuck off

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, September 14, 2018 2:12 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe if we duct tape you to a ceiling your blithe condescension will actually have a reason to sound like it's from on high

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, September 14, 2018 2:14 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 14 September 2018 19:18 (five years ago) link

booooom

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 September 2018 20:33 (five years ago) link

ahahaha

imago, Friday, 14 September 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

Fun fact: The ilxor that founded Kickstarter once posted “mr. snrub u are a motherfucking idiot and with every post you make i believe this more and more”

― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 10 March 2019 12:58 (three days ago) Permalink

That’s the thing about successful entrepreneurs, they’re no different from the rest of us when you get down to it

― A funny tinge happened on the way to the forum (wins), Sunday, 10 March 2019 13:24 (three days ago) Permalink

⅋ (crüt), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 13:41 (five years ago) link

wins' zings are delight

macropuente (map), Thursday, 14 March 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link

eleven months pass...

the #1 source of disinformation on coronavirus is addressing the United States at 9pm EST

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, March 11, 2020 4:50 PM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Sanpaku?

― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Wednesday, March 11, 2020 4:52 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, March 11, 2020 4:53 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

I think AOC has a career to think of that wouldn't be served by telling you the old white center-right Presidential candidate is going to be dead before that 2035 clean electricity date and his family is rich enough to live in the private air conditioned villas that will abut our climate slums.

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, September 29, 2020 10:11 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ok sounds good. if you start posting in english let me know.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, September 29, 2020 10:15 PM

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:32 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

I assume the app challenge is some learn to code shit, possibly more offensive than sending a constituent's kid to Annapolis

― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, March 19, 2023 3:39 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

milo have you considered not using computers

― mh, Sunday, March 19, 2023 3:58 PM

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Monday, 20 March 2023 03:08 (one year ago) link


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