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oh man..how have i missed this thread...

you dudes know i shaved andy and gave both ken and andy reverse fades with the letters wfmu durring the marathon in 2006 right? also andy was made to drink (kenny goldmsith, the call screener, and prof. dum dum finished off the horrendous liquor that ken brought in during the prof's show) and had his head flushed in that episode...man..i never get to listen anymore..maybe ill call up an episode now.

in another classic i had called in when andy was late and kenny goldmsith filled in and the topic became the perennial, should we quit 7sd? my point was that they should learn from kenny and try and make the show even worse...also an episode very close to that where ken is out and maybe bronwyn filled in. the gag was people tried to read andy their family update xmas card letter without getting hung up on...i had just had surgery and damn that show hurt me.

we do need to coordinate a noise takeover some week...i have the call screeners business card somewhere...decent dude...lives here in greenpoint

bb, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I remember hearing the shaving, ben.

Besides the NJ road beer handouts, I watched a baseball playoff game (on the phone) with them for the full hour as K & A made dumb bets on every little thing. At one point, Andy said "I betcha Dr. Morbius lives alone."

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link

i love these stories! we should def noize take over an episode but all the episodes have been children centric lately!

chaki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Rabbi Needed! Ken and Andy are searching for a Rabbi (or a Rabbinical student), a band and a caterer for this weeks episode of Seven Second Delay. All participants can literally phone it in for the radio Bar Mitzvah of Ken's son Harry this Wednesday at 6pm. If you can help, please contact Ken.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 12 November 2007 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link

so they gave up on the stripper then?

bb, Monday, 12 November 2007 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link

they already had a radio stripper for Andy's bachelor party, old hat!

Dr Morbius, Monday, 12 November 2007 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

That "rabbi needed" mssg is off the homepage; I wonder...

Tonight is the Prince St FMU reading! I wonder if Andy will ask us all to show solidarity w/ the WGA by singing The Internationale?

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

i thought they were rviving it...i wasnt listening too close, i guess

anyway..you going tonight, doc? i might try and make it

bb, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link

yes, never pass up an opp'ty to watch Breckman 'interact' with fans.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link

well..how was it...i got waylayed

bb, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link

good... Andy laughing at his own McLean story cuz he hadn't read it in years.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 15:14 (sixteen years ago) link

(Ken read the Don McL rebuttal piecemeal)

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link

oh no, no radio Bar Mitzvah tonight!

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link

why?!@

chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link

ja, sez who?

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link

oh, I keep forgetting Ken is on Wed morning. :( I almost asked if they'd decided on a replacement topic, haha.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Andy has "Jew Anxiety" so Radio Bar Mitzvah has been postponed, it seems.

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link

wtf

im guna try to call today

chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

xp

is that a diagnosis?

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link

i think this is setting up nicely for us to bring the noize

the password is: sauce boss.

deeznuts, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link

this is what I head on Ken's show this morning

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link

what's password fer

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link

amazing

i wonder how this will play..dialing in now..i can only get very so-so reception and only in my bedroom

bb, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link

morbius idea is its code for a shout out to the board & itll be funny to try to work it into any conversation. but i mean yeah we could just all go by our names here, with the sole exception of ME.

bb listen on the internet fool

deeznuts, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link

i am...fool...

bb, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link

pwnjabi

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:08 (sixteen years ago) link

ah, this sad lonely hippie gag will always be funny...

bb, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:10 (sixteen years ago) link

did anyone call and say sauce boss yet?

chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:38 (sixteen years ago) link

i am on phone w/ gf, will try :////////

deeznuts, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

lol i honestly cant get through. this is a first.

chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link

we would first have to come up with a definition of sauce boss...

i have no slang to offer

this guy is great

i cant call...grrr

bb, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link

alright im on it

im deferring the definition to chaki but ive got some ideas

deeznuts, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:42 (sixteen years ago) link

im on hold

chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link

http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2006/07/25/416487/Sauce3_Boss_Bluegrass_72205_233.jpg

bb, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link

halp me !!

chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link

cmon guys im on hold lets riff out a def!

chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link

sauce boss:

bartender

bb, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link

you are ace.

chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link

nice chaki

bb, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link

got a dr morbs shout out in there

chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:55 (sixteen years ago) link

btw you can also hear me call the best show from two weeks ago talking shit about jimmy pardo about within the first 30 minutes of the show

chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

what are they doing now?

bb, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link

haha, awesome, chaki

uh, xpost, but's awesome, too

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link

wait i srsly thought that was morbius??? anyway where the fuck was everyone else???

i called in twice but was denied the first time & put on hold the second time (i believed disingenuously & hung up immediately). this was probably because i couldnt manage to say 'sauce boss' without giggling.

actually on second thought i kind of regret hanging up cuz call-screener guy got a laugh out of it the 2nd time, im not sure if he was actually willing to go for it or not

deeznuts, Thursday, 15 November 2007 04:31 (sixteen years ago) link

my description of the term: "ive only heard it used, im not sure what it really means, but i think its a uh, its a person who consumes alcohol, but he controls it, he's the boss of the sauce." my secondary answer was: paul newman

deeznuts, Thursday, 15 November 2007 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link

in support of ken. axe was utter horsepoop.

bb, Thursday, 15 November 2007 14:06 (sixteen years ago) link

thx chaki ... I was on hold when the show ended. :( Was gonna use "blood diamonds!"

I honestly never knew there was a pronunciation for "pwned."

(seems Ken & Andy don't watch Chappelle, given "badonkadonk")

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 15 November 2007 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link

i still dont understand "blood diamonds"

bb, Thursday, 15 November 2007 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link

im with you, bb

chaki, Thursday, 15 November 2007 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link

me neither, but I was outta Noise code

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 15 November 2007 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link

morbs.....i think i will go to this....depends on what gets done tomorrow day...

bb, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i dunno

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

tonight's was maybe the best of the ones I've attended! even w/ Buck Henry's cancellation.

http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/shows/40373

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

really..i quit the archive once t Ortega popped up. i was planning on going but couldn't get out of the office in time. i guess i'll go and listen to the 2nd half.

roulette show was fun despite my talking to ken before the show and knowing full that he had drawn the dosed brownie. gary lucas was excellent.

was surprised not to see you for the piercing show, morbs...

bb, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

great banter & riffing throughout last week's Rosh Hashanah show.

this week, Nate Silver at UCB; need to corner him and tell him to go back to baseball writing.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 October 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

"My next family should be coming around soon."

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 February 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

http://vimeo.com/45045405

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 05:49 (eleven years ago) link

eleven months pass...

I thought the Funeral Song show was good.

Ken & Andy doing standup again in Jersey City tomw night!

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 June 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

the drunk ken show was brilliant.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 June 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link

seven months pass...

shd i go to their Super Bowl hotel party?

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 20:04 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

if you missed last week's royal punking, check out Ken's Korner:

http://us1.campaign-archive2.com/?u=a2fea4b1d026124fe8c3d151b&id=90c6e90566&e=%5BUNIQID

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

Vamos a Aprender Espanol was great.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 15 July 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

Honestly I know people love Best Show but this is my favorite FMU show. Can someone please bump when they are doing a live thing again bc I tend to not follow enough to find out.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 15 July 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

I was on the schooner booze cruise last night (will be edited for broadcast, as many filthy jokes were told). 45 degrees with wind on Upper NY Bay turns out to be the ideal venue for Andy's ventriloquist act.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 October 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link


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