WHITE PEOPLE FOOD

Miracle Whip Cake

1 c. sugar
1 c. Miracle Whip
1 c. lukewarm water
2 c. flour
2 tsp. soda
4 tbsp. cocoa
1 tsp. vanilla

Cream sugar, Miracle Whip and cocoa. Stir soda in lukewarm water. Add alternately with flour. Pour into well greased and floured cake pan. Bake at 350 degrees.

― tipsy mothra, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link

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― sexyDancer, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:42 (sixteen years ago) link

imagine yr mom serving Ring-Around-the-Tuna -- it's got [i]eyeballs{/i]

― m coleman, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:46 (sixteen years ago) link

don't fill up on that banana bread, save some room for the ring-around-the-tuna

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

You're never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Im fucken hungary

― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link

i smell like jail

― JW, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:01 (sixteen years ago) link

fried pickles! yay.

― lauren, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link

o shit guys

― JW, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link

ok all of these things are disgusting

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link

except for the fried pickles, that might rule.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread is gross
xpost!
i am white

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link

they're like really salty fried zucchini sticks.

xpost

― lauren, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link

other obvious thing:
in general most pictures of food are gross/make it look gross
xpost

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link

ok yeah, i would eat that.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/173000/173423wCfB_w.jpg

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't like zucchini. And haha, I'd never heard of flan until I was served it by a Mexican!

― Laurel, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link

http://iheartbacon.com/images/509.jpg

― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link

http://photos11.flickr.com/15042959_6bdb111bec.jpg

― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link

that may be the grossest looking awesome thing i have ever seen

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link

fried pickles are awesome. except sometimes you get a really juicy one and the hot juice is like...weird.

― Yerac, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b92/beyondbedlam/curlywurly/cookbooks/16-knox/14_eggchkn_lg.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link

uhh, even looking at gelatin / aspic dishes makes me nauseous

i mean, good lord, the texture

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link

oh man we need to find that thread where brian macdonald (or was it daddino, can't remember) posted all of his 1960s betty crocker recipe cards

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link

& the smell? gelatin, mooshy fruit, & canned 'broth' ?

― remy bean, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Your wish iz my command: http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

― Laurel, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link

See how the Ceramic Mushroom Family has gathered to show their children what happens to bad little mushrooms.

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/cardscans/beanmushroom.jpg

― Laurel, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes, let's have these in brandy snifters. Let's just tip our heads back and let the chunks slide in.

The time you spent eating these is time you'll want back at the very end of your life. That's why they're served with a clock.

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/cardscans/jelliedtomato2.jpg

― Laurel, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link

i want mashed potatos where do i get thme?!?!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha remember the one that was just like hot broth in a coffee cup with a stalk of celery in it??

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link

the jellied tomato refresher has got to be one of the most noxious things i've ever seen. the thought is gag-inducing. it's depressing. i want it to not exist, now.

― remy bean, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link

the "slender quencher." that's my favorite one.

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/cardscans/sadquenchers.jpg

"The one on the right is skim milk and orange pulp. The one on the left is made with water, sherry extract, and two beef bouillon cubes.

No, really.

Well, there's also celery in it. Oh, and SELF-LOATHING."

― horseshoe, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm imagining these things being served on the set of an alien playmate photoshoot on post-WW2 mars

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

tomato refresher looks like something that would bubble out of a chest wound; orange-pulp slender quencher seems like it's made of green, frothed flu-phleghm

― remy bean, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

oh man, i got a total jones for some mashed 'taters now.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

and by now i mean always.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link

guys, i just got a captcha that said MEAD

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link

potatoes=ultimate white person food????

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/9828/lutefiskun4.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link

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salmon is pink

― sarahell, Monday, 27 September 2021 00:53 (two years ago) link

xxp another damaging effect of colonialism smh... but srsly that is interesting, i thought it was strictly midwestern wipipo stuff

― davey, Monday, 27 September 2021 05:10 (two years ago) link

yeah, cheese in general is often used in Korean cuisine in ways that would horrify many, always ends up tasty as fuck