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I BOUGHT KATAMARI DAMACY FOR $55 on eBay (+$10 SHIPPING)

― deangulberry (gygax!), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:40 (nineteen years ago) link

OR WAS THAT ME?

― nordicskilla (gygax!), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I HAVE A DISPOSABLE INCOME AND I LIKE TO BUY SHIT NEW. SO WHAT.

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

ahahahahaha

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I AM A FLUFFER FOR MALKMUS WHEN I AM NOT OUT ON THE CATWALK

― gygax (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't even know what this thread is about

― gygax¡ (ex machina), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

SHUT UP YOU MORANS

― BROFX (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

ROFFLE

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

http://home.comcast.net/~saellow/SOX.jpg

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

seriously

― RAPPIN GRAN'MA (ddb), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I made Star #9 last night. IT WAS NUTS

― AaronHz (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Fuck me, you ugly son
Of a bitch
You ugly son of a bitch
Fuck me, you ugly son
Of a bitch
Stick it out
Stick out yer
Hot curly weenie
Stick it out
Stick out yer
Hot curly weenie
Stick it out
Stick out yer
Hot curly weenie
Weenie...weenie,
Weenie, weenie!

Make it go fast
In and out,
(in and out)
Magical pig

Till it squirts, squirts,
Squirts, squirts
Fire

Don?t get no jizz
Upon that sofa, sofa
Don?t get no jizz
Upon that sofa, sofa
Don?t get no jizz
Upon that sofa, sofa
Don?t get no jizz
Upon that sofa, sofa

― Gear! (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

http://home.comcast.net/~saellow/wedding_copy.jpg

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

s0000 noiz3.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

GEAR U LOVE ZAPPA

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 22 October 2004 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I dunno about me but AaronHz sure does. I just don't want any jizz on my sofa.

― Gear! (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

J on S is ok, it's like saving a little bit for later.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry. I was mistaken old chap. Do carry on.

― .cutty (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I bought 200 pairs of chaps on Amazon.com brand new!!!!!!!!

― AaronHz (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

It's like saving a little bit for later.

WTF!? DO YOU LIKE SCRAPE IT OFF AND PUT IT ON YOUR T'S AFTER HE LEAVES?

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

sometimes it's all you need to start your day

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:10 (nineteen years ago) link

JUMP START YOUR NIGHT

― DRINK SPARKS (ddb), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I love Zappa but my musical taste is still slightly less than Gear!'s

also I want to sex his ex roomie

― .AaronHz (Gear!), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

How do you figure Mr. I bought a promo of A Ghost is Born before it came out?

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Guys, stop. I cannot defend myself against myself properly on this dialup connection.

― AaronHz (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

A Ghost Is born is okay, but boring compared to Big and Rich, who are still better than garth brooks. But neither are good as Shania Twain, who is still not quite as good as the Clone defects, who are slightly lesser than brooks and Dunn (their last album is the best country-disco pastische since Willie's "Shotgun Willie" album, (which sort of sucks come to think of it (maybe) or maybe not (I forget) ) )

― chuck (Gear!), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa damn you guys is funny ha

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is stupid.

― Andrew. (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, my dear Heavens! ;)c=mw==3

― Ned Raggett (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I shouldn't say that. I like Ned. He is not a festering pile of turddom.

― Alex in NYC (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link

where am i who what

― chuck (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:49 (nineteen years ago) link

chuck =)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)

― bnw. (Gear!), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:50 (nineteen years ago) link

What the fuck are you talking about? Ok, i gotta go, really. I have to go now.

― Nowe11 (latebloomer), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:51 (nineteen years ago) link

WHAT A FUNNY THREAD

― cutty. (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

BIKES

― ddb (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Hurrah! Alex is the lurverly one, oh yes he is :-) :-)

Alex, soon we shall FAP! And there will be the goodness and much merriment will be had by all!

― Ned Raggett (diamond), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I just got some ass 2 C&C music factory LOL!!!!!!!

― sometimes I like to preetnd I am very small and warm (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Gear sir you shall attend this FAP or you shall feel the back of my hand! ; )

― Ned Raggett. (Gear!), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey dere what now do you do when youre bummin a fattey and she got crisps all down her front and back and fanny and what what the hey now derrio pip pip?

― Controversial Colin (deangulberry), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:59 (nineteen years ago) link

adam, i love you

― JaXoN (JasonD), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Hi! I'm Adam! I'm Jewish and British! I like mountain climbing (indoor), California (burritos!), and microhouse. I would be a great asset to your team!

-- cutty (holle...), October 12th, 2004. (mcutt)

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 22 October 2004 23:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Weird Japanese Playstation 2 Game.

― why are OLD users of ILX so cool and knowing of all things cool and KNOWING (ddb, Friday, 22 October 2004 23:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Best regards

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 23 October 2004 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...

I am reading this thread while drunk and laughed so hard I cried.

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Sunday, 6 February 2005 12:06 (nineteen years ago) link

do not mess with my msp

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 6 February 2005 12:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Nah, he's cool. I still don't understand the point of doing that though.

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Sunday, 6 February 2005 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link

GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 6 February 2005 13:56 (nineteen years ago) link

back?

― Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Sunday, 6 February 2005 14:25 (nineteen years ago) link

yo, i been tryin to stop since i jokingly got yellow-carded. just hard. i've been signing my shit like that for ages it feels like.

― msp (msp), Sunday, 6 February 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 6 February 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

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I have this high school friend who I'm facebook friends with now who does this shit where he posts some original bit of trench commentary or life wisdom to his instagram, image captures it, then posts it to facebook and adds even more trench commentary or life wisdom commentary above the image, like commentary on his commentary. It's so fucking corny.

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 29 April 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link

Korny HS friend in FB shocka!

― Theory of Every Zing (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 29 April 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link

A____ is in ______.
15 mins ·
We are in this thing together. You can still maintain your individuality without stepping over others. It’s actually not hard. However too many seem to have issues with that not sure why we allow them to lead anything.
#nature #society #selfish #individual

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― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 29 April 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link

🐦[Guess where I am? The Edge pic.twitter.com/CWCZ7DRelJ🕸
— U2 (@U2) September 14, 2018🕸]🐦

Las Vegas?

― nathom, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 04:50 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

i see u

― Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 13:16 (four years ago) link

Just inhabiting the role, buddy

😎

― Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 13:18 (four years ago) link

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― Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 13:20 (four years ago) link

Is it possible to get this funny gif I found hardcoded into the bottom of my posts? Because I think people would enjoy it.
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― I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.instagram.com/p/COvB9MxjiOu/?igshid=9cj98ys89rql

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 11 May 2021 14:43 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

paul grunder
19 hours ago

I have often wondered how the super rich found people to work for them. Once, a long time ago, we had a young man who did some carpentry for us. He actually would do painting in the house. He was just good at a lot of things. He worked for a lot of other people also. One day he showed up in a bright red pick up truck. As we admired the truck, he said, the Jones bought it for me because they did not want my beat up pick up sitting in their drive way! After that he pretty much just worked for the Joneses. p's wife

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 6 August 2022 23:09 (one year ago) link

six months pass...

Marianne signing her products like it's a freakin email

https://i.imgur.com/6si3Gxh.jpg

― Karl Malone, Thursday, 9 February 2023 02:47 (one year ago) link

It probably doesn't clean much, but in a pinch it will keep you alive and regular.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 9 February 2023 14:48 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

lol signing my tweets, Covid will get you into grandpa territory faster than you can say "where'd I put my teacup" https://t.co/hdJweDnSEt
— The Mountain Goats (@mountain_goats) April 6, 2023

― jaymc, Thursday, 6 April 2023 17:08 (one year ago) link

nine months pass...

This is acceptable imo:

Only the Americanos call it gravy and Pasta! Eva Di Maggio Gallione

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 1 February 2024 13:38 (two months ago) link

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