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By the way, all of these bands sound really shitty...

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, you're familiar with them then?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

The Supersugars

― 'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link

They just sound like shitty punk and emo bands that I wouldn't go to see for free.

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Matt Car1son's Got Better Things To Do Tonight

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Well then take your curious brand of fun elsewhere, Matty.

On with the shitty names!

― footlog, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

The Raccoonists

― jeff tweedy, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

singer and the band

thingummy and the doodahs

beer cr-8 (a personal favourite)

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I believe this thread is for "best" band names...

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

So it devolved.

On with the shitty band names, I say!

― footlog, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

The Beetles

― peepee (peepee), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Thy Masters rules!!!

― Chris O., Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:28 (eighteen years ago) link

The Go-Sees

― piscesboy, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Commander in Chief

― Matt McEver (mattmc387), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Five Carbon Sugar

― ianinportland (ianinportland), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Redlight, Greenlight, 1,2,3

― ianinportland (ianinportland), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

The Fucksticks.

― Chris O., Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Moses of Minnesota

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

???

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Mister Fister
Foxy Pontiff

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Thursday, 10 November 2005 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Felchmasters

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Thursday, 10 November 2005 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Evan Dando's Bathtime Fun Band

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Head of FEMA

― Asthmatic Cajun (Asthmatic Cajun), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I once overheard a woman on a train in Melbourne talking on her phone about a friend who was in a band called The Fucksticks.

Some time later, someone mentioned a Lucksmiths parody band of this name. I don't know whether the two are one and the same, but chances are that name is taken at least once. Sort of like The Bumpin' Uglies.

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

The Admitones

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Tha Namblaz

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

The Sarahplanes

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Fishman Affidavit (they'd be a hardcore punk band)

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

John McBain threatened at one point to form a band called Nunfucker Jones.

I always thought there should be a funk soul group called Afrodite. Maybe there was?

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/bandname

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Superhans

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Wolf Wolf Wolf

(it obeys two separate rules for hipster art-rock/new-wave band names: having a "bang-bang-bang" structure (see also: !!!, Hot Hot Heat, Yeah Yeah Yeahs) and having "wolf" in the name (Wolfmother, Wolf and Cub, Guitar Wolf. They would wear black and red striped shirts and sharp suits and use lots of hair product)

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Stikky Vicar

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link

and use lots of hair product

In a manner that makes their press photos look like they are being shot sideways across the surface of the earth.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

In a manner that makes their press photos look like they are being shot sideways across the surface of the earth.

Yes. Think the Robert Smith hairspray explosion modified so that you can slap one of those trendy black Mao caps on it.

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I just always think they look like they are riding in the Wonkavator.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:27 (eighteen years ago) link

The Kitsch
Vegetable Distributive
Clarion

― James Morris (HorrayJames), Thursday, 10 November 2005 23:50 (eighteen years ago) link

sledgedozer

― waterproof, Friday, 11 November 2005 01:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Girl Scout Heroin

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Wolf Senator

― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:24 (eighteen years ago) link

for what it's worth, "perfunktory" has, in fact, existed

What about Erectile DisFUNKshun?

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 11 November 2005 04:41 (eighteen years ago) link

HAHA Girl Scout Heroin

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 11 November 2005 04:42 (eighteen years ago) link

"I'd Rather Die With Golden Bones", though I can't take credit for it.

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Duck Duck BLOOD

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:37 (eighteen years ago) link

(actually, if i really had a band, we'd be called The Rude Mechanicals or The Roaring Twenties or Endgame.. depending on our genre, of course)

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:39 (eighteen years ago) link

sarah planes would make a great stage name

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Two Little Hitlers

― zeus (zeus), Friday, 11 November 2005 06:44 (eighteen years ago) link

My Tear-Stained Diary

― Zach S, Friday, 11 November 2005 06:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Penis Colada

― jsdf, Friday, 11 November 2005 07:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Comfort Inn Flushing

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 10:34 (eighteen years ago) link

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The Is

― gnarly sceptre, Monday, 19 April 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Whisker Biscuit
Interstellar Overbite
Band in Boston Creem

― ImprovSpirit, Monday, 19 April 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

play & try:

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― meisenfek, Sunday, 5 September 2010 10:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Surely Jism

― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 5 September 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

The Rare But Serious Side-Effects

― kashi west: late vegetarian (rustic italian flatbread), Saturday, 12 November 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Operation Earnest Voice

― meisenfek, Saturday, 13 October 2012 09:39 (eleven years ago) link

seven years pass...

My sincere thanks to M.V. and Snoball - lacking inspiration I snagged a pair of tickets to see Earth this Monday in a "best fantasy band name" competition using "Mumblin' Bob and the Dinosaurs". I already had a ticket but now two of my skint mates can come with me :)

― knowing for certain the first touch of the light will finish you (fionnland), Friday, 8 November 2019 22:51 (four years ago) link

Hollywood Star Whackers

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:29 (four years ago) link

Prolapse

― cryborg (rip van wanko), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:33 (four years ago) link

prolapse?

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:39 (four years ago) link

ok boomer

― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link

AD ONCE WAS the BROW

― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

glass turtle

that's a home run right there, boys.

― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link

xpost

― Mark G, Wednesday, 13 November 2019 07:13 (four years ago) link

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