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A condom themed comic would be cool. I'd like to have Obama as the focus of the next comic, and have Faith discover that he's actually a sleeper agent for Al-Qaeda.

I'm still trying to figure out why these two sentences are in the same paragraph together.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

The pre-conception thing is weird though. I guess you could have half a soul in a sperm and half in an egg? But unless the meeting of the two was predestined (and if I understand catholicism that's not how it works) then you'd only have two half souls. Either way, this can't be feasible because why would God create 100 million redundant souls for every one that successfully bcreates?

By extension, then, if the soul is abstract or external to the gametes, then the actual sperms and eggs are soul-free and therefore as disposable as they clearly are in both sexes.

Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

this'll end well

dan m, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

I contain multitudes. (but I had a vasectomy so they can't get out, lol)

Rock Hardy, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

Sketch for a two page spread. Some of these larger posts seem to be automatically reducing themselves at odd resolutions, so if the above image seems jagged click here.

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Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

The first three display at proper resolution and most but not all of the rest at a percentage of original size. The mysteries of CSS.

This should work though. Click to view larger-
Sketch for a comic book idea I'm playing around with, set in Venice.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

css max-width

i tried this for something at work recently, doesnt seem to work in ie7? u_u

sleep, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:53 (twelve years ago) link

FYI it's "San Marco", not St.

Mark C, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 11:52 (twelve years ago) link

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

dan, how long does it take to do something like those venice panels? those are pretty cool.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks, Gott. Without being distracted I can draw about two pages a day.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

Screwed that up-

Mr. Bunny, last seen here-

GayBear series, all three panels-

Dan Lacey, Friday, 29 February 2008 07:45 (twelve years ago) link

madre de dios

kingfish, Friday, 29 February 2008 08:46 (twelve years ago) link

The gay bear sketches have tremendous potential, Dan. I recommend that you develop them further.

libcrypt, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 05:35 (twelve years ago) link


Bodrick III, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

i <3 that the screeching car tires go "FREEEEEP" lol

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

a few statements I believe are true-

God is real, and God is love.

God is the creator of procreation, desire, and eros.

God wants us to be happy.

I like to draw naked mice.

Drawing naked mice makes me happy.

and what, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

Doonsebury gang riding in a VW van.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

I'm working on a revision of the last panel-it would be much more appropriate if Mallard runs over a newspaper vending machine.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

Isn't that a bit obvious, though?

Bodrick III, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

I suspect there's enough energy in the rest of the drawing where it won't become the first thing you see.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

dan, i think it's much more satisfying to see those smug doonesbury jokers in an epic smash-up, imho

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

also, the picture of the gay bear buttsecks -- the topman's ass-pucker looks a little too, uh, exposed. like, it's either the most prominent butthole ever, or he's prolapsing. that aside, i really enjoy your artwork, dan!

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

fillmore strip is great

nsfw strips are insane

abanana, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

dan do you like doug tennapel's stuff?

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

what abanana said.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

Who's Doug Tennapel?

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

A few sketch requests from goons at SA-

Picking up the Taint Maturbation arc again-

Taint/Obama Blastoff-NSFW

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

Last Winehouse is best. Dan, do you consider yrself to be influenced at all by Robert Crumb?

libcrypt, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

I'm a big Crumb fan, so that's probably true.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

dan lacey what are your top 5 most important political issues?

and what, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

I've been trying to care. I'm not much motivated by politics anymore, mainly because I see neglect everywhere. 'Hot issues' run for a while as fads and then nothing gets accomplished; I've been trying to get off of that stupid train.

As a partial answer I would say life issues, if anything. Euthanasia still interests me, as does cloning. Renewable energy; if we had advanced solar capacity it would solve many of our domestic and defense related problems.

I'm more interested in why people care about certain issues, particularly as seen through the lens of faith and sexual motivation.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

what are your religious beliefs? are you against euthanasia because you believe it takes a life provided by god?

and what, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

That's a good question.

I've sort of had a falling out with God as of late, so I'm not really advocating anything except doing good, or trying to do good.

There are still too many cases of people 'coming back' after all hope was gone, so I would err on the side of caution. But as for moral absolutes; except for a few cases I've lost my enthusiasm.

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 13 March 2008 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

thanks for the answers!

and what, Thursday, 13 March 2008 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

dan, if you haven't posted it here yet, please post the bob ross/happy tree one. that's awesome. if i had unlimited funds i'd buy 6.5 billion copies of that and mail one to everyone on earth.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

this one?

StanM, Thursday, 13 March 2008 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 13 March 2008 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

Taint/Room For Two NSFW

Dan Lacey, Friday, 14 March 2008 05:35 (twelve years ago) link

I've had Ilxor's ask me now and then if they can buy a cartoon; if you click on the above image it will take you to a page where you can purchase a high resolution copy from Paypal for $5. If you guys would like to support the cartoon that's a great way to do so.

I'll post a link where you can download a print-copy of the Neverborn/Bob Ross Happy Tree toon as well for GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ. Would make a nice coloring sheet.

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 20 March 2008 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

Someone's going to ask me this-

Chantal Sebire is saying "Thank you for releasing me, little one. Now I am finally free!"

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 20 March 2008 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

That condition she had made me definitely sympathise with her request.

Michael White, Thursday, 20 March 2008 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

I recommend against GISing Chantal Sebire. Oh, my lunch.

libcrypt, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

I'd like to fatten his face a little in the portrait and make his hair a little whispier.
I'll repost all of the faithmouse cartoons by the weekend.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 17:34 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

well, still working on that, but here's a new cartoon

Dan Lacey, Friday, 9 October 2015 19:22 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Whoa! Missed those last revives. Thanks Dan!

how's life, Monday, 26 October 2015 14:37 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

Yes! That's so awesome.

how's life, Saturday, 12 March 2016 00:12 (four years ago) link

secret ilxor macklemore

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 12 March 2016 01:57 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

Surprisingly few Trump paintings, not especially with pancakes either, but it's mostly Prince lately?

StanM, Sunday, 21 May 2017 13:03 (three years ago) link

Dan Lacey‏ @PainterPancakes May 18

Dan Lacey Retweeted Charlie Daniels
That's nice but I'm sure he can't hear you over all the fiddlin' and the devil screaming DANCE FOR ME

Charlie DanielsVerified account @CharlieDaniels
Rest in peace Roger ailes, you made a difference in this nation, a very great difference.

nickn, Monday, 22 May 2017 17:25 (three years ago) link

two years pass...


☮️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:13 (three months ago) link

I only started following him on twitter in the last year or so, during which time I've mostly seen paintings of Prince, so I'm not sure if he's done other any Faithmouse stuff lately. But it's nice to see her face again after all these years.

☮️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:16 (three months ago) link

Kind of the Chuck Tingle of Christian webcomics really

TOO LOW, the Curator (imago), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 20:17 (three months ago) link

Dan lives!
I still have his Chase no Face portrait hanging in my office.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:58 (three months ago) link

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