The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

A condom themed comic would be cool. I'd like to have Obama as the focus of the next comic, and have Faith discover that he's actually a sleeper agent for Al-Qaeda.

I'm still trying to figure out why these two sentences are in the same paragraph together.

The pre-conception thing is weird though. I guess you could have half a soul in a sperm and half in an egg? But unless the meeting of the two was predestined (and if I understand catholicism that's not how it works) then you'd only have two half souls. Either way, this can't be feasible because why would God create 100 million redundant souls for every one that successfully bcreates?

By extension, then, if the soul is abstract or external to the gametes, then the actual sperms and eggs are soul-free and therefore as disposable as they clearly are in both sexes.

this'll end well

I contain multitudes. (but I had a vasectomy so they can't get out, lol)

Sketch for a two page spread. Some of these larger posts seem to be automatically reducing themselves at odd resolutions, so if the above image seems jagged click here.

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The first three display at proper resolution and most but not all of the rest at a percentage of original size. The mysteries of CSS.

This should work though. Click to view larger-

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Sketch for a comic book idea I'm playing around with, set in Venice.

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i tried this for something at work recently, doesnt seem to work in ie7? u_u

http://www.cameronmoll.com/archives/000892.html

FYI it's "San Marco", not St.

Fixed, thanks!

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dan, how long does it take to do something like those venice panels? those are pretty cool.

Thanks, Gott. Without being distracted I can draw about two pages a day.

http://www.faithmouse.com/lord-where-are-you.gif

http://www.faithmouse.com/bunny-with-pancake-on-head.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/barack-obama-portrait.jpg

NSFW Faithmouse-Poot-Taint comic page

NSFW: painting still in progress

I finally penciled the final panel to this short GayBear series-

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW - Ceiling Hillary

Mr. Bunny, last seen here-

Last one-

Timothy A. Bear receives a plank to the eye.

Screwed that up-

Mr. Bunny, last seen here-
http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon310.jpg

GayBear series, all three panels-
http://www.faithmouse.com/GayBear-park.jpg
NSFW
NSFW

madre de dios

NSFW, next cartoon in the current 'Taint' series

Something Awful Faithmouse Megathread

The gay bear sketches have tremendous potential, Dan. I recommend that you develop them further.

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Wow.

i <3 that the screeching car tires go "FREEEEEP" lol

a few statements I believe are true-

God is real, and God is love.

God is the creator of procreation, desire, and eros.

God wants us to be happy.

I like to draw naked mice.

Drawing naked mice makes me happy.

Doonsebury gang riding in a VW van.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

I'm working on a revision of the last panel-it would be much more appropriate if Mallard runs over a newspaper vending machine.

Isn't that a bit obvious, though?

I suspect there's enough energy in the rest of the drawing where it won't become the first thing you see.

dan, i think it's much more satisfying to see those smug doonesbury jokers in an epic smash-up, imho

also, the picture of the gay bear buttsecks -- the topman's ass-pucker looks a little too, uh, exposed. like, it's either the most prominent butthole ever, or he's prolapsing. that aside, i really enjoy your artwork, dan!

fillmore strip is great

nsfw strips are insane

dan do you like doug tennapel's stuff?

what abanana said.

http://www.faithmouse.com/mallard-fillmore-cartoon.gif

Who's Doug Tennapel?

A few sketch requests from goons at SA-
http://www.faithmouse.com/hunter-s-thompson.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/winehouse_hair.jpghttp://www.faithmouse.com/winehouse-hair-5.gif

Picking up the Taint Maturbation arc again-

Taint/Obama Blastoff-NSFW

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Last Winehouse is best. Dan, do you consider yrself to be influenced at all by Robert Crumb?

I'm a big Crumb fan, so that's probably true.

dan lacey what are your top 5 most important political issues?

I've been trying to care. I'm not much motivated by politics anymore, mainly because I see neglect everywhere. 'Hot issues' run for a while as fads and then nothing gets accomplished; I've been trying to get off of that stupid train.

As a partial answer I would say life issues, if anything. Euthanasia still interests me, as does cloning. Renewable energy; if we had advanced solar capacity it would solve many of our domestic and defense related problems.

I'm more interested in why people care about certain issues, particularly as seen through the lens of faith and sexual motivation.

what are your religious beliefs? are you against euthanasia because you believe it takes a life provided by god?

That's a good question.

I've sort of had a falling out with God as of late, so I'm not really advocating anything except doing good, or trying to do good.

There are still too many cases of people 'coming back' after all hope was gone, so I would err on the side of caution. But as for moral absolutes; except for a few cases I've lost my enthusiasm.

thanks for the answers!

dan, if you haven't posted it here yet, please post the bob ross/happy tree one. that's awesome. if i had unlimited funds i'd buy 6.5 billion copies of that and mail one to everyone on earth.

this one?

http://www.faithmouse.com/Bob_Ross_happy_tree.jpg

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continued...

Taint/Room For Two NSFW

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I've had Ilxor's ask me now and then if they can buy a cartoon; if you click on the above image it will take you to a page where you can purchase a high resolution copy from Paypal for $5. If you guys would like to support the cartoon that's a great way to do so.

I'll post a link where you can download a print-copy of the Neverborn/Bob Ross Happy Tree toon as well for GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ. Would make a nice coloring sheet.

Someone's going to ask me this-

Chantal Sebire is saying "Thank you for releasing me, little one. Now I am finally free!"

That condition she had made me definitely sympathise with her request.

I recommend against GISing Chantal Sebire. Oh, my lunch.

:(

rest in power you incredible weirdo
https://www.startribune.com/painter-dan-lacey-unofficial-ambassador-of-paisley-park-who-never-went-inside-dies-at-61-prince/600144346/

What a journey. Thanks for gracing us with your presence, Dan.

RIP, Dan.

Marilynn McNair of Atlanta said she met Lacey outside Paisley Park in October 2016. A woman parked her car and asked Lacey what he was doing. He was holding a photo of Prince as a model for his painting. The woman blurted that she'd love to have that wonderful photo.

"It was his study picture, and he just gave it to her," McNair recalled.

"Dan, u don't know how it feels. One day u'll be famous and then u'll understand."

The facets that made up Dan's life had facets.

RIP to an original

i didn't even know about his Prince phase. what an amazing obituary.

RIP

Oh man, the Dan Lacey days were a trip. Have to confess that I read the who never went inside part of that headline as though he had never been inside anywhere, ever. I am very tired. RIPancakes.

<3

RIP Dan. You were a star unlike any other.

I’m not sure if this will ever happen, but I’m willing to take a shot b/c Dan loved theses boards & talked to me constantly about them. He promised me a lot of male nudes & time ran out for us. Dan was my best friend & if anyone is has a male nude he painted that they’d like to sell, please let me know. I’ll always be looking for one.

As for all of his pancakes, I hope they stay beloved by the world. Dan wanted more for his art legacy beyond Prince. I was happy to see you all remembering him. I miss him every day.

I somehow missed the news of his death in February, R.I.P.!

I have two Lacey originals that I still love.