Ken vs. Boris: It's So On

cheaper buses??!?

oh xxxxxposts!

it would be interesting to see a pre- and post-ken comparison of bus fare vs. number of buses on the roads, the latter of which has gone up considerably since he became mayor (not to mention average bus speed); it's not just a simple jacking-up of price (cf. the new york MTA), there are concrete additional and improved services being offered for the fare increase

i think ken's great, he should be mayor for life. he's not who i would grow in a lab to be my Ideal Mayor, but look at the alternatives.

but i thought the congestion charge money was going to be used to improve buses etc.

+i'm sure the metrocard was like $2 a day last time i was in new york, and you get 24 hour trains!

but yeah, boris for mayor sounds a bit crap. Can't we just have Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Not seeing much in the way of improved or additional services on the Victoria line at the moment :(

Do you really think that BORIS* would make the trains run on time?

Come on, this is a man who looks like he can't even match his socks in the morning.

*and I mean Johnson, no the Japanese noize band. Though having a Japanese Noize band for mayor might be quite good.

No, I would definitely vote for Ken over Boris (or probably any of the other candidates). Just moaning.

I know. I just don't want my FIRST ELECTION TO EVER HAVE VOTED IN, OR EVEN BEEN LEGALLY ABLE TO VOTE IN to have to vote against the man I want to father my children. :-(

The first election I ever voted in, I (indirectly, obv) voted for Tony Blair... oh such optimistic days etc. Worcester got its first ever Labour MP thanks to me though (well and partly due to redrawing the boundaries so most of the surrounding farmland got shifted to Wychavon or Malvern or wherever so the constituency only covers the actual city now)

poor children :(

red ken doesn't control the tubes though, does he?

ken c, those things are true of the MTA in new york, but remember that the subways are on about the same frequency - or less - than london buses. and also that the NYC bus system is a joke.

red ken has also told virtually every PFI venture that's gone tits up that they can go hang if they expect a bailout from local government

i mean, as zany as boris is, could even he out-zany this deal that red ken made?? (ans: yes, but it would benefit a handful of his friends rather than a quarter million londoners on income support)

that is the right kind of zane

apart from the cosying up to the muslim right wing

jog my memory?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4165691.stm

peter watts linked a beef ken had with ed 'the islamist' husain on the today prog recently where ken got his ass handed to him.

Qaradawi is hardly a right-wing Muslim

Oh god, I think I wanna have your babies...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44000000/jpg/_44000588_boris203_bbc.jpg

I don't really understand all these "anyone but Ken!" haterz. Though I suppose the things that people complain about (the congestion charge) are exactly the sort of things I think make him a great mayor. These things may not be popular, but they make London a better place for the people that LIVE here.

<i>Qaradawi is hardly a right-wing Muslim</i>

True enough, antisemitism is very left these days.

God, I sound like Nick Cohen.

not always

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he's pretty right-wing, tracer. the ken of the '80s was, if memory serves, quite sanctimonious about LBG issues etc...

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whereas boris is a fun-loving leftie

this thread is actually worse than boris being mayor would be.

blueski for mayro

actually oh god no

ok, enlighten me on Qaradawi's right-wingness, i'm totally willing to be wrong here. but i remember poring over transcripts when that story broke in 2004 and finding nothing very remarkable about Qaradawi's views (the homophobia is unfortunate but unremarkable if you consider that the guy's a Muslim cleric; i mean, try asking the Archbishop of Canterbury how he's livin these days on that issue; still, Ken addressed the homophobia head-on)

http://normblog.typepad.com/normblog/2007/07/blurring-the-li.html

gives some sense of the husain vs livingstone thing. i need to google "ed husain mi5 mossad" now to see how it's gone down.

oh well, if the guy's a muslim cleric then i guess he gets a free pass.

come on Galloway...

galloway vs ken vs boris vs... littlejohn

"you coudn't make it up"

enrique i'm not giving Qaradawi a free pass; i'm giving Ken one.

and i will continue to do so! forever! until he says something like "that Qaradawi guy has some good ideas about Jews."

that's what quitney hears ken say every time he opens his mouth.

being a mod, you'd know all about being a NAZI CONCENTRATION CAMP GUARD.

jokes bruv.

that's what i thought when i said "actually oh god no"

But leaving aside anti-semitism, what is Ken doing hanging out with somebody who believes women should be beaten (lightly and not around the face) and homosexuals executed (perhaps dropped from high windows or burnt, he's not quite sure how)? It is a bit strange.

exactly.

"hanging out" - you make it sound like they're drinking tequila sunrises down at dale's clam shack

"what is churchill doing hanging out with somebody like josef stalin??"

ed husain for mayor

actually, ken is the only one to have made a vocal guest appearance on a blur song

ken didn't have to literally embrace him and say he was 'truly, truly welcome'.

stalin had something to offer churchill. why does ken need to meet this guy?

free tequila.

galloway vs. ken vs. boris vs. littlejohn vs. barnes vs. lawton vs. alibhai-brown vs. greer

vs. a.a.gill

vs. dom passantino

"You coudn't make it up"

being a mod, you'd know all about being a NAZI CONCENTRATION CAMP GUARD.

as a Gentile born many years after the Holocaust i take real offense to this.

i'm also really offended that someone (let's call them ken c) would hate the idea of me as Mayor Of London.

can't say i'm not tempted by benita purely because she's a faceless dull civil servant and not a personality clown, but protest-voting is kinda lame isn't it

I passed Boris' bus this morning, outside the Hilton, Paddington. He was not in it.

JD Wetherspoon chairman Tim Martin added: “When I first moved to London, Ken was in charge and he opened this huge library near where I lived in Wood Green. It was my first taste of his extravagance and that’s always stuck with me. So I’m backing Boris — I hope he’ll spend money more wisely than Ken has done.”

so far beyond parody, these cunts

If Ken Loach had written that...

It's only because he hopes Boris'll close it so that he can turn it into a pub called The Library.

MJ hibbett is a prophet

I've been more aware of Paddock than any of the others as his "i'm a copper" billboards seem to be all over South London. Probably not the best way to go to attract Brixton votes, really.

― Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 10:39 (4 hours ago)

yeah his are the only ads i've seen. in kingston, where i guess it could sell.

tho i haven't received my polling card, i imagine i'll turn up at the office tomorrow and my vote will have been nicked.

Don't think it's that cut-and-dried, he effectively decriminalized cannabis in Brixton. Of course he's also a LibDem and a nonentity as a politician.

he has those posters in finsbury park and tottenham also, i can confirm

I got a Ken leaflet through my letterbox the other night at 10pm just after I'd shut off the TV and the whole house was quiet, it frightened the hell out of me.

my french housemate who's not eligible to vote has received a voting card, maybe you could just use hers merdeyeux

xp, i got an election leaflet at eleven pm, a few years ago, while watching The Exorcist. I nearly died.

The election was probably there for the taking with a stronger candidate but i can't see Boris getting beaten by Ken. The Labour campaign has been half-hearted, at best. At worst, it's looked like they've actually wanted Boris to win - possibly with a view to him challenging Cameron for leadership somewhere down the line.

this is the first i've seen the borisbus and its broken down just in the middle of the road #moneywellspent
http://distilleryimage10.instagram.com/75722684b55c11e188131231381b5c25_7.jpg

it turns back to being a bendy bus afterall
http://distilleryimage0.instagram.com/62a243c2b56611e1abb01231382049c1_7.jpg