― Archel (Archel), Monday, 13 January 2003 16:55 (twenty-one years ago) link
blue ringed octupi, spitting Cobras, box jelly fish?
― Ed (dali), Monday, 13 January 2003 16:56 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 13 January 2003 16:56 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 13 January 2003 16:59 (twenty-one years ago) link
― alix (alix), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
(*Does that make things better, Alix? Though that bit is a lie)
― Alan (Alan), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
― g.cannon (gcannon), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― alix (alix), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
― WilliamR (WilliamR), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago) link
― alix (alix), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Alan (Alan), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:11 (twenty-one years ago) link
― alix (alix), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Graham (graham), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:23 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:34 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Simeon (Simeon), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:43 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
The average weight of an adult female is about 3.3 grams. The average weight of an adult male is about 3 grams.
Ruby-throats are about 3 to 3 3/4 inches long.
The average length of a male's wing is 38.5 mm. The average length of a female's wing is 44.5 mm.
The average length of a male's bill is 16 mm. The average length of a female's bill is 18 mm.
― Archel (Archel), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tim (Tim), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:55 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tim (Tim), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tom (Groke), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:05 (twenty-one years ago) link
― C J (C J), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:29 (twenty-one years ago) link
Well, I wouldn't want to be called antisemitic for filling a cigar tube with Jews.
― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
― C J (C J), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 13 January 2003 19:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
Hey, remember when I set this one up and then nobody knocked it out of the park? Honestly, I'm ashamed.
― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 13 January 2003 19:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 13 January 2003 19:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
― C J (C J), Monday, 13 January 2003 19:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 January 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:29 (twenty years ago) link
― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:36 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:38 (twenty years ago) link
― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:40 (twenty years ago) link
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:42 (twenty years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:45 (twenty years ago) link
(That sounds like such a backhand...)
― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:49 (twenty years ago) link
― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:34 (twenty years ago) link
― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 18:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 19:25 (twenty years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 19:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 19:30 (twenty years ago) link
Do you check through the archive esoterica or just remember the threads years later?
― Stevolende, Friday, 2 June 2017 11:50 (six years ago) link
dude obviously no one who read it has ever forgotten this thread
― mark s, Friday, 2 June 2017 11:52 (six years ago) link
i can't speak for the others but the phrase 'an empty cigar tube filled with wasps makes a good vibrator' has been indelibly inked on my brain since i first read it years ago
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 June 2017 11:52 (six years ago) link
it's indelible bcz it's true
― mark s, Friday, 2 June 2017 11:54 (six years ago) link
the premise of this thread seems like it'd be good test of the limits of rule 34 but no fucking way am i going to be the one to conduct it
― heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 June 2017 12:00 (six years ago) link
i’m sorry we’re all out of cigar tubes filled with wasps, but i can interest you in this receptacle containing the world’s largest bee
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/067f0fa3cb527f2a7c22badf68ff3a90a558d4ad/50_242_5381_3228/master/5381.jpg?width=1920&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=90f70f0a19c0cfeb69f7a75f60b0aa23
― “Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:11 (five years ago) link
― “Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link
Four Bees Living in Her Eye, Feeding on Her Tears
― mick signals, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 21:33 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao
― nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Monday, 17 February 2020 02:21 (four years ago) link
An empty cigar tube filled with wasps makes a good vibrator
by
sufjan stevens
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 February 2020 03:47 (four years ago) link
Great beehive
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 17 February 2020 08:20 (four years ago) link
Was this thing a Viz Top Tip originally or did somebody plagiarise it and submit it as a top tip afterwards?
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 17 February 2020 12:23 (four years ago) link
i dunno if anyone can really 'plagiarise' just plain common sense like this tho tbf
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 17 February 2020 12:54 (four years ago) link
What if you were *inside* a giant cigar tube filled with... bees?
https://horizontalhive.com/honey-bee-images/bee-bed-sleep-apitherapy.jpg
https://horizontalhive.com/how-to-build/bee-bed-sleep-hive-plans.shtml
― Piedie Gimbel, Friday, 3 July 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link