Every huge artist has their "New Jersey" - a huge event album that ultimately feels a bit hollow & signals a career decline

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bobby hasn't sold 128 million

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

Garth is a deity in his genre in a way that Bobby Brown is ... not. A CD of new Garth songs would do quite well among people who still buy CDs, i.e. my aunt in Missouri.

alpine static, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

Garth vs. Bobby, how did we get here agaain?

alpine static, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

forget it alpine static, it's new jersey

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

not sure you understand how few albums sell a million copies anymore. so far this year it's just that Lionel Richie album.

― some dude, Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:19 PM Bookmark

Yeah, but country album sales are generally stronger than other genres, right? All three of Taylor Swift's records are 5x platinum or more. Lady Antebellum went 3x with their big record, single platinum with their other two. The goddamned Band Perry went platinum... Those aren't 1990s numbers - No Fences came close to double-diamond! - but a well-marketed comeback could still clean up.

Bobby Brown comparison is baffling. Garth Brooks is the best-selling albums artist of his era, in any genre, by a long shot. If John Lennon and George Harrison came back from the dead and reunited the Beatles, and their album came out the same day as Garth's, I still wouldn't know who to put my money on to win it.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

sorry guys i thought it was clear i was being facetious/purposefully diminishing w/ my bobby brown comparison

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

hmmmmmm, okay then

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

Garth's Vegas show is apparently just him in sweats with a guitar and atool. I'd like to see that.

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

(stool)

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

I'd see him with just a guitar and stool. Proper pants would be a nice touch, though.

alpine static, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

a guitar and a tool

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

Magic Garth

Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

He'd like to see that.

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

i just want to watch garth brooks sit on a stool naked

max, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

thanks for killing the thread

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

traveled down the road and back again
your heart is true
you're a friend and a confidant

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

thanks for killing the thread

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, August 8, 2012 12:49 PM Bookmark

The downward slide in the fans' estimation begins. Soon, it will be ILM's own New Jersey.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

Taylor Swift's Speak Now might end up being her New Jersey. I can't imagine any of the singles really being played 5 years down the line. "Mine" is a Fearless retread, might as well play "You Belong With Me" or "Love Story". "Back To December" is great, but its not quite country, or peppy enough for Pop radio. "Mean" might keep getting play on country radio, but I think as a song it is too tied to the Taylor Swift career narrative, and so when her star fades a little bit it won't have the same resonance. "The Story of Us" is too rock, and unless there is a major style change for her, it won't be seen as Taylor-enough to get played. "Sparks Fly" is another Fearless retread, and "Ours"... its not even on the proper album so maybe it shouldn't count at all.

brontosaur, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWPfK_3mbbk

scott seward, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

that's double platnum

Listen to this, dad (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

No way is that a New Jersey, people lost interest in the entire project almost immediately. DOA.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

i just like that song. he did get millions of people to buy an album that they were confused by and quickly forgot and a lot of promotion went into it. snl, vh1, etc. i think things started to fade a bit - by garth terms - after fresh horses.

scott seward, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

i just like that song. he did get millions of people to buy an album that they were confused by and quickly forgot and a lot of promotion went into it.

Marketing feels like it is as important to determining NJ-status as sales is.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

when Bowie received some industry award from presenter Garth Brooks in '99 he thanked the committee "and, of course, Chris Gaines." The audience was like OOOOOOOH

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

Elvis Costello has several New Jerseys, but I suspect that Mighty Like A Rose is the winner/loser.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

MLAR was a huge event album?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

Spike?

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

Elvis C is too mcuh a cultist to qualify but I'll be challopsy and say Armed Forces.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

he made good even great albums but it was the first time his anger felt like schtick.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

yeah with culty critic's picks you get into "here's where they started sucking and we didn't notice immediately" and "here's where we should have realized they'd never expand their audience" etc etc that rely far too much on taste

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

Armed Forces does kinda fit, because at that point he was starting to look like a major star, but his momentum was slowing even before the Ray Charcles debacle

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

i really don't get the sense that people were like "well it's over for EC" when Get Happy! out

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

i mean we're dealing with serious serious hindsight here

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

AF was his commercial peak.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

Does Spiceworld count?

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, do people really think Armed Forces feels a bit hollow or signals a decline? I'm not a big EC stan at all, but I think it's a great record, and stands up. xpost

Ermahgerd Thomas (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

Spiceworld counts, I think.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

It's hard for me to hear AF these days without trying to forget the literally dozens of acerbic roots-rock records he's released since I started typing this sentence.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

that's super, but there's no reason that's a New Jersey any more than Get Happy! which charted equally but sold less, and had about equally high charting singles in the UK that are slightly less well known afaik

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think Costello really works for this

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

yeah you gotta have a slippery when wet to hope to have a new jersey

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

seems clear that part of the thread's purpose is to deny the premise -- it seems clearly NOT to be the case that every huge artist has a New Jersey

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

more like people like to ignore the word "huge" or allow for liberal interpretations of it

some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

along those lines, I think you can make an argument for Actual Sounds + Voices as Meat Beat Manifesto's New Jersey

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

also 13 Above The Night for My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

Spiceworld otoh is an excellent choice

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

what about For Those About To Rock We Salute You? AC/DC's first #1 album.

da croupier, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that's not bad

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

though....Razor's Edge brought them back to a new popularity later on

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link


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