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lulz all around tho

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

welp, LB Chris Gocong is out for the year

He wasn't anything special but the run defense I fear is going to suck again with Philthy Phil Taylor gone for most of the season and the Browns having to rely on a 4th round rookie from Nevada (linebacker U) to take CG's place.

So the Browns have a new a owner and unbelievably some local sports talkers have called for new uniforms. If this happens I will be angrier than Big Dawg at an a la carte restaurant.

http://media.cleveland.com/metro/photo/big-dawg-john-thompsonjpg-06a32b6d2b221ce1_large.jpg

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

chip banks are u thinking of?

indeed so

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 05:40 (eleven years ago) link

i feel like its time to repost this creepy thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmhhi3tEbNQ

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 05:44 (eleven years ago) link

Whatever the Browns’ medical staff saw on Richardson’s MRI, they’re worried enough that they’re sending him to see the renowned sports surgeon Dr. James Andrews, who performed arthroscopic surgery on the same knee in February.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

it's all going to hell

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

;_;

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

Joe Haden tested positive for adderal- could miss four games
Trent Richardson out for the preseason, most likely

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/93AgD.gif

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Saturday, 11 August 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

browns beat reporter on the trophy:

The barge was heavy and expensive, reportedly created at the cost of $10,000. Alas, the teams stopped handing over the barge after Policy split to build a winery in Napa Valley, Calif., in 2005. It was last seen collecting dust in a broom closet in Browns headquarters.

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Monday, 13 August 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link

oh to be a fly on the wall in that broom closet!

Hungry4 8-8 (brownie), Monday, 13 August 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

worst play calling, QB, game plan of any offense in the history of football

hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

aww

mookieproof, Sunday, 9 September 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

bit early isn't it? You've got 15 more weeks to get all this out your system

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

no

hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:35 (eleven years ago) link

heads must roll by the time i finish dinner

hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

http://emol.org/azrenfest/images/azrenking.gif

hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

worst play calling, QB, game plan of any offense in the history of football

― hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, September 9, 2012 9:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ OTM x1000

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 10 September 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

hay brownie, did u watch that Browns ep of A Football Life on ESPN?

it was kinda 'Browns: The Bill Belichick Story' but still it made me v teary in a few places, esp the players saying goodbye to the fans at the end of the final game.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

ew

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:37 (eleven years ago) link

?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:38 (eleven years ago) link

and i say that because there are any number of things to celebrate about the brownies that don't involve bill belichick, for sipe's sake

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:39 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah troo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 05:00 (eleven years ago) link

no, i didn't see it. i think Kosar was the subject on 30/30 tho? y/n?

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:39 (eleven years ago) link

yeah he's one of 3 subjects - I haven't watched the 30/30 yet

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

hes 1 of like a dozen dudes in it

johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

lol wow - the synopsis makes it sound like there's only kosar, rison and [name forgotten]

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

you guys are talking about two different shows. Football Life about the Browns is NFL network. The 30 for 30 about former athletes who went broke (featureing Kosar) was on ESPN.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, 4 October 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

...

I love you for thinking you needed to point that out, Bill.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

Amazingly terrible game, week 5. Usually I go to a safe house to watch the Browns. But I end up at a bar about a half mile from my apartment and it's 75% Pittsburgh fans.

Pros: The Browns finally ran some sweeps. Here's an NFL team that hasn't run outside the tackles all year except for the quick pitch against the Ravens.

Christ: No way to stop the run

When the Browns were up 14-0 (!!!) I said to myself and the guy next to me DON'T GIVE UP LONG DRIVES. What followed was a constant parade of off tackle runs and 7 yard curls and outs.

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Sunday, 7 October 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

True story: I have never been to a bar in Cleveland on Sunday where the Browns fans outnumber the Steelers fans.

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Sunday, 7 October 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ "Christ:"

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 7 October 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

at least t-rich looks awesome, and you're primed for a hot #1 pick in 2013!

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 7 October 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

man, TR is GOOD. i fear that Weeden is this guy:

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/M/McDoPa00.htm

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Sunday, 7 October 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

they really need to just pick another QB in 2013

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 7 October 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

;_;

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Sunday, 7 October 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

Christ: Buster Skrine

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 8 October 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNfAtHM4Ktk

turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

lol adele

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/10/08/browns-fan-stabs-father-over-bet/1621399/

Bet in family over Browns game goes awry.

earlnash, Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

i'm done with everything

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

Dude, you got to at least wait until after the Bengals game.

earlnash, Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

yes, fry the browns fans like ants through god's magnifying glass

it's the final step

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 October 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 15 October 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

Browns president Mike Holmgren will retire at the end of this season and former Eagles president Joe Banner is being named the Browns new CEO effective immediately, according to league sources. New Browns owner Jimmy Haslam is expected to make the announcement today

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

I was checking out the glory years of 2012 and Indy went 11-5 with a point differential of -30

o_0

bean soup is calling my name (brownie), Saturday, 27 January 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

last 2 QBs to win games for the browns ain't even in the league anymore. that is WILD

— charles mcdonald (@FourVerts) February 16, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 16 February 2018 21:20 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXoWd1SU8AA8rHq.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link

I still can’t believe Hue Jackson still has a job but Sashi Brown got fired.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 22:20 (six years ago) link

.@joethomas73 is calling it a career.

See you in Canton, Joe.

📰 » https://t.co/BoYpcxVcIg#ThankYou73 pic.twitter.com/gzEa8Z6tPK

— Cleveland Browns (@Browns) March 14, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:12 (six years ago) link

Every QB @joethomas73 blocked for:

J. Manziel
R. Griffin III
J. Delhomme
D. Anderson
B. Weeden
C. McCoy
B. Hoyer
J. McCown
B. Quinn
J. Campbell
C. Kessler
S. Wallace
D. Kizer
K. Hogan
A. Davis
K. Dorsey
T. Lewis
C. Shaw
C. Whitehurst
B. Gradkowski
C. Frye

👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/wJPTn8NwrF

— The Checkdown (@thecheckdown) March 14, 2018

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 March 2018 00:04 (six years ago) link

wau

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 March 2018 00:21 (six years ago) link

how many of those first names do you know without looking

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, 15 March 2018 01:06 (six years ago) link

All of them.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 16 March 2018 00:16 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

she lost in extremely Browns fashion pic.twitter.com/yMPsB4UqrB

— DL (@davelozo) April 3, 2018

mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 15:22 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Will become official later today: Browns selected to be featured team on this summer’s Hard Knocks, per source.

Bonus Browns, more Mayfield.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) May 17, 2018

must see tv

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 17 May 2018 13:58 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

Everyone meet Barker Mayfield, a nine-week old spaniel mix!

Always been considered the underdog - she’s looking to find her furrrever home in Cleveland 🧡

Find her and more puppies up for adoption at our #BrownsCamp Puppy Pound! pic.twitter.com/tSzeKECCpM

— Cleveland Browns (@Browns) July 26, 2018

looks like nine weeks around the browns has already taken its toll

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

lolll

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Friday, 27 July 2018 04:34 (five years ago) link

Defnitely cooking meth in there https://t.co/RPV2OZUgoV

— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) July 26, 2018

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Friday, 27 July 2018 04:34 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Did Tyrod Taylor just break his wrist on a 4th an goal scramble in preseason

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 24 August 2018 00:47 (five years ago) link

Tyrip Taylor

brownie, Friday, 24 August 2018 00:55 (five years ago) link

Good Lord that 538 article has a lot of hyperlinks.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 24 August 2018 01:39 (five years ago) link

lmao i had no idea this thread existed, fun fact m1ke p3ttine3 is my uncle

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 24 August 2018 01:50 (five years ago) link

Are you kidding?? That’s awesome!!

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 24 August 2018 02:04 (five years ago) link

ya idk i mean i guess it's p cool but i care SO little abt football that it doesn't faze me much
from what i understand he took them from really shitty to kinda-eh but then they got shitty again and they sacked him?
how do football coaches work?? was he an ok one or did he deserve to be fired? what's the point of quickly firing someone w/o giving them a chance to build up the team? this confuses me so much

vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 24 August 2018 02:07 (five years ago) link

he had a rough deal, is a good defensive coach. he'll do well in GB

guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Friday, 24 August 2018 03:51 (five years ago) link

Updated Browns win-loss records after their win over the Eagles:

Browns record in their last 7 preseason games: 6-1

Browns record in their last 56 regular season games: 6-50

— NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) August 24, 2018

mookieproof, Friday, 24 August 2018 14:15 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmkhQcxXoAA9JOj.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 8 September 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link

Going 0-16 will do that to you.

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 8 September 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link

So is the losing streak done or does it have an asterix now?

earlnash, Sunday, 9 September 2018 23:57 (five years ago) link

four months pass...

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