Lines uttered by Arnold Scwarzenegger (as Mr Freeze) in "Batman & Robin"

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Why are the Planet Hollywood guys wasting their time with the Expendables when they could give us the John McClane & Rambo vs. Mr. Freeze movie America needs now more than ever

da croupier, Monday, 6 August 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

still think Arn was funniest in The Jayne Mansfield Story. "Chaynes!"

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 August 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

I'm detective John Igloo

― little mushroom person (abanana), Monday, July 25, 2011 6:17 PM Bookmark

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

I had forgotten this movie also has Jessie Ventura (as a security guard or something who gets kissed to death by Uma Ivy). The heads of two states were in this movie. Ugh.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

they were both in predator, too

da croupier, Monday, 6 August 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

That goes without saying.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

dying reading these poll options

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

"Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Win 1

^^^ robbed

Doctor Casino, Monday, 6 August 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

"In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!"

reductio ad burzum (flopson), Monday, 6 August 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

A laundry service that delivers is just.....what???

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 6 August 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

how did i miss this thread's revival?!?

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

the timeline goes like this iirc

--McBain says "Ice to see you" as general Arnold parody in 1994
--Batman and Robin comes out in 1997, and I end up saying "Ice to see you" to my friend like 100 times before movie comes out, pretty much every time the preview airs, annoying the piss out of him.
--I watch movie (sucks) and that line doesn't actually appear in it.

y'all wasted yr votes

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, June 5, 2009 12:47 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:39 (eleven years ago) link

It's a FREEZE country, Whiney.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

"ice to see you" was still a great icebreaker w/ friends and strangers whilst waiting on line at the theater to watch batman and robin.

KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.qkme.me/35a77t.jpg

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

LOL cannot believe that's not a line in the movie.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

i just saw the new expendables movie and any of these lines would have been preferable to what arnold says in this one.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

five months pass...

Watching this just now and after reeling in horror during the museum heist at the beginning I'm not sure that I don't see exactly what Schumacher was trying to do and am actually quite enjoying it.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

I don't see exactly what Schumacher was trying to do

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyetic

The Mini-Mamas and the Mini-Papas (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

Was thinking about this guy the other day. How angry he must have been to be so cold all the time. Just trying to make the best of things with a corny sense of humor and a life of crime.

mbvgz (how's life), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

Was thinking about this guy the other day while waiting for the bus

mbvgz (how's life), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

Was it the.... FROST-TOWN express?

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

No, it was the ICE-NINE 50.

mbvgz (how's life), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

just a lonely dude standing here thinkin' bout freeze

The Mini-Mamas and the Mini-Papas (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

ze icy Cooooold

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

I thawed I might find you here

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

IT'S WINTAH FOWEVAH HEYA GOTHA

Doctor Casino, Monday, 10 February 2014 15:55 (ten years ago) link

"Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom." is such an underrated sequence

Karl Malone, Monday, 10 February 2014 15:57 (ten years ago) link

"Looks like my freezemobile is snowed in. Guess I'll have to ride my ICICLE!"

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 February 2014 16:00 (ten years ago) link

Watched this a few weeks ago. Ridiculously enjoyable movie.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:14 (ten years ago) link

The last great Batman movie :(

pariah newsletter (seandalai), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...
eight months pass...

can this guy come back and go on a rampage please? our nation turns its melting eyes to freeze.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

cool party robbed

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

awesome spread of votes though

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

get well soon!

the late great, Friday, 30 March 2018 16:13 (six years ago) link

Get to the doctah!

how's life, Friday, 30 March 2018 16:30 (six years ago) link

arnold being 70 just seems... wrong somehow

sir chesley bonestell, qc (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 March 2018 17:16 (six years ago) link

When I was young, my brother and I spent like ten minutes trying to figure out the pun in that "laundry service" line

Vinnie, Saturday, 31 March 2018 04:27 (six years ago) link

this was kind of wild, i found about this during a checkup with my cardiologist. pretty cool to hear it was non-invasive surgery (rather than the chest-cracking one i endured at 10 months of age). maybe if i have to get surgery again i can get the Arnold version

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 31 March 2018 14:24 (six years ago) link


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