why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

weird, i opened up facebook yesterday and there were like a billion of these on my feed. when did *everyone* start doing this?

I'M REALLY SHY AT FIRST. BUT ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW ME, PREPARE TO FIND OUT WHAT'S BEHIND THE LOCKED DOOR IN MY APARTMENT.

I'm really shy at first but once you get to know me-- hey! Stay out of my freezer, okay?

why do you hide people who don't know how to not be boring on the internet from your feed, i don't understand

IM REALLY SHY AT FIRST. NOT REALLY. ALSO I WILL MURDER YOU.

i havent hid my biggest macro offenders so that ill have things to post to this thread

http://i.imgur.com/Md8yU.jpg

Lots to unpack there

its from the pov of a fish

I'm really shy at first, but once you get to know me, I will giggle into my hands and turn away because I am very shy!!!!

I think posting large macros about your ATYPICAL NEUROLOGY!!! is more of a cry for acceptance and/or help and I've done it before when I've been in really low points and realized afterwards -- wait, this was a stupid idea...

I will never have shame for resharing cute animal photos and lolcatz stuff, though; that is the fuel that drives the engine of the internet.

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/563377_433610983328839_2118212837_n.jpg

TRUST CHILDREN
TRUST CHILDREN

I dunno. I don't think I'd trust a child with my savings account, but then again they'd probably handle it better than Bank of America does...

whoever designed that seemed to want to make it as unreadable as possible.

wondering wtf john holt did as a kid that adults felt the need to make it very clear he could not be trusted

always wrote a tilde before his name

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152015689630271&set=a.10150627188135271.689866.780200270&type=1&relevant_count=1&ref=nf Nothing is more powerful than being truly affected by a tea kettle.

Gah! http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/539120_10152015689630271_711553366_n.jpg

whether it's a mountain, a rain drop, ben gibbard, feel it all

i draw the line at tea kettle

guard yr hearts good friends against tea kettles, tender little tea kettles, oh dear

woman holding gun invokes "your perfectly vulnerable beating heart"

That tea kettle's only 16 years old
Leave it alone....they say

Cousin-in-law; sorry, this is truly awful!

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/226204_442134902497724_1015517845_n.jpg

from my uncle:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/487698_412929968773081_571630185_n.jpg

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/531533_419545801430997_122930472_n.jpg

That's not Walmart, that's Ralph's. And it's for kids, not adults. Although our society is doomed.

it was $2.6bn, not $100bn

always ruining Facebook JPEGs with pedantry ;_;

xp lol i'm totally posting that in the comments

http://a.yfrog.com/img532/6928/957vi.jpg

Did Zooey go to art school or something?

could you reply with this to your uncle, re: mars landing
http://i.imgur.com/T5nUA.gif

things like this are one of the reasons i don't spend any time on facebook. have any of you guys considered just doing that?

^ the man has a point

have any of some dudes considered not reading this thread?

philip, the guy in that drawing looks disturbingly too much like Kevin Smith ...

o_O

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/304644_399493043433220_319814867_n.jpg

have any of some dudes considered not reading this thread?

― mookieproof, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i mean i haven't really, i browsed it half-interestedly and then tuned out after the 10th example of eye-rolling inanity. again, like facebook, where most of my sporadic posts are to explain why i'm never on facebook to all my family and friends who are addicted to it.

feelings can't describe tumblr? or feelingscantdescribe.tumblr?

have any of some dudes considered not reading this thread?

― mookieproof, Tuesday, August 7, 2012 11:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i mean i haven't really, i browsed it half-interestedly and then tuned out after the 10th example of eye-rolling inanity. again, like facebook, where most of my sporadic posts are to explain why i'm never on facebook to all my family and friends who are addicted to it.

― some dude, Wednesday, August 8, 2012 11:37 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can we not "do this," guys

i'm pretty good at not doing this, sure.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/255302_10151059161827943_362715644_n.jpg

rmde

90% of car doors don't need to be held open anyway, they just sorta stay open on their own

that is the most reprehensible thing i've seen all day and i hope whoever posted that gets yelled at

What 10 Romantic Things Can YOUR Boyfriend Do for YOU to Be More Like an Aurora Shooting Victim? Read more

Repost if you hold the car door open for your girlfriend. 98% of people won't repost. WILL YOU?

The tragedy in Colorado has awakened us to a troubling fact about American society: Each day, millions of women are needlessly forced to open their own car doors.

how is that not a https://twitter.com/PinterestFake tweet