See? That's hilarious and awesome. jim jim! Evie otm.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
Ohmigod Hop On Pop is Dalton's favorite book. "Hop POP! HOP POP!"
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
The "We FIGHT at NIGHT" part used to grab Beeps a little.
― pplains, Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
I mean, yikes.
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-CGICBeJ8W14/TYCd0SsH-jI/AAAAAAAAAp4/_0YCnJeWn-A/hop_on_pop_003.JPG
― pplains, Thursday, 2 August 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
what the hell are red ned ted and ed all doing in bed together is what i want to know
― tylerw, Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link
Also thinks Mrs Brown ought to be suspicious of what Mr Brown and Mr Black have been up to.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
too young to worry about mr. blonde
― giallo pudding pops (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
i have a theory that the "ted" in "red ned ted and ed in bed" is supposed to be a self-caricature of theodore "ted" geisel aka dr. seuss. it doesn't look like a normal dr. seuss character.
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 3 August 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
apparently I STILL smell like peanut butter and grasshoppers.
― giallo pudding pops (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 August 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
"so God is like a robot that flies around in space with nobody inside it?"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 3 August 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
^ after a couple of minutes of earnestly attempting an objective description of God
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 4 August 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
new board description/life motto imo
― catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 4 August 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
Ben, today, on that subject: "I'm God."
― schwantz, Sunday, 5 August 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
bookini
― how's life, Saturday, 25 August 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
even on safe-search strict, a gis for boo-ini is pretty nsfw.
― how's life, Saturday, 25 August 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
Owen, while watching a full moon come out from behind the fog:"It's Werewolf time, baby!"
― schwantz, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
otm, kid.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
i want to screen print that on the back of my hunter age 3 t-shirt
― catbus otm (gbx), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
"mom your labia smells like goats" (my 3.5 yo)
― teeny, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
omg waht?
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link
"I want to take off your face and see your skeleton face!" = Sylvie's parting shot before bed last night.
― tylerw, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
Awesome and yet slightly scary.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link
Been working on spelling, synonyms lately.
ME: [Points to picture of trash can.] Now, what is that?BEEPS: Trash.ME: That's right! Now what else could it be called?BEEPS: [Thinks hard.]ME: Gggggaaa… Think about that day of the week when I run around the house bagging stuff up, taking it to the curb. What day is that? Ggggg…..?
[b]BEEPS[/]: Wednesday?
― pplains, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
HAHAHA
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
got my first "daddy, help me!" today.
― how's life, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
it's the longest sentence she's put together so far.
― how's life, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
Got my first screamed "I NEED A FIRE TRUCK! FIRE TRUCK!" as he went to bed last night. I went in and gave him a fire truck and he was out like a light.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 19 November 2012 12:53 (eleven years ago) link
Little dude got a Thomas the Tank Engine set for his birthday. We set it up, ran the trains, pulled the cars, lost the boulders… we had a good time.
Man took one of this trains to bed with him and slept like a rock holding that thing. One of those OH COME ON cute moments that you think only happens in Hallmark commercials.
― pplains, Monday, 19 November 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
We bought a Thomas set for a friend's kit & she reported the same "train in bed" development - too cute!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 19 November 2012 14:59 (eleven years ago) link
Abby saw a boy playing with a football on Saturday morning, and asked for one all day long. "Foo-bah. Foo-bah. Foo-bah." So that night I took her and her brother out to the sporting goods store and bought them each size-appropriate footballs. At about two in the morning, she woke up screaming "Foo-bah! Foooooooo-BAH!" I couldn't find hers, but I managed to find the bigger one that I got for her brother. She snuggled up with it and went back to sleep.
― Judah Ben Ghazi (how's life), Monday, 19 November 2012 14:59 (eleven years ago) link
Kid obviously, not kit xp
My wife and I are genuinely concerned about the amount of crap in my son's crib. It's like he sleeping in a toy box.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 19 November 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
While I was changing a particularly nasty diaper this morning:
"Minnie Mouse butt."
― how's life, Friday, 23 November 2012 01:20 (eleven years ago) link
as we drove home yesterday, "gangsta's paradise" was on the radio, and as it faded down to just the choir at the very end, evie asked "is this christmas music?"
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 29 November 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
Wait - she's old enough to be asking stuff like that?! Mind blown.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
Wasn't this kid just born?
Last night, as we were putting her to sleep, Abby kept moaning "Pink binkie...gone! Blue binkie...gone!" which was weird because she had both of those binkies in her possession (alternating between mouth and hand). My best guess is that she's got some anxiety about losing them.
― how's life, Thursday, 29 November 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
she's 2 years 4 months now
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 29 November 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
Insane. Also, I have no idea what two year old are like but that seems like an impressive thing to recognize - that choral stuff might be Christmas music. Smart girl! :)
― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 29 November 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
they've been talking about christmas at her day care a lot, so it's on her mind. they probably listened to christmas music there and that's where she picked it up. but she's a little brainiac too.
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 29 November 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
Couple funny ones:
Kathy: Guess what I ordered for you guys today?Owen: What?!Kathy: Socks and underwear!Owen: I'm not interested in that.
Ben: (raises hand)Kathy: What?Ben: Guess which kind of excuse me that was?Kathy: What?Ben: Guess!Kathy: I don't know, Ben.Ben: The fart kind!
― schwantz, Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
from my friend:
"W***** delivered the ultimate insult to N***** this morning (N***** was being VERY annoying!) "N*****, YOU ARE A PANDA THAT EATS BAMBOO"Wow, thats telling her."
― just1n3, Friday, 7 December 2012 07:11 (eleven years ago) link
Wow, that's telling her.
― pplains, Friday, 7 December 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
my friend posted a photo of her 5 year old's letter to Santa (which fking stupid instagram won't let me share so here's my story in words)
He didn't ask for anything, instead posed a question:
"how dO you make raindeer magic fOOdwrite here ---> (left space for Santa's answer"
more than anything I just love "raindeer"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 10 December 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
"is that guy from a long time ago?"
"that's copernicus. he figured out that the earth goes around the sun"
"is he dead now?"
"yeah, he died a long time ago"
"poor guy"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
Historical: I got in from work, the Queen Mother's funeral procession was on the TV.
Amber (age 4) "It's the queen mother."Me: "Oh"Amber ".... She's in that box."
― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link
Me: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?Evie: four!
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 17 December 2012 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
irl lols
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 December 2012 02:57 (eleven years ago) link