Kids say the darndest things

See? That's hilarious and awesome. jim jim! Evie otm.

Ohmigod Hop On Pop is Dalton's favorite book. "Hop POP! HOP POP!"

The "We FIGHT at NIGHT" part used to grab Beeps a little.

I mean, yikes.

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-CGICBeJ8W14/TYCd0SsH-jI/AAAAAAAAAp4/_0YCnJeWn-A/hop_on_pop_003.JPG

what the hell are red ned ted and ed all doing in bed together is what i want to know

Also thinks Mrs Brown ought to be suspicious of what Mr Brown and Mr Black have been up to.

too young to worry about mr. blonde

i have a theory that the "ted" in "red ned ted and ed in bed" is supposed to be a self-caricature of theodore "ted" geisel aka dr. seuss. it doesn't look like a normal dr. seuss character.

apparently I STILL smell like peanut butter and grasshoppers.

"so God is like a robot that flies around in space with nobody inside it?"

^ after a couple of minutes of earnestly attempting an objective description of God

"so God is like a robot that flies around in space with nobody inside it?"

new board description/life motto imo

Ben, today, on that subject: "I'm God."

bookini

even on safe-search strict, a gis for boo-ini is pretty nsfw.

Owen, while watching a full moon come out from behind the fog:
"It's Werewolf time, baby!"

"so God is like a robot that flies around in space with nobody inside it?"

otm, kid.

i want to screen print that on the back of my hunter age 3 t-shirt

"mom your labia smells like goats" (my 3.5 yo)

omg waht?

"I want to take off your face and see your skeleton face!" = Sylvie's parting shot before bed last night.

Awesome and yet slightly scary.

Been working on spelling, synonyms lately.

ME: [Points to picture of trash can.] Now, what is that?
BEEPS: Trash.
ME: That's right! Now what else could it be called?
BEEPS: [Thinks hard.]
ME: Gggggaaa… Think about that day of the week when I run around the house bagging stuff up, taking it to the curb. What day is that? Ggggg…..?

[b]BEEPS[/]: Wednesday?

HAHAHA

got my first "daddy, help me!" today.

it's the longest sentence she's put together so far.

Got my first screamed "I NEED A FIRE TRUCK! FIRE TRUCK!" as he went to bed last night. I went in and gave him a fire truck and he was out like a light.

Little dude got a Thomas the Tank Engine set for his birthday. We set it up, ran the trains, pulled the cars, lost the boulders… we had a good time.

Man took one of this trains to bed with him and slept like a rock holding that thing. One of those OH COME ON cute moments that you think only happens in Hallmark commercials.

We bought a Thomas set for a friend's kit & she reported the same "train in bed" development - too cute!

Abby saw a boy playing with a football on Saturday morning, and asked for one all day long. "Foo-bah. Foo-bah. Foo-bah." So that night I took her and her brother out to the sporting goods store and bought them each size-appropriate footballs. At about two in the morning, she woke up screaming "Foo-bah! Foooooooo-BAH!" I couldn't find hers, but I managed to find the bigger one that I got for her brother. She snuggled up with it and went back to sleep.

Kid obviously, not kit xp

My wife and I are genuinely concerned about the amount of crap in my son's crib. It's like he sleeping in a toy box.

While I was changing a particularly nasty diaper this morning:

"Minnie Mouse butt."

as we drove home yesterday, "gangsta's paradise" was on the radio, and as it faded down to just the choir at the very end, evie asked "is this christmas music?"

Wait - she's old enough to be asking stuff like that?! Mind blown.

Wasn't this kid just born?

Last night, as we were putting her to sleep, Abby kept moaning "Pink binkie...gone! Blue binkie...gone!" which was weird because she had both of those binkies in her possession (alternating between mouth and hand). My best guess is that she's got some anxiety about losing them.

she's 2 years 4 months now

Insane. Also, I have no idea what two year old are like but that seems like an impressive thing to recognize - that choral stuff might be Christmas music. Smart girl! :)

they've been talking about christmas at her day care a lot, so it's on her mind. they probably listened to christmas music there and that's where she picked it up. but she's a little brainiac too.

Couple funny ones:

Kathy: Guess what I ordered for you guys today?
Owen: What?!
Kathy: Socks and underwear!
Owen: I'm not interested in that.

Ben: (raises hand)
Kathy: What?
Ben: Guess which kind of excuse me that was?
Kathy: What?
Ben: Guess!
Kathy: I don't know, Ben.
Ben: The fart kind!

lol

from my friend:

"W***** delivered the ultimate insult to N***** this morning (N***** was being VERY annoying!) "N*****, YOU ARE A PANDA THAT EATS BAMBOO"
Wow, thats telling her."

from my friend:

"W***** delivered the ultimate insult to N***** this morning (N***** was being VERY annoying!) "N*****, YOU ARE A PANDA THAT EATS BAMBOO"
Wow, thats telling her."

Wow, that's telling her.

my friend posted a photo of her 5 year old's letter to Santa (which fking stupid instagram won't let me share so here's my story in words)

He didn't ask for anything, instead posed a question:

"how dO you make raindeer magic fOOd
write here ---> (left space for Santa's answer"

more than anything I just love "raindeer"

"is that guy from a long time ago?"

"that's copernicus. he figured out that the earth goes around the sun"

"is he dead now?"

"yeah, he died a long time ago"

"poor guy"

Historical: I got in from work, the Queen Mother's funeral procession was on the TV.

Amber (age 4) "It's the queen mother."
Me: "Oh"
Amber ".... She's in that box."

Me: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
Evie: four!

irl lols