Kelsey Grammer looks like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

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i hope his tattoo is a photo-realistic copy of http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/1/30/1327915659498/64th-Annual-Directors-Gui-032.jpg

you're all going to hello (Z S), Thursday, 2 August 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

http://d3rm69wky8vagu.cloudfront.net/article-photos/large/3.160590.jpg

this Boss poster cracks me up every time I pass it on the subway. They're so nonchalant compared to that woman in Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

da croupier, Saturday, 11 August 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link

^ditto; file under too much time on ilx.

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 August 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Jay Thomas (who played Carla's husband, Eddie LeBec): I would see Kelsey sometimes at 5 o'clock in the morning with no shoes on, pushing a sports car down the street with a half [passed-out] woman in the passenger seat. I'm pulling in to get gas, and I go, "Hey Kelsey! What are you doing?" And he goes, "Well hey, how are you?"

Hungry4Ass, Thursday, 27 September 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

I like the "sometimes", which would seem to indicate that this exact scenario played out multiple times.

Old Lunch, Thursday, 27 September 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link

He stormed off Piers Morgan recently because they ran a picture of Camille (not because Morgan is a nitwit).

emilys., Thursday, 27 September 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link

lol i also immediately though of this thread when i read that anecdote, and also wondered 'is he sure she was only passed out...and not dead?'

balls, Friday, 28 September 2012 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

The editorial change to his quote, "with a half [passed-out] woman..." has me wondering.

Half-pissed?

Half- fucked up?

Half - [makes thwwwpt sound with tongue]?

pplains, Friday, 28 September 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

half-dead

wood grain, chestnut / cody, CHESNUTT (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 28 September 2012 04:32 (eleven years ago) link

nice deflection from kels there, answering jay's question with another question

omar little, Friday, 28 September 2012 04:35 (eleven years ago) link

can't stop imagining kelsey grammer appearing whenever an mc shouts IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN KELLS

let's get the banned back together (schlump), Friday, 28 September 2012 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

watching a Cheers where Diane says "just when my life seemed to be at its darkest, I met Frasier Crane"

captain keefaroo (some dude), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

That bearded grin above leaves me imagining a Hanneke/Grammer collab.

Chief Duff (Eazy), Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Kelsey Grammer looks has always looked like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

says a future man to his crystal son (reddening), Sunday, 3 February 2013 06:38 (eleven years ago) link

Roz bring me my compact disc player. I want to listen to some classical music.

jaymc, Sunday, 3 February 2013 06:39 (eleven years ago) link

"The suspected shooter has been identified as 15- year old Allen Kelsey Grammer, a theater student at Pine Crest School."

christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 3 February 2013 06:41 (eleven years ago) link

almost looks like

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c163/wvferrell/dlr.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 3 February 2013 07:08 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

holy fucking shit u guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzMbIJpK-iU

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 12 April 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

William (Bill) Cary Zucker is an American actor, comedian, writer, performer and musician. He has often been associated with Kelsey Grammer, Jenny McCarthy, Gene Simmons and Dog The Bounty Hunter in various projects. He is a classically trained musician and can play Guitar (acoustic and electric), Pianos, Synthesizers and Strings, Drums and Percussion, Violin, Harmonica, Bass and assorted other stringed instruments.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 12 April 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

that zucker video is so aggressively unfunny and odd

gr8 tr∞lls i have known (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 April 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

Kelsey Grammer, Jenny McCarthy, Gene Simmons and Dog The Bounty Hunter

I had to look up Dog to confirm that he was crazy.

abanana, Saturday, 13 April 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link

i hope i will never grow tired of that video, ZS

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Saturday, 13 April 2013 09:44 (eleven years ago) link

the sound he made at 0:10 signaled the dead of a million puppies.

the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 13 April 2013 10:10 (eleven years ago) link

also the dead of my English skills.

the kind of man who best draws girls' eyeballs (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 13 April 2013 10:12 (eleven years ago) link

This outtake from X-Men 3. There are no words.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvHW1oIKUxI

It's like some lost episode of Frasier where Dr Crane has inexplicably been cast in a Hollywood blockbuster, and has decided to over-egg his small supporting role by inserting Shakespeare quotations into the script at every opportunity.

Pheeel, Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

If only they could have gotten Tony Randall/Felix Unger in on it too.

What About The Half That's Never Been POLLed (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

lmao

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

is that scene supposed to be funny?

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

they did a re-shoot so they could put an im the juggernaut bitch bit in there, but they didnt have the stones to keep this in

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

Should be re-cut with Sideshow Bob.

Pope Frank is the messenger of your doom (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 14 April 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

would been better if everybody looks at each other, shrugs, says "um, yeah okay"

gr8 tr∞lls i have known (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 April 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

Oh here's the video I posted in the other thread. Oops!

polyphonic, Monday, 15 April 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

That's not necessary.

pplains, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 13:22 (eleven years ago) link

Imagine being the recipient of that direct eye contact

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

https://mlkshk.com/r/QO3P

Dan I., Saturday, 4 May 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...
one month passes...
three weeks pass...

Whenever this thread is bumped, I always expect a TMZ link to something horrible.

only dogg forgives (Eazy), Monday, 29 July 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link

He's like the result of a summertime tryst in wollongong between a grammer and a guttenberg

sktsh, Monday, 29 July 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link

yeah i know some ppl don't like the later episodes but i think flight of the conchords kept getting better and better

hello :) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:44 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

classic episode

Ottworks SKG (stevie), Friday, 30 August 2013 06:32 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I'm probably the only one who sees Kelsey Grammer and thinks of Funhouse pinball...

http://www.nndb.com/people/043/000022974/grammer.jpg
http://waste.org/~knobs/images/funhouse/rudy_animated1.gif

Low down bad refrigerator (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link


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