o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

Drinking : I don't drink

LIES

http://yourmasque.com/about

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7a0w69iZh1rxt7jlo1_500.jpg

http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/kurt-stallaert-bodybuilders-world
http://api.ning.com/files/04UGNaRQ3yUxMyky5-zHlFDCo7oUUvlyaTzUFG*yXaP2HFhe9HZLx9qNgW2whK-WuW*tVK0B*c*yN9UTCbCKO8Q40xcMTt3h/kurtstallaertbodybuildersworld4.jpeg
"digitally altered", but still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yag7SH24qU

http://gifsoup.com/view7/2898928/winnie-the-pooh-eating-hunny-o.gif

now i have that song stuck in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl8TsBRy3QQ

I promise to never search for videos featuring twins.

Here come the TWINS
Watch out for the stupid things they do

How about a bottle of water? Or a soft drink? or a Bucket of Water? He THOUGHT he was helping me WASH the motorhome. HEY!! That's not helping me. Sitting in a chair reading when along comes the TWIN.
What the heck, you are splashing me. That will be enough of that. GOTCHA. I hope that was not your favorite shirt. IN the pool you go. OOPS Lost my footing, In the pool I go too. Now you see what you made me do? HERE I AM, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN ALONG COMES THE TWIN WITH THE HOSE AND LATER I FOUND HIM SITTING ALONE. "PAYBACKS" ARE HELL it is now time to take a shower. Are you sure this is big enough for both of us in here? Suck your gut in and it will be. Hey that water is COLD. SHUT UP! This was your idea. That is all for this show.

Something very

http://i.imgur.com/9IgLw.jpg

about all of that.

so many unanswered questions.

goin in the kitchen for a fresh ballcap

fuck washing a hat

That mirror is off.

I mean, if you're going to put something like this together...

the spider thing good god the spider thing

no. just NO
http://gawker.com/5933292/terrifying-urban-legend-comes-to-life-as-spider-found-livin…

http://i.imgur.com/a31iw.jpg

suppose 'ear' is a more charitable interpretation than the alternative 'eight-eyed spider in my... vagina?!' one

remove bookmark from thread omg I hate you all

It doesn't help that that is the grossest looking spider ever.

http://i.imgur.com/rW3jq.jpg

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/06/national/main2765207.shtml

They were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrums

UGH I AM SO ITCHY

I mean I guess it's good that it didn't lay eggs or burrow in there. If you're going to get a spider in your ear I feel like this is the best possible outcome.

When he irrigated the ear, the first spider came out, dead. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.

Jesse was given the spiders — now both dead — as a souvenir. He has taken them to school and his mother has taken them to work.

jesse: cool as hell
jesse's mom: the fuck is wrong with you

How I feel about this thread now:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyhljfcGcm1rnxylgo1_500.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNoadn11c6A

too long, didn't fap

begging for a poll:

http://i.imgur.com/eXUhU.jpg

I see an Onion one sneaked in there.

amanda is about to confront her fear of chickens for the first time

pulling for you amanda!

Maury is the weirdest fucking show

which one is the onion? I don't recognize any except Kick A Ginger Day, which I've seen on Cracked and other joke sites..

the fox news one (obama/biden - osama bin laden - coincidence?) one has got to be fake...right? right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbn6In9aSGo

this is just unbelievable

maury is kind of a terrible person

oh the cotton ball maury is classic

for some reason it's not coming thoguh with sound for me right now though

The Onion bit is at D-5, pedophile tips from their Today Now! show.

Gary Spivey is for real?

http://www.garyspivey.com/

I'm kinda feeling darren

i kinda wish i was cottonball woman's husband just so i could beat maury's ass with a crowbar

gayatri spivack sock

Wonder what Toilet Paper Lady does after she takes a shit.

wad of cotton balls

http://youtu.be/JWD0wUmO8jk

I mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWD0wUmO8jk

!!