Skyfall: Bond #23

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lmao

max, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

looks like it was m that actually lost the flash drive

max, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

i hate that movies now have to be all like "you think you know fear... this guy is the scariest guy EVER!!!" cuz of course he's not going to actually be

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

its cool how that was deflated as soon as we see bardem in his blonde wig

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

idk man that kinda skeeves me out

goole, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

be cool if they just pulled walken's zoran wig out of mothballs

goole, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

it made me think of chris walken as max zorim

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

beaten...

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

In that 2nd pic he looks like Lance Henricksen with collagen injections

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

Or octomom with a new haircut and dye job.

LISTEN TO THIS BRAD (Nicole), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

They need to quit being so cautious and let Tarantino direct one, someday.

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, January 6, 2010 11:14 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM oh shit I wrote that

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

“The reason they did Casino Royale all comes down to me,” Quentin said.

“I made it a point, I said I wanted to do Casino Royale. They were already on record as saying the movie was unfilmable but then after I said it and talked about it for a little bit — then the big thing on all the internets was that that was what all the fans wanted to see and so that’s when they said, ‘Oh, maybe it’s not so un-filmable.’

“Actually if I had done the film, I wouldn’t have done it with Daniel Craig, I would have done it with Pierce Brosnan.”

yeah, that would have been great

Number None, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

I'd be up for a book of interviews in which Tarantino takes credit for other successful films he didn't make.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

Tarantino talks about how he would have filmed Ben Hur: "Like, yeah. Instead of chariots, they would have been racing 70's muscle cars..."

Jeremy Clarkson Sex Face (snoball), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

they allegedly used a bunch of tarantino's ideas in the 06 CR

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

i hate that movies now have to be all like "you think you know fear... this guy is the scariest guy EVER!!!" cuz of course he's not going to actually be

― joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, July 31, 2012 11:58 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its cool how that was deflated as soon as we see bardem in his blonde wig

― Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, July 31, 2012 3:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol totally, he looks like a fred armisen character

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

gotta give it to him for being consistent in playing bad guys with weird hair

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

lol totally, he looks like a fred armisen character

^ actually thought it was Armisen for a couple seconds while watching the trailer

I DIED, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

tbqf this movie looks dope and it appears to be a pretty cleanly directed flick, with none of that that marc forster jiggle cam shit from QoS.

omar little, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 07:08 (eleven years ago) link

watched QoS again the other night and still think it rocks bells, meanwhile Mendes is the biggest cunt on god's green earth and i am wildly cautious

Shrimpface Killah (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 07:10 (eleven years ago) link

a lot of work has gone into making Bond super awesome again and i can see it being pissed away in one long windy makes you think monologue

Shrimpface Killah (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 07:11 (eleven years ago) link

QOS sounded good on paper - shortest Bond ever, I think?, pretty kickass Bond girl, etc. - but Forster just bungled the action up too badly.

Simon H., Wednesday, 1 August 2012 07:44 (eleven years ago) link

it also had the lowest stakes of any bond ever iirc... didnt the bad guy want to like corner the bolivian water market or something

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, they pretty much set up this shadowy organization and the villain was a member using their resources to corner the water market. It was kind of an understated "DON'T YOU SEE oil isn't the only valuable resource" plot.

your native bacon (mh), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

my heart's beating a little faster just reading that

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

I thought that was a super Bond-y plot twist tbh

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

also I <3 Mathieu Amalric, but I remember his villain being pretty damn pathetic.

Simon H., Wednesday, 1 August 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

It was really not a great Bond film, but then I can't conceive any Bondometer that scores Craig higher than Brosnan, so..

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

borsnan

goole, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

yeah roman polanski jr. was a crummy villain

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

I thought Brosnan was a good Bond, but the films became very much late-period Bond where there's more goofy shit and gadgets than intrigue and seduction. The action is cranked-up to new levels in the Craig films, but I feel like the "blunt instrument" angle of the new films is a good departure.

QoS having an understated threat is kind of a non-starter when you remember that Casino Royale's main section was about beating the investment specialist of a criminal organization in cards to try to turn him. The exploding plane section was more intense, but it was the setup.

your native bacon (mh), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

If anything, the water plotline of QoS was taken directly from the news: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_Cochabamba_protests

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

I hope whoever decided that what Bond needed was ripped-from-the-headlines verisimilitude got thoroughly sacked.

Simon H., Wednesday, 1 August 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

^^^

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

new trailer looks really awesome

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

you could probably make a good bond movie about bolivian water stealing or whatever, but it would just have to be like, written better, and directed better

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

i haven't watched the new trailer yet; i hope badem's good: i see him & he just seems like the exact same villain they have now, like a well dressed pouty guy with serious hair. they should mix it up a lil. get a really big, comely & charismatic guy. or a cool talking animal. like a tiger. the action in james bond films now just seems to be him running over terracotta tiled roofs & through narrow fruit stall littered streets.

, Blogger (schlump), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

new trailer looks really awesome

― Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, August 1, 2012 4:13 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agreed tho tbh i can't get armisen out of my head now

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

did they do the willem-dafoe-in-wild-at-heart thing to his teeth?

goole, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

<3 the californians btw

goole, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

That is frankly stunning.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 October 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

I am also stunned - I'd have thought she could at least gone the extra yard and worked in something on the moon/june theme.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 5 October 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

go Epworth is all i can say. cool bastard.

piscesx, Friday, 5 October 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, the actual song isn't much but her voice plus that production sounds pretty great, sounds like a fucking bond theme. i welcome its oncoming unavoidableness.

balls, Friday, 5 October 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

anyone who thought chris cornell and jack white were good candidates for bond themes should be fired from any job.

omar little, Friday, 5 October 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link

Cogoddamnsign

Ned Raggett, Friday, 5 October 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link

sounds like a fucking bond theme. i welcome its oncoming unavoidableness.

I just hope that the movie is worthy of the song!

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 5 October 2012 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

i like 'die another day' but feel madonna missed a real opportunity to go big adult contemporary power ballad there. ever since she got blatantly terrified of being old she's completely ignored that aspect of her sound, at least as big a part of her prime as bringing danceteria to top 40. also got too optimistic at first that this would just shoehorn the title in in passing like 'nobody does it better' did but nope pretty soon 'skyfall' kept popping up like that is a term anglophones actually commonly use. it's like they feel the need to amplify the fact that these recent bond (ie post roger moore) movies have awkward titles.

balls, Friday, 5 October 2012 01:58 (eleven years ago) link


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