the most important election of your lifetime: 2012 american general election thread

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"This is either a fib, designed to insulate him from whatever minimal fallout there is from owning a dressage horse"

yes it's a fib, dummy

goole, Thursday, 26 July 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

"sure, he owns a dressage horse, but it's not like he watches it. he's a regular guy. just like me."

Mordy, Thursday, 26 July 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

either that or horses, being animals, are not money or political power so mitt isn't particularly interested in them.

goole, Thursday, 26 July 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

I wasn't comparing the circumstances, just how the fact of not-watching stretches credulity to the breaking point. I would think that, no matter how bored you might be by the event, watching your wife's horse compete in the Olympics would be automatic. That's all.

clemenza, Thursday, 26 July 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

He's so rich he doesn't even have to watch the dressage horse

Moodles, Thursday, 26 July 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

i think maybe i have a horse in the olympics or something, idk w/e lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

oh c'mon this is such a manufactured controversy who among us hasn't run a horse in the olympics? yawn.

Mordy, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

srsly can we focus on the real issues here folks like how obama totally hates the small business people who are literally the beating heart of this great nation

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

Obama is beating the horse of this great nation

Moodles, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link

Romney hires a dude to watch his wife's horse compete in dressage. HE IS THAT RICH.

Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

A wealthy married couple find themselves suddenly in strait circumstances

"Maybe you should learn to cook and clean so we can fire our maid," said the man to his wife.

"Maybe you should learn to fuck me and we can fire the gardener."

goole, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

idk maybe that joke isn't pertinent, i just like it

goole, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

I enjoyed it

Moodles, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

Romney hires a dude to watch his wife's horse compete in dressage. HE IS THAT RICH.

And burnishing his reputation as a proven job-creator.

clemenza, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

not to beat a dead horse but i hired someone to enjoy that joke for me

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

"Maybe you should learn to fuck me and we can fire the gardener sell the horse."

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

thinking abt romney calling into question englands olympic preparedness he really does seem to believe the salt lake games are his grandest achievement and is willing to preemptively attack anyone who might suppose theyre equal to the standard he set

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:17 (eleven years ago) link

lol he is a petty arrogant guy

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/502053/ROMNEY-ON-A-HORSE-TWO.jpg

Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

you call this an Olympiad!

that's why Love made the weirdos (brownie), Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

ROMNEY-ON-A-HORSE-TWO.jpg

goole, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/romneys-dancing-horse-competes/story?id=16162590#.UBGK_DFSQqm

The Romneys' horse, Rafalca, will compete, however, performing to music personally selected by the Republican presidential candidate.

o mitt

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

awesome, the horse is going to perform to Metal Machine Music

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

isn't Rafalca the name of the Metallica-Lou collab?

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

the full, unedited romney quote is actually

I have to tell you. This is Ann’s sport. I’m not even sure which day the sport goes on. She will get the chance to see it, I will not be watching the event. I hope her horse does well. But dressage as a sport has really declined since the halcyon days when Rubinstein, the legendary stallion of yore, roamed the meadows. Where dressage was once noble, now it has descended to the reach of commoners like yourself. I have issued a memo, directed at Ann, to notify her of my disdain, but she persists in disobeying me. I am so riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

you're all going to hello (Z S), Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

lolll

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2012/07/26/romney_book_britain_is_a_tiny_island_that_makes_stuff_nobody_wants

England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn't make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn't been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler's ambitions.

romdog otm

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

quality hashtag https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23romneyshambles

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

Amarlie ‏@marabout40
"Mitt Romney wants to know whether we're ready! Are we ready?" -Boris Johnson asks crowd in Hyde Park http://bbc.in/MMjOla #RomneyShambles

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

pitiful small roads and houses, just ghastly

lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

man if bor-jo isn't down with your rich ass you have truly fucked it all up

goole, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

thank you for the mental image of Boris Johnson in the Black Widow costume, dick

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

that is all you buddy

goole, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn't make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn't been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler's ambitions.

haha idk why but this reminds me of gisele shit-talking the patriots

goole, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

you have to admire the british joy in just straight up ragging on a guy

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

mitt should go to parliament and they can do their yelling and whistling think at him

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

prob time to sic those 28 Days Later zombies on Mittens

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

Mitt really does sound like a Fred Willard character... and his first name IS Willard!

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

ZS your Romney quote post is all fucking time

tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

stating the obvious but its amazing how the whole point of this trip was to demonstrate mitts statesman bona fides and he fucked it up immediately

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

like its not like he was doing something else and he made an offhanded gaffe, his gaffe directly contradicted the thing he was trying to do

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

Pffff Mitt's Olympics couldn't even rustle up one crazy anti-abortion bomber like Atlanta did. You call that planning?

Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Thursday, 26 July 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

i think this kind of sums it up.

"Mitt Romney is perhaps the only politician who could start a trip that was supposed to be a charm offensive by being utterly devoid of charm and mildly offensive."

caek, Thursday, 26 July 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, as much as i complain about obama, i can't imagine him messing up on romney's scale. i mean it only took him about 25 minutes to piss off the whole country, new record

you're all going to hello (Z S), Thursday, 26 July 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

England (sic)

caek, Thursday, 26 July 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ republicans on #romneyshambles

Kevin Eder ‏@keder
Gosh, it's almost like Mitt said his economic plan worked when it didn't or told small biz owners "you didn't build that." #RomneyShambles

"Worse than Sarah Palin"? So the British need to drudge up a tired and debunked meme about Palin's intelligence? #RomneyShambles

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

Possibly inconvenient whenever Republicans express their contempt for Obama's supposed self-regard:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/mitt-romney-issued-comically-bizarre-cartoon-mitt

clemenza, Thursday, 26 July 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

what will he say in poland?

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 July 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

CFLancop ‏@CFLancop
London can't even keep children from tearing their city apart and now they're testy that Romney has concerns about Olympics? #RomneyShambles

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 July 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

xp, England (sic)

caek, Thursday, 26 July 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link


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