Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony

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bat-cutie mark

contenderizer, Monday, 23 July 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/cihk7.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 5 August 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

Cackling here

mythical mickey rourke jacket (latebloomer), Sunday, 5 August 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know what to make of that.

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Sunday, 5 August 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Kinkie_Pie

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 12 August 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

bronies unite! take back the night!

the late great, Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

super-patriot rainbow dash looks hilarious

contenderizer, Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

srsly though this thread title needs to be changed, i've been checking this thread for i don't know how long and i still haven't met any other bronies on it

the late great, Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

important-message-about-the-bronycon-orgy

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

meet "cronies" - senior citizens who are fans of my little pony

the late great, Sunday, 12 August 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

"clop"

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 August 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

"slow clop"

the late great, Monday, 13 August 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

s1ocki we're waiting for that message!!!

the late great, Monday, 13 August 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link

i feel like bronies are just juggalos with an internet connection

frogbs, Monday, 13 August 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

not sure if that's a truth bomb or a misfire

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 August 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

juggalos have internet too imo

the late great, Monday, 13 August 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

"clop"

^ hope the OED's up on this

contenderizer, Monday, 13 August 2012 04:55 (eleven years ago) link

urbandictionary is up on it

the late great, Monday, 13 August 2012 05:00 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/UPEuL.png

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 August 2012 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A BRONIE

frogbs, Monday, 20 August 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/zOLfA.jpg

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 August 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

haha bronie more like pwnie amirite

*slaps ade on back*

the late great, Monday, 20 August 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

boom tubes iirc

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Monday, 27 August 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

boom hooves

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Monday, 27 August 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

#savekerpy

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Monday, 27 August 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

I would read a Hungry4Ass brony tumblr all day

jjjdoom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

oh man

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:41 (eleven years ago) link

60.

I Googled patriotpony1986's OKCupid profile and the rest of it, and it just gets sadder and sadder and sadder.

It's also probably a hoax: the pic's connected to a Norwegian dude on a MLP site.

Michael Daddino, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:45 (eleven years ago) link

yea i didn't think it could be real

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

lol i just came here with that

goole, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

59.

Here's more of the profile:

My self-summary
I am a proud conservative American and brony (male My Little Pony fan). I work very hard to enmesh the philosophy of Ayn Rand within the framework of tolerance and love espoused by Pink Pie and friends. I'm something of an intellectual, and would love to discuss politics or cartoons with somepony near me in the future. Please understand that if we were to meet, I AM THE MAN in the relationship.

What I’m doing with my life
Trying to finish the first draft of my e-book entitled Serfdom in Equestria, an expose on the liberal agenda slowly eroding freedom in the My Little Pony universe.

I’m really good at
Fashion

The first things people usually notice about me
My swag.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My Little Pony, The Fountainhead, The Bible

I spend a lot of time thinking about
The war on men's rights currently taking place in the United States.

On a typical Friday night I am
Arguing with imbeciles on the Internet.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a rare penile deformity. Ask me about it! If only Dr. Paul would start seeing male patients...

I’m looking for

--Girls who like guys
--Ages 20–31
--Near me
--For new friends

You should message me if
You don't mind supporting a high functioning autistic who has been on social security disability for seven years.

Michael Daddino, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

Ah, I just saw that screencap on tumblr. The full profile makes the fakeness clear.

I did see a kid who looked very similar to him (wearing a fedora and a my little pony t-shirt) when I was out last weekend -- I know we have joked about the fedoras but I didn't really expect a brony to be that stereotypical-looking.

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

did you see the group shot at the top of the thread

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

I was near a anime/comic convention last weekend and saw not one, but two young men wearing brony shirts, and I can safely say that 2/2 were exactly as you imagine (#1: fedora, #2: very long hair & short beard)

#1 Thwartstop Prospect (Will M.), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

did you see the group shot at the top of the thread

Sure, but not every one had a fedora! Maybe that's how they are able to identify each other in public? ¯\(°_o)/¯

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

every last one of these people has a fedora

every

single

one

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

society judges belittles them for their tastes, so it's how they show their class, sophistication and rejection of modern values outwardly

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

the worst thing that "nerd culture" ever did to itself was to fetishize poor socialization.

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

nerd = poor socialization

culture = what we call a pile of fetishes

stop smokin so much w33d man, help you think clearer

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:50 (eleven years ago) link

i mean to say what is nerd culture other than fetishizing poor socialization

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:51 (eleven years ago) link

it's a good point, but I think there's a way for the whole nerdy fandom popcultural milieu to exist w/o letting its adolescents grow up into adults who are still proud of how bad they are at getting along w/ people

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:56 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDS_YABbh6w

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

atheist, nod, wisdom, frankfurters, little, pony, chimney, santa, burp, guadeloupe, brassiere, nimrod, candelabra

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:02 (eleven years ago) link

i mean to say what is nerd culture other than fetishizing poor socialization

― the late great, Wednesday, August 29, 2012 8:51 PM (14 minutes ago)

fetishizing other stuff to soothe the pain of poor socialization

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:07 (eleven years ago) link

^ this is the pure shit, first principles. actually fetishizing poor socialization and "nerd culture" itself comes later, when late capitalism fucks its own third eye.

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

powerful image

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:11 (eleven years ago) link


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