Bryce Harper, catcher and Scott Boras advisee

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Stay tuned after the game to find out why Ozzie Guillen thinks Bryce is a "fucking piece of shit."

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

game recognize game

mookieproof, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

This kid is pissing off all the right ppl

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 15 July 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

someone translate

van smack, Monday, 16 July 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

"he went like this," he said, gurning, "something something..."

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 07:12 (eleven years ago) link

Fouled a ball hard off his own left ankle trying to bunt, came out of the game at the start of the 3rd.

Neil Jung (WmC), Saturday, 21 July 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1269418/rollins.gif

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

.248/.324/.401

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

ROY

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

i figured he'd have to cool down at some point this year though, god-like talent or not. he's going to be great someday, though, and soon.

^novel analysis

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Has a 19-year-old ever scored 100 runs? Harper scored one tonight, so he'd need six more in the Nationals' six remaining games. (Ott, Mantle, and Griffey didn't.)

clemenza, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

Buddy Lewis had 100 runs for the Senators in 1936, turning 20 in August of that year. Harper may or may not get to 100 runs but he's on pace for 114 runs if he'd played the full season instead of starting in late April.

Sadly, 99.99 percent of sheeple will never wake up (I DIED), Friday, 28 September 2012 07:25 (eleven years ago) link

I vaguely recognize the name...Best thing in the world for Harper this year has been Trout. When Harper was slumping during the summer, all the media focus had shifted to Trout. Between Washington's surprise season and the messy Strasburg situation, I'm sure a spotlight would have normally been squarely on Harper in the middle of all that; as is, his own troubles got barely any attention that I noticed. (Maybe a different story locally.) So he played through that, and now he's having his best month yet.

clemenza, Friday, 28 September 2012 11:33 (eleven years ago) link

seven months pass...

Thought there'd be mention of Fred Lynn somewhere in this, but no:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mlb/news/20130521/bryce-harper/?sct=hp_t13_a6&eref=sihp

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 04:10 (ten years ago) link

supposedly bryce harper bunted twice yesterday. TWICE.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link

Soriano has talked to BH since, but...

"It may not have been a catch-able ball, but if we're positioned the right way, there might have been a different outcome. With two outs, I could tell my four-year-old son, 'You know where you need to play,' and he would go to the right spot to make the play. It's not an excuse, and I'm not speaking badly about anybody, but I think that's how you play the game.''

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2013/5/22/4355532/rafael-soriano-bryce-harper-nationals-giants-walk-off

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Friday, 24 May 2013 11:29 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

my bf just sent me a text reading "spending the day trolling bryce harper"

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link

v proud of him atm

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link

how so if i may ask

TITTWISter (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link

five months pass...

a Mets blog: "In an attempt to minimize their offensive potential, new Nationals manager Matt Williams said that he will likely bat Bryce Harper fifth this season."

http://news.rotowire.com/Bryce-Harper-googid471017-spmlb.htm

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 February 2014 18:49 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

ejected today

by a crew featuring cb bucknor and angel hernandez

mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 19:00 (ten years ago) link

btw I don't think i mentioned i saw him make a game-saving 9th-inning play in KC last August. He has rig.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 19:13 (ten years ago) link

@OGTedBerg
I asked Bryce Harper his favorite player to watch. He smiled: "I love Yasiel Puig."

Andy K, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 16:41 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

to DL, sprained thumb

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 April 2014 23:05 (ten years ago) link

I'm kind of LOLing at what must be going through his head these days -- "When I ease up they bench me... when I play as hard as they want me to, I get hurt. What the fuck am I supposed to do?" He's a great physical talent with meatballs for mind grapes, so I doubt his thought processes are any more complicated than that.

Alvarius B. Goode (WilliamC), Monday, 28 April 2014 00:31 (ten years ago) link

"Expected out until July"

Andy K, Monday, 28 April 2014 22:07 (ten years ago) link

torn ulnar collateral ligament, surgery

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:59 (ten years ago) link

Keith Law excerpt:

"Of course, after Harper's injury, Williams was quick to point out that Harper "plays the game hard." But that was always the case; it's just that Harper also plays it smart, and doesn't waste time with false hustle -- probably because false hustle has yet to win any team a ballgame. The entire incident has highlighted that the Nationals organization made a mistake in hiring a manager with zero experience in Williams, who spent the first few weeks of the season trying to figure out how far down in the lineup he could bury Harper.

The Nationals took a calculated risk in 2010 when they chose to move Harper, who played catcher as an amateur, out from behind the plate immediately after signing him, removing him from the middle of the field and from a position he'd played since childhood -- and a position he played well. Although catcher is normally a more injury-prone position than the outfield, Harper's unfamiliarity with the outfield and with playing on a corner could have been a factor in several of his injuries in pro ball, including his collision with the outfield wall in Los Angeles last April.

The move to right field may have gotten Harper to the majors faster, but it put him at a position with a much higher baseline (replacement-level) against which we measure his performance, meaning that the Nationals may have left a lot of value on the table by shifting him to the outfield. It's probably too late to return Harper to catching -- although I don't doubt that Harper could do it, as he still has the athleticism and the arm -- so why are the Nationals so willing to further devalue the guy who should be the franchise player by claiming he doesn't hustle and perhaps driving him to overdo it in response?"

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 May 2014 09:54 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

in probably his final rehab game at AA Harrisburg tonight, Harper went 4 for 5 with 3 home runs

Sadly, 99.99 percent of sheeple will never wake up (I DIED), Sunday, 29 June 2014 09:44 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Hasn't been good at all, lately.

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 27 July 2014 18:05 (nine years ago) link

He has been struggling a lot, lately.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:33 (nine years ago) link

-0.1 WAR

Andy K, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link

better now

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 August 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link

yes! hopefully that'll get his confidence back!

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 7 August 2014 22:06 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

4 post season HR before age 22, tied record.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 03:29 (nine years ago) link

with?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 04:21 (nine years ago) link

the broadcast didn't say!

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 04:25 (nine years ago) link

Mantle, Cabrera, Andruw

Mantle's were in the WORLD SERIES, of course, and i hate mixing endless TOURNAMENT baseball records with WORLD SERIES ONLY baseball.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 04:51 (nine years ago) link

ya... every game seems to bring a new "playoff record or achievement of note" and every time i hear one, the morbs voice in my head jumps to his feet and shouts "that is dumb!"

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link

Harper would be on his way to being the New Face (or Hair) of Baseball if only his teammates had produced and/or were not robbed blind by ball/strike calls.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link

i think that was one lousy call last night... takes a team to lose three games.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link

and a manager who calls on AARON BARRETT at the moment of truth.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link


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