why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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they keep going

NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 July 2012 05:09 (eleven years ago) link

my obsession with this started when i kept finding this quote on profiles attributed to him

Take chances. Get a tattoo. Be crazy. Have high expectations. Tell a lie. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say yes. Spend all your cash. Fall in love. Break hearts. Be random. Say "I love you". Sing out loud. Laugh at a stupid joke. Cry. Dance around naked. Get revenge. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Stalk someone. Let someone know what they are missing. Let someone know they are missed. Tell an asshole exactly what you think about him. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Drink till you can't remember. LIVE. LOVE. BE.

NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 July 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link

Stalk someone. Get revenge. Drink till you can't remember.

Øystein, Saturday, 14 July 2012 05:22 (eleven years ago) link

Be random.

NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Saturday, 14 July 2012 05:23 (eleven years ago) link

Psychological fact.

carl agatha, Saturday, 14 July 2012 05:33 (eleven years ago) link

hey w. up c.a.

Never translate Dutch (jaymc), Saturday, 14 July 2012 05:43 (eleven years ago) link

the geek crossover ones are goofy but are basically lolcats - the inspirational quotes and DO YOU SEE comparisons are a whole other game

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Saturday, 14 July 2012 06:30 (eleven years ago) link

many lols @ "Psychological fact."

mississippi joan hart (crüt), Saturday, 14 July 2012 07:27 (eleven years ago) link

"I can't turn my heart into a dog!"

(I know, way too late)

Mark G, Saturday, 14 July 2012 09:18 (eleven years ago) link

inspirational

no bongs tomorrow (electricsound), Saturday, 14 July 2012 10:01 (eleven years ago) link

WHAT

akm, Saturday, 14 July 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

Zenlike facebook koans I have loved.

nickn, Saturday, 14 July 2012 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

feeder is a fatty sexy title denoting the person in the fatty relationship who gets off on feeding the fatty im so v sorry

lag∞n, Saturday, 14 July 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

THAT BLOG

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 14 July 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

https://p.twimg.com/Axx9e-jCAAEy7wh.jpg:large

higgs' besom (suzy), Saturday, 14 July 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

You went for that and not "Food is one of the best parts of the non-consent play my partner and I enjoy", I notice.

ohh xpost

thomp, Saturday, 14 July 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

i think the "politics of fat" one is amazing too but i'm not sure i totally understand it it's so mind-blowing

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Saturday, 14 July 2012 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

xpost --

All things are relative
All relatives are things
My relatives took all my things

(can't remember where I read that first)

Neil Jung (WmC), Saturday, 14 July 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

Don't fuckbook your problems. Fuck them.

Vic Perry, Saturday, 14 July 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i think it reminds me of the kickstarter guilt-y thing.

Is this really a "thing"? I am pro-Kickstarter, but I either give to a project or I don't based on merit/my budget/my relationship to the person Kickstarting. It seems like a pretty straightforward choice.

www.gbokchoymail.com (admrl), Saturday, 14 July 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

we've probably done this on another thread

www.gbokchoymail.com (admrl), Saturday, 14 July 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

i've seen some videos for kickstarter campaigns that resemble famine relief fund infomercials.

scott seward, Saturday, 14 July 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

If I ever have a guest room I'm going to do this just to fuck with people:

http://img3.visualizeus.com/thumbs/8e/50/happy,quote,graphic,morning,wall,bjkklioii-8e50c79daed48e987f89d9c62e985f5d_h.jpg

carl agatha, Monday, 16 July 2012 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

I might put "wonderful" in quotes, then invite guests out for "breakfast."

carl agatha, Monday, 16 July 2012 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

haaaaaaa

Ówen P., Monday, 16 July 2012 12:43 (eleven years ago) link

I live in California and life is fine

windjammer voyage (blank), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

I make art to satisfy my soul or whatev
and if other people like it.... Well that's pretty cool.

windjammer voyage (blank), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

m4r1554 m4rch4n7 to thread

Rosie 47 (ken c), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

I recommend assaulting folks with audio

windjammer voyage (blank), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

Only If you need to assault folks

windjammer voyage (blank), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/yj4c3.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/U71ZO.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

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max, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

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Mark G, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

OT: this is probably a dumb question but is there a way to hide posts i make on public pages from showing up on my friends' news feed? i'm tired of my mom's friends seeing the godless liberal bullshit i post and then telling her about it. yes, i realize this is extremely childish.

it's smdh time in America (will), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

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lag∞n, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

could somebody shop a ball-gag & some handcuffs hanging from one of those candles please

tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 16 July 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

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Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Monday, 16 July 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

Some true motivational memes for all the cynics in this thread:

http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

Queue de Cheval (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 09:40 (eleven years ago) link


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