Milton Keynes
― snoball, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link
coventry
― Glans Kafka (MPx4A), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link
xpost.
― Glans Kafka (MPx4A), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
coventry maybe but wd a milton keynes GTA really be any cop? GTA needs a sufficiently large mix of ethnicities and immigrant factions to work successfully dunnit? which probably discounts a heap of cities on my list, tho it would be nice to see them stray from that formula (I might be getting GTA wrong here btw, I'm not the biggest fanboy, feel free to correct me)
delhi wd be ace but I don't think the tech could handle the density of ppl req'd to be faithful
― cozwn, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
sinking feeling it'll be london
there aren't any iconic american cities left. chicago?
maybe it will be a historical title
― MIRV Griffin (goole), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link
they've done san francisco haven't they (I suck at GTA); ignore tht one
― cozwn, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:31 (fifteen years ago) link
vancouver
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link
new york
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:35 (fifteen years ago) link
sydney
― caek, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:38 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe here would be best http://desktopgaming.com/desktops/thumbnails/166.jpg
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHTniko bellicbowser
― cozwn, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link
scotland would be cool, but I don't think marketing would let them do that.
― caek, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:44 (fifteen years ago) link
wd be a PR disaster on the scale of the resi5 trailer: a GTA w/only very pale white people in it
― cozwn, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:46 (fifteen years ago) link
lagos would be insane
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:46 (fifteen years ago) link
mumbai too close to the bone?
rio would be cool
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Venice
― ledge, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:54 (fifteen years ago) link
pyongyang o_O
― cozwn, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 14:54 (fifteen years ago) link
baltimore :D
― cozwn, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link
yess^
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link
baltimore+dc ????
(obama could be in it)
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link
moscowwww
― salsa shark, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link
mumbai would be awesome
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link
you should PLAY obama in it
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link
lol the character could be called barry opana or somesuch
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link
El DoradoAtlantisR'lyeh
Neo-TokyoCoruscantZion (lol)
― ledge, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, January 21, 2009 4:34 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
it could revolve around the first 100 days... all the people he has to take out and stuff
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link
yah there could be a governing aspect where u have to negotiate w/the gop and stuff and a crime spree aspect where u kill everyone - but the thing is no one can know yr the president so u wear a comedy mustache when committing crimes - of course the two worlds meet...
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Back to Vice City, but this time I want rural Florida, the keys, and Cuba or something similar.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 17:19 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't particularly want it but maybe a Vegas one will be made.
― Women can be captains too, you know? (jim), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 17:23 (fifteen years ago) link
i think it'll stay in the US, but somewhere more pulpy and vivid than lib city - so yeah, vice city maybe...
― the fap where all the dudes fawned over my chick (stevie), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link
how about NOLA
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link
NOLA would be amazing.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link
itd be cool to do a completely accurate recreation of a geographically small city
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link
athens, ga
― cozwn, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link
you play a member of an elephant 6 band
Machu Picchu
― ledge, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link
pattern dictates it should be a glorious revamp of vice city-
ps1 gta : liberty, vice city, san andreasps2 gta : liberty, vice city, san andreaspsp gta : liberty stories, vice storiesps3 gta : liberty city, ??
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^haha cozwn, i'd play that game!
― Nhex, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link
(also do have the sinking feeling they will just go back to Vice City, but I'd much rather see another city. Even in another country besides the US, but it seems you need that vast multicultural criminal tension for it to work, so where else?)
― Nhex, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago) link
gazadarfurkabul
― (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・) °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link
beirut
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link
wd play GTA: bogota
― cozwn, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link
^^wd be lagos-level sick I think
I'd love to play an Al Capone starred GTA
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link
it should prob just be the entire world - is everyone ready 4 dat
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
sounds like a great plot for a movie maybe from the directors of crank?
― spells don't effect me, just hit em for the xp (Lamp), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Hey, guys! Love this conversation.
I voted for Tokyo. With the lights and tall skyscrapers and dense population, you could have some very engaging gameplay. If the artists at Rockstar really branch out like they did in GTA: San Andreas, you could include Mt. Fuji, rural Shinto areas of gameplay, and even the military base at Okinawa. Plus, Japan in itself geographically most resembles a GTA "state". Just imagine plots involving North Korean kidnappers and side missions in pachinko parlours!
Yanks would have to get used to driving on the wrong side of the road, but who knows? Maybe even Godzilla or the Enola Gay could make an appearance in the end!
I wonder what they would call it though. GTA: Miyogi?
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/video/stills/n/niko_romin.flv.jpg
― energy, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/h0lwPre.gif
― pplains, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:54 (four years ago) link
Starting up online from scratch, on level 4. Going slow so I get the hang of it
― calstars, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:24 (three years ago) link
I jumped in the other day, I think I'm only on level 7 or something. Tried an open wheel race - got wupped but enjoyed it.
There was a treasure hunt game that I took part in too, had fun with that too.
Might start playing this as well.
― Two Meter Peter (Ste), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link
https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/61795/the-cayo-perico-heist-coming-december-15-to-gta-onlineIsland infiltration action and a sub. Drug dealin’ nautical shit
― calstars, Saturday, 21 November 2020 13:19 (three years ago) link
Who’s in for a perico heist this weekend?
― calstars, Wednesday, 6 January 2021 01:19 (three years ago) link
sure if a level 2 or whatever can join. I tried a group mission once. They were like "oh ffs". I died the exact same, quick way 3 times. They were like "oh ffs"
i did finish single player... but Steam servers were down that weekend so I can't prove it.
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 01:42 (three years ago) link
the club with Moodymann is pretty neat. that's all i done with the update so far.
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 01:43 (three years ago) link
I think I’m level 7 or something. Haven’t played in a few months nor checked out the update yet
― calstars, Wednesday, 6 January 2021 03:50 (three years ago) link
I revisited GTA IV last night, started a fresh save and am loving it. The city is so much more vibrant than V for me.
I also tried revisiting San Andreas on the ps2 this afternoon and man this game is brutal. There's a lot to do though, lots and lots and lots.
― Two Meter Peter (Ste), Saturday, 9 January 2021 20:33 (three years ago) link
Ps2?
― calstars, Saturday, 9 January 2021 21:36 (three years ago) link
yeah, the og san andreas GTA.
I play IV on the ps3 too, because the pc version is shitty.
― Two Meter Peter (Ste), Saturday, 9 January 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link
Playing this shit tonight
― calstars, Sunday, 10 January 2021 22:24 (three years ago) link
good luck. Just finished my session. Somebody give me a yell when lockdown is over, me and Lil Jacob will be playing pool at the Cafe til then.
An ting.
― Two Meter Peter (Ste), Sunday, 10 January 2021 23:04 (three years ago) link
What time? How do i join a specific game?
― maf you one two (maffew12), Sunday, 10 January 2021 23:17 (three years ago) link
https://www.reddit.com/r/GTA/comments/l0rezv/how_diffrent_games_open_doors
― calstars, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 00:31 (three years ago) link
I figured out how to play this game. I “wake up” online and just hang around my apartment during the day. When the sun goes down I go for a walk.
― calstars, Saturday, 23 January 2021 22:42 (three years ago) link
Enjoying San Andreas on ps2, more than I thought I would tbh. After you recover from the initial gut-punch of low poly visuals the game becomes a monster of activity. So many places where just boarding a vehicle triggers some kind of side mission.
Loving the driving, as has been the best gta for motorbike controls I find.
Have done 80 tags out of 100, but having hard time remembering where the last ones are. The orange tags are quite hard to see.
Just opened the San Fierro part of the map and started all those back water type missions with Catalina and The Truth. Stuck now on the harvester mission that I keep failing for various reasons each time. But I'm gathering more rifle ammo on each attempt.
Forgot there was a betting shop in this game where you can gamble on the horses. The low poly interior models of the shop are almost empty and depressing looking - most realistic thing in this game.
Managed to max out my muscle which I don't believe I ever bothered with when I played it originally, I look terrific! And passers by often agree.
Attempting 100% on this, I predict driving licence section gonna be fun.
― Two Meter Peter (Ste), Sunday, 24 January 2021 21:56 (three years ago) link
I love San Andreas. My favourite GTA.
― Fenners' Pen (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 24 January 2021 22:03 (three years ago) link
I remember spending a long time working out to max those muscles but zero time bathing* or changing my clothes. That earned me plenty of comments from passers-by.
*in the game :)
― new variant (onimo), Monday, 25 January 2021 23:43 (three years ago) link
Is changing your clothes the only way of 'cleansing' in this game? Cos yeah I'm getting those comments too.
I don't want to change my outfit though, I like my dumb hoodie and beach shorts.
― Two Meter Peter (Ste), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 08:55 (three years ago) link
Change and change back again
I think swimming cleans you too so work out at the beach
― new variant (onimo), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 12:24 (three years ago) link
I know there's a specific thread on ILM for Lee, but RIP Lee Scratch Perry who performed the DJ role on Blue Ark for GTA 5
Love the Money Come Money Go song as well.
― Sorry, but that is how I feel (Ste), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 08:36 (two years ago) link
For a second I was flattered.
― Moz Jabroni (Leee), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 20:01 (two years ago) link
Bet you were wondering what Dr. Dre and Phil Collins had in common.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UviLsT1RO04
― pplains, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 18:39 (two years ago) link
“it turns out Dr. Dre’s phone isn’t just missing — it’s in the wrong hands. Not only that, but the phone also contains the hottest property in the city: new, unreleased music from Dr. Dre himself.”Uh huh
― calstars, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 23:37 (two years ago) link
I think the reward for completing this is going to be some unreleased dr Dre music
― calstars, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 23:38 (two years ago) link
I think I'm okay with never really playing V again tbh
― Ste, Thursday, 9 December 2021 09:28 (two years ago) link
btw, I lied.
― Ste, Friday, 21 January 2022 09:18 (two years ago) link
Because my friend now owns it and we've been having some fun online together.
One thing about the online, and we could probably coat most of Rockstar productions with this, is just how janky they make the presentation in regards to choosing jobs and missions. It's all over the place in terms of interface. Bombarded with messages about what's now available aaargh. Too many options that are pointless - why would I want to bother choosing a 'starting radio track' ? Take that shit out ffs.
It's nice to have an extra selection of cars from online, but this for me highlights more about R* neglecting any updates to solo mode where I don't see a problem with them providing extra vehicles to purchase.
― Ste, Friday, 21 January 2022 09:31 (two years ago) link
We got a PS4 finally since PS5's are rare to find these days.
Had no idea that GTA Online had a subscription rate now. Wouldn't have bought – fuck, our third or fourth copy of this game? – had we known that.
Maybe I'll fork over the $5 a month eventually, but there were so many moments online where I'd think, "At least I'm not paying for this shit."
― pplains, Friday, 8 July 2022 14:47 (one year ago) link
That's odd. I played a bit of it last month on PS5 and didn't have to pay a subscription. I bought V on PS4 when it came out and have vanilla PS plus.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 10 July 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link
How would you compare the ps4 vs ps5 gta experience ?
― calstars, Sunday, 10 July 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link
I only played for like an hour or two but it just feels very old, despite the improvements to the frame rate or whatever. The gunplay especially feels a million years old.
I got a few missions toward getting to the Dr. Dre stuff but I didn't make a ton of progress.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 10 July 2022 19:40 (one year ago) link
gta 6 will have female protagonist. gonna ignite gamergate 2.0? i guess gamergate 2.0 was the MAGA movement
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 27 July 2022 15:02 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h77eSIlwhKYThis guy says it will have male and female protagonists and be set in MiamiTime for a gta 6 thread yet?
― calstars, Saturday, 30 July 2022 22:17 (one year ago) link
to be fair those rumours have been going around for a while now, and I don't believe Rockstar have confirmed anything other than that they are working on the game.
Strong possibility on both accounts though. Agree about a new thread, happy to endulge in any speculation etc on the next game.
― Ste, Sunday, 31 July 2022 20:00 (one year ago) link
Starting it
― calstars, Sunday, 31 July 2022 20:41 (one year ago) link
100s of videos of gta6 leaked
https://kotaku.com/gtavi-gta-vi-gta-6-grand-theft-auto-leak-video-dump-1849550414
so you'll probably be able to figure out which city it's in now
― Karl Malone, Monday, 19 September 2022 14:55 (one year ago) link
*nods* it's Leeds
― ciderpress, Monday, 19 September 2022 16:21 (one year ago) link
I'm convinced that at least half of these open roam sessions are populated by children who haven't even hit puberty yet.
I ask my 13-year-old son, who has hit puberty, what's the deal and he's just, I dunno. I'm on Oculus.
I hear some kid warbling that he wants a car, can anyone give me a car, or another one almost burst into tears because he's getting griefed. I think, What the hell am I doing here? But then I think, But wait. This is a game made for adults, not these children!
I just mute the whole session now, but it's still weird. It wasn't unusual to hear a squeaker or two back in the day, but it's been nothing but during the holidays.
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 January 2023 22:00 (one year ago) link
just encountered Jason, in Sandy Shores, stalking me. I presume because of today's date.
― Ste, Friday, 13 October 2023 15:27 (six months ago) link
..and Halloween month of course. I was also followed by Christine yesterday, upon approaching her on foot the car burst into flames and rammed me.
There's also ghosts this month that you have to photograph.
― Ste, Friday, 13 October 2023 15:31 (six months ago) link
That sounds cool Do you still have to pay to play online?
― calstars, Friday, 13 October 2023 15:38 (six months ago) link
Or are those things available in single player ?
They're online, but I always play on the Invite only solo session so I don't get annoying hackers
― Ste, Friday, 13 October 2023 15:40 (six months ago) link
You do have to pay, on Playstation at least.
― pplains, Friday, 13 October 2023 15:44 (six months ago) link
2 capps vs a month hmm
― calstars, Saturday, 14 October 2023 02:15 (six months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/bItfCbx.jpeg
― calstars, Saturday, 2 March 2024 14:24 (one month ago) link
Who’s in
It's a long way to Paleto Bay.
― pplains, Saturday, 2 March 2024 16:40 (one month ago) link