why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

picture implies cleavage, but does not show it

~intellectual~

people who complain abt how everyone is dumb are maybe the worst

(too informed to vote republican)

we can no longer tolerate liberal bashing! be nice everyone!

shut up you meanies!!!

I complain that everyone is dumb and I'm totally awesome

Right...? Guys? I'm awesome, aren't I?

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23374555.jpg

aloh

this is just waiting for a quote:

http://i46.tinypic.com/oa67ab.jpg

As a fictional character, I believe I'm my creator's finest achievement. He's now come around to the same view, though he took some persuading. Once - it happened in one of those fully-automated Formule 1 hotels in France, not long after my first post here on ILX - we stayed up all night, delirious with exhilaration, and I learned about the years of trial and error, self-doubt and manic, stubborn self-belief that preceded my creation.

Fidgeting nervously with the TV remote, my creator told me about all the failed Grampsies he'd cast aside like dummies, dybbuks or golems because they lacked the spark of life, the strength of character, the consistency of tone that I possess. "They're all in you, Grampsy," he said, fixing me with eyes that burned unsettlingly through bushy brows, like lasers at a Nietzschean discotheque. "They're the hidden skins of the onion. My perfect, perfect onion."

We made love for the first time that night - fiercely, passionately - and, afterwards, as we lay back smoking, the fumes of our Gitanes seemed to make the shape of two interlocking flamenco dancers up near the TV wall-mount bracket. As the stars swirled in the Provençal sky like the punctae in a child's join-the-dots diagram of eternity, my creator sang softly: "This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you".

"Vincent," he explained, his eyes limpid with tears of joy. "Don McLean."

dummies, dybbuks or golems

not to nitpick, but one of these things does not belong

i feel bad for people for being entry level at the internet when they share his stuff, then shortly after i feel bad for myself for being expert at the Internet

dummies, dybbuks or golems

not to nitpick, but one of these things does not belong

― Mordy, Thursday, July 12, 2012 8:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, 'golems' aren't possessed of human souls. smh

i was gonna say dybbuks aren't made by man

but then i realized also it could've meant that 2 of the 3 were jewish. lots of good answers!

haha i was just playin

lost my shit at hitler, recovered only in time to lose it at aero's satan worship, then again at satan moose

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCpSV_9b66qGmjdHDA_fgcgr9x6mNQVXKkFjqSnGhIbqKubXCl3yf1Lr5yEQ

there are an awful lot of them attached to pictures of john lennon, quotes which he may or may not have actually said.

like I think he said this one:

http://theclothspring.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/john-lennon-quote-happy.jpg

but there's another one I keep seeing that is a misattribution. can't remember what it is though.

i think its the one where he talks about wiping out the jews?

"most guys have little peepees peeking out of their flies. i have a snake." - john lenon

http://ianchadwick.com/blog/not-a-john-lennon-quote-just-another-bad-meme/

also all of these

http://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/06/11/time-you-enjoy/

I have one whole side of my family that constantly posts the crap about drug testing and welfare. in case anyone was wondering whether people still believe in Reagan's 'welfare queen', the answer is yes, and they are all related to me and live in New Mexico

http://i.imgur.com/ueMTb.gif

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/293712_4342230634801_1728867320_n.jpg

why is everyone so mad @ bieber idgii

http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/uploads/2011/03/50-cent-roosevelt.jpeg

I would go see a 50 Cent show that was nothing but him whining about being shot, like "why did they shoot me??? it really hurt!"

xp ikr, are they saying he has til he's 35 to write 600 songs or are they mocking him for not writing an opera yet or w?

I would go see a 50 Cent show that was nothing but him whining about being shot, like "why did they shoot me??? it really hurt!"

― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Thursday, July 12, 2012 9:24 PM (8 minutes ago)

hahahaha otm

so crazy that justin bieber got famous when mozart wrote an opera three years younger than him and nobody's ever heard of him :(

is that roosevelt / 50 one real? because it's kind of good

these are pretty clearly not actually made or endorsed by the smithsonian, if that's what you're asking

http://www.geekosystem.com/historically-hardcore-smithsonian-ads/

My dad once said about how Mozart wrote his first opera at the age of 12. "How does it go?" I asked..

Genghis Khan got with so many chicks there's a .5% chance you're related to him

Lol rape

Pinterest is the motherlode for this stuff. http://pinterest.com/search/?q=words+to+live+by

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCpSV_9b66qGmjdHDA_fgcgr9x6mNQVXKkFjqSnGhIbqKubXCl3yf1Lr5yEQ

Drake continuing to be a gigantic goofnugget who makes no sense.

http://media-cache-ec2.pinterest.com/upload/258394097340428043_DNaYMxh0_f.jpg

one of the most interesting parts of this is the "insufferable phrasings of personal truths" tbh

I finally had to throw up my hands and do a giant AUGGGGGGGGGH when my sister started in with the macros, because it was a passive-aggressive 'let it go' one that made her look like she was in a marriage crisis. I can hide her/others' horrible downmarket FB gaming easily enough, which is a blessing. Otherwise out of nearly 600 FB friends I can honestly say only about 10 of them post cheesy macro affirmations.

my fave facebook picture of the day

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/561036_10151079018295600_1562266983_n.jpg

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/578915_481923485154217_1281563413_n.jpg

But how can I be careful AND tell my problems?

The "tell your problems too" is making me cringe.

be careful who you trust, and tell your problems too!

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/558201_10100948524990259_614472044_n.jpg

Verb. Verb. Verb.

where's des'ree when you need her?

After saying that people I know never post this stuff, I was proven wrong. I forgot about a small group related to one friend who I met at his party.

the design of that last one makes it looks like it was carved into a jail cell wall

written in feces on a murder victim's chest