ILXors in a relationship: how many times a month do you do it?

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deems irreverent (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 July 2012 10:03 (eleven years ago) link

it varies, but i took an average

i've got a cock like the M79 (electricsound), Thursday, 12 July 2012 10:37 (eleven years ago) link

shouldn't count since it's ~13 days in but at least 2x/night thus far and we've only not slept together one night...
feel safe in voting 3x+ per week for the forseeable future.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

unrepresentative, denied

deems irreverent (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

but, y'know, grats

deems irreverent (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

ah, the joyful bragging of new couplings. so sweet.

thomasintrouble, Friday, 13 July 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

2 years seems like a weird cutoff to me

tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:03 (eleven years ago) link

Really? I mean, how many 2+ year relationships can one person have?

Ówen P., Monday, 16 July 2012 12:07 (eleven years ago) link

If you're in the process of baby-making then this really skews the stats

mod night at the oasis (NickB), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:09 (eleven years ago) link

NB I am not in the process of baby-making

mod night at the oasis (NickB), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

ask liz taylor i guess

starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

Really? I mean, how many 2+ year relationships can one person have?

five. after the fifth one you have to apply for a certificate or they cut you off

tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

ew, where?

starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Monday, 16 July 2012 12:26 (eleven years ago) link

2 years seems like a weird cutoff to me

I guess this is different for different people, but in my experience the second year in a relationship is when the sexing gradually shifts from "fuck like bunnies" to "not tonight, I wanna finish this book". (I'm not saying this is a bad thing, though, it just seems to happen.)

However, if some you have stayed in the "fuck like bunnies" mode for more than two years, I'd be certainly interested in hearing your stories.

Tuomas, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link

loooooool

Two years

You horny motherfucker, try two months

starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

Tuomas I am pretty shocked to hear this from you. I thought you were hardcore. Takes four years to get out of the let's do it every night mode iirc

tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 16 July 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

Four years?! Damn.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

Combining my weird working hours and long commute and having to get the kids to bed when I get home, I'm not certain that I've done it once this month. I literally can't remember the last time, but I do remember a specific time in early June. I hope to god that wasn't the last.

how's life, Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

1-3 times a MONTH? come on, guys

Xerox of Fate, Thursday, 26 July 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

1-3/month would be hardcore nonstop sexxxing for me at this stage in life

Neil Jung (WmC), Thursday, 26 July 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

I've been in a relationship more than 2 years, and we have sex 3 or more times a week. 3

nooooooo

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 26 July 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

That's how it goes.

Tuomas, Friday, 27 July 2012 10:52 (eleven years ago) link

Missed this thread. Just come out of a 12 year relationship, and we were once a monthers for the last 8 years I would say. At the time we were always worried we weren't doing it enough, but actually finding the energy to do it more than that was another matter.

Chewshabadoo, Friday, 27 July 2012 11:06 (eleven years ago) link

finally made it happen last night. it was work. my wife was like "i'll put the kids to sleep honey. they've had a long day and should go down real easy. why dont you go downstairs and have a glass of wine?" so i went downstairs for about 45 minutes, and when things had sounded pretty quiet up there, i strolled back upstairs with a glass of wine for each of us. i turn the corner into my bedroom and the boy's in there and he's quietly crying. turns and looks at me and sobs out "i'm sorry...i don't WANT to believe in ghosts!" jesus fuck. eventually, it all worked out though. but this is on a good night.

how's life, Friday, 27 July 2012 11:17 (eleven years ago) link

That reminds me of beachville's horrifying post from the sex droughts thread :(

But good work!

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 27 July 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link

was sure i'd be the only one "in a relationship more than 2 years, and we have sex 1 - 3 times a year". Reassuring to know i'm normal....

(it's a longstanding, long-distance thing, which partially explains it. It's a relationship, it's love, but a distinctly non-romantic sort of love.)

Lee626, Friday, 27 July 2012 12:32 (eleven years ago) link

three years pass...

Need to change my vote here can we run again pls.

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

things improving or going in the other direction?

vacations are a good opportunity to bump your numbers up.

Mordy, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 23:54 (seven years ago) link

:‑o

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 23:55 (seven years ago) link

Srsly can we run again, quickly. She'll be back soon.

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 23:55 (seven years ago) link

Are you wearing a new cologne?

www.ramenclassaction.com (man alive), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 01:25 (seven years ago) link

would be curious about an ILP version of this poll.... having kids has been brutal for us, esp after kid #2

marcos, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

kid #2 adds +5 difficulty to all doin'-it rolls it's true

Wait until they're teenagers and they go to sleep NEVER and even if you think the coast is clear at 10 pm and the kid looks conked out on an early night and you start to fool around, they go thumping down the stairs to microwave ANOTHER Boca Burger.

how's life, Monday, 27 June 2016 14:14 (seven years ago) link

My general circumstances have improved since the last time I posted in this thread though, thank GOD.

how's life, Monday, 27 June 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

I've been in a relationship more than 2 years, and we have sex 3 or more times a week.

I hate all 3 of you. Or 6 of you.

skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Monday, 27 June 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

it's nice to know ppl in relationships aren't doin' it either

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 27 June 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

Well thats why we need a re-poll

EU don't negotiate with errorists (darraghmac), Monday, 27 June 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

your two months are nearly up by my calculations

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 27 June 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

I wasnt aware i was on notice tbh

EU don't negotiate with errorists (darraghmac), Monday, 27 June 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link


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