I SCORED A GOAL FFS

plus 0.18%! And a little bit more!

yeah, i fucked that up. Still, the figures are compelling

Who'd've thought a rumoured island in the Atlantic, off Europe, could be one of the two big islands which are in the Atlantic, off Europe?

with the amount of rain it might as well be Atlantis some would say!!!

!

true for ya!

it was hailing yesterday sure

global warming they say, and yet we're freezing

god bless my yearly freak game where everything flies in

what u know about chipping the stranded keeper in 5 a side goal

I've tried it, it's not possible

obv by "stranded" i meant lol why are you here and oh also okay you've fallen over

there is one other variable whose eldritch power i dare not consider

i was wearing... cough... an alice band

http://i.imgur.com/R9LLh.jpg

even big manu pogatetz rocks the alice band these days

Lukas Podolski wouldn't be anywhere near this thing even if he'd stayed at FC Köln - A thread for Bundesliga 2012-13

Yeah you gotta have a thing. Mine was a Reni hat.

what hold on is this proper not-just-kickabout kit and a reni hat or just like slouching around as part of a full 1994 look

interesting how nu-pog looks like a nutter even still

Boca Juniors shirt, nearly-matching shorts, Reni hat

Outdoor court, aversion to contacts, drizzle and prevailing westerlies - it was the best option

otoh i knocked in two beauties from 15 yards out with my left after beating a static marker, so there's that

Playin three games a week. Gets tougher and tougher and you get lung fitter and leg heavier until about six weeks in, when you finally lose some fuckin weight and the body bows to mastery of the new schedule and normalises.

Scored my first goal in weeks yesterday. Defence totally failed to deal with a hopeful punt in my general direction. Managed to flick it through the keeper's legs with the outisde of my boot like a boss

dropped shoulder and beat my man to approach the goal from the left side advancing on the keeper at a tight angle. threw left leg over the ball, as he reacts and stoops to his right i ribona chip it with my right high into the near post. scorchio.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Ireland_national_futsal_team

this thread is not representative, tho imo i do alright lashing them in for a fat lad, to look at me like.

assume all of yours are feverish fantasy inventions fwiw

been trying out some stepovers recently, highly effective addition to the arsenal as they're so slow the defender is invariably reduced to giving up laughing

i kinda just do them for the fans now tbh

every entry in here is legit

tho i admit i probably under-report to the 'I MISSED A GOAL FFS' thread

and it's lucky we don't have 'I TOOK A SHIT TOUCH AND FELL OVER' or 'I COLLAPSED COMPLETELY FUCKED' threads

the stepover followed by nutmeg is surprisingly effective, and easy to execute. best employed with old friends to ensure maximum bantz.

no joke, michael owen saying "... entice the leg to come out..." has haunted me every game i've played since

dribbling is p much like autumnwatch now

did the opposite of score a goal tonight

fell on my own fist & cracked a rib. sooooooore

Ouch

gonna feel even worse when rtc rolls up and claimed you made it up tho

surely the opposite of scoring a goal is

well, now...

is it:

a) missing a goal
b) scoring an own-goal
c) saving a goal

tuesday night philosophy 4u

the opposite of a goal is when a goalkeeper makes a big save, thereby "making amends for his mistake earlier"

d) driving to qpr

e) picking up the ball and running with it instead

f) passing it to another arsenal player

g) you can't fault his workrate

Ouch

gonna feel even worse when rtc rolls up and claimed you made it up tho

― ben foster five (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:15 (Yesterday) Bookmark

lol why do i feel you've been legit harbouring this resentment

cos i've avoided the thread since, chris armstrong style

SOME REAL FUCKIN BEAUTIES TOO, UR LOSS IMO

i actually scored probably the best 5as goal of my miserable life the other week, breaking from midfield after winning a challenge and then sort of flicking it outside of the boot from an improbable distance/angle papiss cisse style across the keeper and crashing in off the far post. don't really know what i was thinking but it turned out fkn badass

erm like i say i don't score too many

dont believe a fuckin word of it, jog on son

:D

haha

cmon deems i yearn for your heroic whoppers, let's be having them

fwiw tonight i done naff all except rather disgrace myself by totally chopping down a newcomer neymar wannabe trying out his lollipop collection

usually fouls are fouls but this was a regrettable "you know what-" moment

sorry guy, hope this contrite admission before some interweb randoms makes up for it

xp ashley cole vibe off that one tbh

imo the srs answer actual opposite of scoring is probably somewhat mundanely giving away possession in a stupid area leading to oppo goal

the shaming act of capitalisation is far more painful than whatever the outre comedy pratfall is that would result in an og

it's only rly the exact opposite if the concession of possession is from a goalscoring chance itself i'd say

don't remember anything particularly good lately tbrr, the odd punt from distance*

*as measured along five-a-side standards obv

ehh if you fuck up a tap-in and it comes down the other way no one's really gonna have a go at you tho, that's everyone's fault

the blame spotlight needs to be comparable to the goalscorer's glory