quiddities and agonies of the ruling class - a rolling new york times thread

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I've recounted this story on the public pissing thread, but I was on a bus in LA once and a guy who had been drinking from one of those 64 oz soda cups got off at my stop and immediately whips his dick out and starts peeing into the gutter, while saying "I am soooo sorry". He barely stepped to the side enough to let me pass.

Also saw a young woman who had been on a party bus squat and pee in front of the Hollywood Forever cemetary. She was more discreet than the above guy.

And a guy on the gold line train, passed out drunk, who stumbles to his feet, pisses in the well near the exit door, then slumps back down to his seat.

NYC used to have a lot more crazy pooping lady story fodder, like it was probably nbd in the 80s and only something you'd even bother to talk about to an out-of-towner. Now people who grew up watching 80s New York movies wind up actively searching that stuff out so they can blog about it, even though it's much more rare.

why not just pee into the 64 oz cup?

when i was living in NYC i once saw a guy walking around with his dick hanging out of his pants and he was pissing while he was walking around

this was gavin mcinnes trying techniques for his "how to piss in public" project

why not just pee into the 64 oz cup?

― J0rdan S., Monday, July 9, 2012 5:12 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well if bloomberg gets his way

ha

Somebody should write a field guide to New York with a checklist ala birding. Pooping bag ladies, guys walking around with their dicks out spraying piss from left to right to a groovy beat, rats eating other rats, etc. Urban adventurers can come with binoculars and retro neon pink early 90s visors with those plastic things on top to see if they can complete the list. Though it'd probably be "boring" in "boring New York", and I'm sure it's been done already.

why not just pee into the 64 oz cup?

I think by that point he didn't want to take the time to take off the top, dump the contents, and position himself. Unless you mean why not do that while still on the bus, in which case I'm pretty sure he would have run into a lot more hassle with the passengers, driver, etc.

Broken glass everywhere, people pissing on the stairs you know they just don't care

I have seen a homeless person poop in the subway, I had no idea this brought me cred points but I'm glad the experience is worth something

this was like month ago. the funny thing is the dude was like 30 seconds away from 'the nicest public bathroom in ny' (Bryant park) and he had a roll of tp w/ him that I'm pretty sure he stole from the bathroom.

well remember, in true carl sandburg style chicago does these things on industrial scale

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-0408100046aug10,0,5256338.story

yeah we're out here dropping gallons of diarrhea in downtown rivers

I don't care what kind of evidence there is, I still refuse to believe that it was not the Dave Matthews bus that was responsible.

I've seen dudes urinating in the middle of sidewalks in broad daylight in both Chicago and Manhattan.

I saw a woman leaning up against a car in Denver going #2. She saw us look her way and yelled, "SOOOOOORRRRYYYY!"

that one doesn't count on account of shitting outside being encouraged in denver

and it's a hard, and it's a hard, and it's a hard, and it's a HARD
HARD RAINS A GONNA FALL

in 2000 on the walk home from work, I came upon a photo shoot blocking most of a west village side street with a topless transsexual in full regalia posing on a pile of tires for like five cameramen.

was she shitting on the tires?

i averted my eyes, the world will never know

i piss outside

saw a lady poop in my alley when I lived in chicago

topless = not full regalia iirc

there was lots of jewelry and tassels and stufff

I've only seen public pooping once... in North Carolina.

I can't stop accidentally looking at homeless dudes' dicks

whenever I am walking around, and I hear running water, I kind of instinctively turn around to see where the noise is coming from for some reason so like there's that

i personally have never seen anyone shitting in public anywhere in NYC during the past 14 or so years i've worked in/lived around the city. in fact, i don't think i've ever seen anyone shitting in public anywhere ... maybe i live a sheltered life.

also, when i think of a major city where public pissing is acceptable (even if you're not drunk or homeless), i don't think of New York -- i think of Paris. and i've seen non-drunk/non-homeless people pissing on the street in Paris (and other French towns).

btw I went to a lol internet cafe or w/e across the street this afternoon, around noon, because my printer wouldn't work and it was filled w/ all these kids playing a vid game and then three grown men huddled around one computer passing a fifth of vodka around and watching funny youtube vids. If I am not careful I will prob see one of their dicks later

see also Amsterdam

actually they weren't really funny youtube vids, it was kind of strange, it was like they were watching a series of some middle aged woman's vlog

was she pooping

new vlog city

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzQIF1XE9o4

at first, i thought that the vlogger on NYC & Pizza was imitating Tintin, till i realized that it's just a strategically-placed play button.

this was like month ago. the funny thing is the dude was like 30 seconds away from 'the nicest public bathroom in ny' (Bryant park) and he had a roll of tp w/ him that I'm pretty sure he stole from the bathroom.

well, sometimes you just gotta go no matter how close or nice the facilities for taking a dump are!

Homeless guy in SF splashed pee on my girlfriend's shoes when we drunkenly turned a corner at the wrong time.

maybe we should just start a thread 'people pooping on the streets'

i've been in NYC subway cars where the smell was so bad that it could've very well been the smell of shit. but even so, i've never actually seen anyone doing #2 in public in NYC.

I've only seen people publicly doing #2 in the lakefront running path. Not pretty.

rock 'n roll, dope, shitting in the streets

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn159/slk500/17939d1211931574-dude-shits-himself.jpg

THE INDECENCY

as the past few weeks of sweltering heat have served as a pungent reminder, the NYC subway system (stations, platforms, cars, the tracks, the whole lot) smells rancid enough even without rank bodily excretions.

the colostomy bag marathon, coming to a city near you!

hey if anyone wants to know about the times ive seen homeless/mentally handicapped people going to the bathroom, just let me know.

Yes but what about when you weren't on the set of Lost?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT1zYuNci8c