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Obama Dildo belongs on Dan Lacey thread.

Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link

All this time I had thought that the point of "soap-on-a-rope" was just to keep you from dropping the bar.

Dr More BS (libcrypt), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

is there a news story to go with that or just a link to shameracistcookie.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 23 January 2009 04:47 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

not a product, but questionable notwithstanding:

Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 14:16 (fifteen years ago) link

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/02/flier.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link

o_O

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link

sorry dont want to be the clueless white guy here but... i dont get it

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:13 (fifteen years ago) link

black people eat greens like this.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:16 (fifteen years ago) link

It's not just the greens, though! There's also:

chicken
ham hocks
peanut butter
catfish

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link

The Hawaiian Punch cake threw me for a grape Kool-Aid kind of loop there.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link

good intentions :(

bnw, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

ya. i almost want to argue this one but i dont think its worth the effort and im not sure how i feel about it.

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

go for it, it'd be fun to watch at the very least

s1ocki, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Sock it to Me cake ??

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link

i just think in the grand taxonomy of racial weirdness this aligns a lot more closely to, say, 'insensitivity' than straight-out racism--i imagine that for chinese new year theyd have the same kind of ad with, like, dumplings; or for italy day theyd do it with pasta--which strikes me as this kind of misguided "look at the culinary cultural heritage of group XXX" (esp. considering the context w/ all the facts about things black dudes have contributed to the grocery industry and the generally very positive light w/ which the ad treats black history month) and not so much "lol its negro history month lets put fried chicken on the menu"--i mean its collard greens and pork hocks, which arent exactly watermelons and grape soda, you know?

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link

eh fried chicken is sort of o_O--lot more baggage attached to that stereotype in America than with pasta + Italians or dumplings + Chinese people.

horseshoe, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link

and there's no encyclopedia of racially insensitive products thread

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link

haha yeah, thats the #1 reason why im not interested in particular in throwing my weight behind these guys

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link

xp

max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link

You know, couldn't they have put a jar of some good peanut butter next to GWC's face, like JIF?

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link

guys don't forget to watch Eisbaer's video

blappin blappin my fresh (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

it is impt

blappin blappin my fresh (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Is there anything more I can take away from watching it besides what I see in the preview screen cap?

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 12 February 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link

certainly more than some boring-ass racist discounts

blappin blappin my fresh (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link

ok crut1s otm

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

holee shit

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link

got as far as "yes, Jesus loves me"

Robin van Injury (country matters), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

blappin blappin my fresh (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

YEEEEAH

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

go further, lj, it's bananas

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Excuse me i am v offended by the portrayal of white people as cuntry hicks in bad denim. Also their singing style is highly influenced by ragtime & blues which as every fool knows is black music anyway.

Oh wait here comes Jose. This is a delicious smörgåsbord of terrible ideas.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Sorry, did I spoil the surprise?

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Obv the white version should be played in totally straight time on a harpsichord and danced as a pavanne.

How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link

i guess that i am good for something round here?!?

Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

the inside of the small american indian puppet's mouth looks like a cartoon steak for some reason.

Yah Trick Ya Kid K (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Why do the black kids look like cyanotic, ashen corpses?

i'm shy (Abbott), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

and have cheaper eyes than the other puppets?!?

Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

"EY man, did JEEsus forget about us?"
"¡No way Jose – olé!"

i'm shy (Abbott), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

omg almost had a seizure at the end

Robin van Injury (country matters), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Jesus DID kind of forget about Jose, who was not assigned a color that Jesus loves.

i'm shy (Abbott), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link

at first I thought the black kids were vampires but then the porn music kicked in

mullah mangenius (brownie), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link

what porn have you been watching that is soundtracked by the Jackson 5

blappin blappin my fresh (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link

um

mullah mangenius (brownie), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

It's called "80s porn"

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link

also, "70s porn"

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link

wah pedals are aural signifiers for BJs and stuff

Yah Trick Ya Kid K (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link

all this music kinda kicks ass i must say

goole, Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

actually, the weirdest thing about the white kids segment is how it kicks in with the first few bars of "la marseillaise" -- given the whites-are-hicks theme for that segment, when did that song become a shit-kicker signifier?!?

Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Thursday, 12 February 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link


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