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arcade fire mediocre?

fuck off mate

-- wesley useche, Saturday, 14 April 2007 08:52 (5 hours ago)

Yeah, mediocre is way too fucking kind!

-- The Reverend, Saturday, 14 April 2007 09:03 (5 hours ago)

― am0n, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i think it means you like girls with piercings

-- Slumpman, Saturday, April 14, 2007 9:04 AM (1 hour ago)

I knew it!

-- Tuomas, Saturday, April 14, 2007 10:01 AM (15 minutes ago)

then why did u ask u insufferable jackass

-- am0n, Saturday, April 14, 2007 10:14 AM (3 minutes ago)

― and what, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

FUCK OFF MATE

― BLASTOCYST, Saturday, 14 April 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes in middle school i had HOLSTERS.

on the real, like tiny wrist holsters just for my hot sauce that i would bust out at the lunch table.

i shit you NAUGHT.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:32 (1 hour ago)

were you the guy that wore a fedora too?

-- gff, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:34 (1 hour ago)

― and what, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i was about to post 'i don't even know what that means but i'm roffling' but i realized that would have been a hoos move.

― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

classic zing.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

on the real

― dmr, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I know it's morbid mathematics, but wouldn't you prefer 2 dead people to 33 dead people?

-- Tuomas, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 3:23 PM (1 minute ago)

would I have to live in Finland?

-- sexyDancer, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 3:24 PM (7 seconds ago)

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahaha

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Look, everyone stop comparing their size of their dicks for a second, this is important: 2004 rapper Jin has recorded a VTech tribute.

http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=9306

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 8:01 PM (4 minutes ago)
too late dom, we saw yours and it was small

-- moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 8:03 PM (2 minutes ago)

― JW, Thursday, 19 April 2007 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Dom gon' learn Chinese

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 19 April 2007 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

mickey if I'm ever in Charlotte I'll hang out with you

(I'm never in Charlotte)

-- bernard snowy, Thursday, April 19, 2007 9:37 AM (3 hours ago)

― sanskrit, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Tim, Paris's third single, "Nothing In This World," is the best Dr. Luke track since "4ever"; also, it's the only one that avoids what's becoming a really annoying trend in Dr. Luke, his tendency to pump up the sound so much that it's grotesquely musclebound: giant FUN hooks, BIG drums, HARD-ROCKING guitars. Whereas "Nothing In The World" goes for a gorgeous glide. Maybe Paris forced him to take down the sound, or maybe, given that she's not a belt-it-out diva, he really had no choice.

-- Frank Kogan, Friday, 20 April 2007 04:33 (5 hours ago)

are you willing to explore what's really at issue with you, paedo?

-- gershy, Friday, 20 April 2007 04:49 (4 hours ago)

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 20 April 2007 09:38 (sixteen years ago) link

i think honesty and self-revelation can be great in pop (i like leonard cohen AND fiona apple), i think the theatrical/performative side (intentional or not) can also be great. oddly i think both cohen and apple can fall more into the latter category.

the thing with perceived honesty and self-revelation is that...ultimately how do you know? how do you know that some random cat power song is FROM HER HEART or something she made up while feeling bored one day or something she wants to pretend she is or something she wishes she was? does it matter as long as she convinces (or if she makes it obvious she's acting, but in an appealing way) (or if she tries to convince but fails in an appealing way)?

and doesn't it depend on so many other factors? do you expect an artist to spill their emotional guts on stage every day of a tour? some nights they might be a bit too happy to be really honest singing a sad song - but if they're a good enough actor they'll still convince their audience.

-- lex pretend, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:51 (Yesterday)
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well no shit lex, performers perform, news at 11

-- gff, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:02 (Yesterday)

― m coleman, Friday, 20 April 2007 10:29 (sixteen years ago) link

huh?

I'm enjoying it mostly cuz a film that is SO COOL (with a title that gets EVERYONE WET) that cost $100 million is failing. And might take that evil fuck H Weinstein with it.

-- Dr Morbius, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:27 (3 days ago)

you're more variety than cineaste, dude

-- rps, Monday, 16 April 2007 18:34 (3 days ago)

― C0L1N B..., Friday, 20 April 2007 10:42 (sixteen years ago) link

aren't you the guy that breaks things?

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, April 19, 2007 10:40 PM (Yesterday)

Aren't you some douchebag from midtown manhattan?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, April 19, 2007 10:42 PM (Yesterday)

― ^@^, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:35 (sixteen years ago) link

omg @ gershy

― deeznuts, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:59 (sixteen years ago) link

"variety" wtf, some Britishism

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:02 (sixteen years ago) link

http://tbn0.google.com/images%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AaCAvjR-D7Ie3qM%3Ahttp%3A//www.policebeatmovie.com/images/Variety.jpg

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.policebeatmovie.com/images/Variety.jpg

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link

that's where u/c is helpful

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I really want to see "Police Beat"

― admrl, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't know who you are Catsup dude. We weren't discussing my music (and you haven't even heard my record, as it's not released yet), so perhaps you should go back to the kiddie table or something.

-- St3ve Go1db3rg, Monday, 23 April 2007 19:05 (2 hours ago)

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 23 April 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

oh man I'm pwned

― JW, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

sonned by paedo stache in ILM bouef

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah i think the rules are if you get sonned by a dude with a stache you have to commit harikari. unfortunately thats really hard to do at the kiddie table assuming responsible parenting.

― deeznuts, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

wood chopsticks are hard to stab self with

― JW, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link

is noize board the kiddie table?

― max, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:03 (sixteen years ago) link

since 2004

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:07 (sixteen years ago) link

FOR THE PURPOSES OF ZING CORRECTION, WE PRESENT:

― KANTLIPS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:45 (sixteen years ago) link

http://a385.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00687/48/32/687682384_l.jpg

QED

― JW, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:54 (sixteen years ago) link

jw wins

wtf is he drinking

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 01:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Further evidence quoted from his myspace page:

Steve Goldberg and the Arch Enemies are a sundry band of musical miscreants with a penchant for tunefulness and a knack for finding trouble.

Steve Goldberg: The shadowy figure at the center of this ragtag orchestra. A reclusive puppetmaster, he directs the action from his secret hideout five miles below the earth's crust. Little is known about his early life or rise to power. Wanted in seven countries for breaking the rules of counterpoint. Has been known to overdub at the slightest provocation. Should be considered disarming and dangerous.

ARCH ENEMIES (a partial list)

--Donald Norman a.k.a. Alexander King: Inimitable bass player, unparallelled getaway driver, grand champion of no limit Texas Hold 'Em.

--Butters P. Butters: His highness of the harpsichord, the prince of the pianoforte. Skilled at information warfare and explosives.

--Bridgette Lazarri: A golden-throated femme fatale. Extensive training in vocal harmonies and edged weapons.

--Dan the Man: Head of research and development on synthesizer technology. Immune to all known poisons.

--King Wang: Chief executive of the European bureau. Director of counterintelligence and tuba operations.

--Ottoleo: A master of stealth. Able to blend completely with his environment and to save the river. Lives in B-flat.

I HAVE GREAT HOPES FOR THIS UPCOMING MUSICAL RELEASE.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 01:28 (sixteen years ago) link

I couldn't decide whether to put that on enemies list or lol, so I put it here.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link

i hate that i kinda look like him. make it stop

― jaxon, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 02:26 (sixteen years ago) link

people keep giving me hassle for the stuff i'm posting today - is there already a self-pwnage thread somewhere???

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 03:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Uh, about those song titles:

1. Preston the Penguin
2. To Jane Gallagher
3. Crestfallen
4. The Battle of Agincourt
5. Historiography
6. Hindsight
7. The Book of Love

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 03:55 (sixteen years ago) link

I wonder if he listens to the decemberists

― Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Countdown til an Archenemy self-googles themself here begins now.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:57 (sixteen years ago) link

"Butters P. Butters"

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:14 (sixteen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/98/370869787_d925d4c03c.jpg
Lizard & Monkey clean the Table?!

― Dr Pow, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link

REMEMBER WHEN WE THOUGHT STEVE GOLDBERG WAS A BRITISHES?
REMEMBER THOSE DAYS?

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Countdown til an Archenemy self-googles themself here begins now.

nah, he's already seenthe clickthrus on his referral meter that he likely checks on the half hour.

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link

does he have samples of those songs on his myspace? if so i need a link because im trying to figure out what the hell kind of music that could even be. tho the decembrists comp seems pretty otm.

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link

http://ilx.wh3rd.net:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=45&threadid=541#unread

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahahaahaha

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.stevegoldbergmusic.com/omg/lol/Steve%20Goldberg%20-%20The%20Road.mp3

http://media.stevegoldbergmusic.com/omg/lol/Steve%20Goldberg%20-%20Summers%20Ending.mp3

― Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link

makes final fantasy sound like screwface thuggin'

― Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link

jesus christ that guy

THIS WEBPAGE COULD NOT BE FOUND

god dammit

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link

I go to CMU and that guy's posters are everywhere sometimes.

― 31g, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

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