Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

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Aries is a good match for some, not for others. Not recommended for a Virgo or a Capricorn.

homosexual II, Friday, 6 July 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

Schlump, it doesn't matter, because it all has to do with the alignment of the planets at the time of your birth. So unless you were born in 2011, you're still the sign you are.

homosexual II, Friday, 6 July 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link

hello ladies I am a hott dubstep fan who is too busy mountain climbing and playing WoW to figure out my zodiac sign. I play guitar and hang a mean shower curtain. Please message me, have some sweet thighs or a little beer belly maybe both

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Friday, 6 July 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

I told a girl my starsign once, she asked what time of day and where I was born, and then she just looked at me and gave me the side-eye and asked "you aren't bipolar by any chance, are you?" which was just an even worse way to make me feel.

Bah.

I also own records on Hyperdub and have been known to climb Cornish mountains. I'm doomed DOOMED I tell you.

White Chocolate Cheesecake, Friday, 6 July 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

So you're an Aries?
What were your moon and rising signs?

I am a Taurus (Sun) and Virgo (for both Moon and Rising).

homosexual II, Friday, 6 July 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

i need to ask my mom what time i was born but i don't know if she will remember!

john zorn has ruined klezmer for an entire generation (bene_gesserit), Friday, 6 July 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

I am a super-Ariesy Aries.

I can't remember the moon/rising but it was something dark and watery like maybe Cancer or something that was the complete polar opposite.

White Chocolate Cheesecake, Friday, 6 July 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

That's called a T-square in astrology. When you have opposing signs in opposing planets. It usually means you struggle a lot but those with it tend to be successful due to the inner conflict they've experienced throughout their lives ('that which doesn't kill us makes us stronger,' etc etc). Most famous and successful people have a T-square in their astrological chart.

So maybe that makes you feel better.

homosexual II, Friday, 6 July 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

Ha ha thank you, yes. It does.

White Chocolate Cheesecake, Friday, 6 July 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

I have one, too. *ahem*

homosexual II, Friday, 6 July 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

virgo (sun) with pisces rising, dunno what my moon is, dating a leo on the cusp of cancer

radical ferry (donna rouge), Friday, 6 July 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

that sounds like a nice balance, actually.

Stable, sensible (Virgo), Emotional depth (Pisces)
Bold, Proud, Attention Seeking (Leo), Introspective, Romantic, Sensitive (Cancer)

homosexual II, Friday, 6 July 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

hah he is way more cancer than leo

if each sun sign were its own nation i could make a run for President of Virgo

radical ferry (donna rouge), Friday, 6 July 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

I have no idea what time of day I was born

Lee626, Friday, 6 July 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

It should be on your birth certificate, if you still have that.

nickn, Friday, 6 July 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

June 12, 11:05 a.m., Idaho
someone told me once I was a triple Gemini but p sure that's not true

chupacabra seeds (Abbbottt), Friday, 6 July 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

Pass if any mention of any Mike Patton project under musical preferences

― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Friday, July 6, 2012 5:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Actually LOLd at this

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Friday, 6 July 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

xp - it looks like your Sun & Moon are in Gemini, but you have Leo Rising

sarahell, Friday, 6 July 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link

Schlump, it doesn't matter, because it all has to do with the alignment of the planets at the time of your birth. So unless you were born in 2011, you're still the sign you are.

― homosexual II, Friday, 6 July 2012 22:48 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ty! i was curious about this for awhile, it seemed like a real spanner in the works. am real impressed if they've recalibrated for the new season.

i have a moon sign of cancer, btw, & the personality description is kinda right on. also i feel like the q of what cancers are like in bed is hinted at via the zodiac sign:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gKzxVxK0wRg/Swqq1oXSK0I/AAAAAAAAAes/itlj7YPMwPM/s1600/Cancer.gif

blossom smulch (schlump), Friday, 6 July 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

Guys guys, my date was AWESOME OMG :)

(hes a Taurean)

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 7 July 2012 08:39 (eleven years ago) link

alright i found out that my sun is in aries, my moon is in scorpio, and my ascendent is leo, diagnosis me!

john zorn has ruined klezmer for an entire generation (bene_gesserit), Saturday, 7 July 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

Awesome, trayce :) :)

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 7 July 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

Trayce, you're a Pisces? Taurus and Pisces are a good match.

Bene.... that is... a really interesting combo. Like, you are pure sex. Scorpio is highly sexual. Also very secretive. They can have some enemies, as they can instantly identify bullshit straight away and are very honest. Some people don't like that. I have a planet in Scorpio, too, and I am secretive sometimes. Also, a perv. The moon sign is how you see yourself, how you feel emotions, and how you feel love. Scorpio probably is more in line with how you described yourself above. NOW--let me tell you this. Scorpio is a very misunderstood zodiac sign. I think Leo is balancing that out nicely for you. Leois friendly, playful, proud, loves attention. This is how others see you since it's your rising sign.

homosexual II, Saturday, 7 July 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

Virgo, rising sign Aquarius(!), moon sign Virgo(!)

This can't bode well . . . ?

Virginia Plain, Saturday, 7 July 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

homo are you serious????

conrad, Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

uh why wouldnt I be?
I am not an astrologer though so take it for what it's worth

homosexual II, Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

What if I'm Virgo sun, Scorpio moon/rising? That seems like a weird combo, but I am pretty weird.

nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

On second thought, let's just forget I ever posted that. Carry on.

nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

I just mean do you actually put any stock in this info

conrad, Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

Bene.... that is... a really interesting combo. Like, you are pure sex. Scorpio is highly sexual. Also very secretive. They can have some enemies, as they can instantly identify bullshit straight away and are very honest. Some people don't like that. I have a planet in Scorpio, too, and I am secretive sometimes. Also, a perv. The moon sign is how you see yourself, how you feel emotions, and how you feel love. Scorpio probably is more in line with how you described yourself above. NOW--let me tell you this. Scorpio is a very misunderstood zodiac sign. I think Leo is balancing that out nicely for you. Leois friendly, playful, proud, loves attention. This is how others see you since it's your rising sign.

YES I LOVE THIS!
i'm definitely a perv.

john zorn has ruined klezmer for an entire generation (bene_gesserit), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

h II, analyze me, please.

conrad, sssshhhhhh.

Virginia Plain, Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

I think it's pretty clear based on my posts above that I do

homosexual II, Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

sorry I didn't read them :X

conrad, Saturday, 7 July 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

has anybody been getting "X is near you RIGHT NOW!" alerts on their phone

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 02:57 (eleven years ago) link

From okc? No. That would weird me out. I dont have an app installed tho.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 8 July 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

i got an update that a 5'10" hot chick who wants tall men only and is in a committed relationship but is up for straying was nearby me as i was on the treadmill.
it did not aid my workout

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link

i used to get those when i had an app on my phone...during the day at WORK from the same people (with "X would like to meet you!) and it creeped me out so hard i deleted the app.

john zorn has ruined klezmer for an entire generation (bene_gesserit), Sunday, 8 July 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link

Virgo and Aquarius is an interesting combo!

homosexual II, Sunday, 8 July 2012 04:53 (eleven years ago) link

Virgo--earth sign, knowledge seeker, can be a bit judgemental, a bit stuffy sometimes, very introspective, contemplative. Aquarius--friendly, expressive, creative, non-commital, indecisive.

homosexual II, Sunday, 8 July 2012 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

Virginia Plain, are you a pretty popular person? As rising sign of Aquarius, a lot of people probably like being around you. You probably have a wide net of acquaintances? Aquarius also tends to like to keep things pretty light, opting for a lot of friendships rather than settling on one partner. But maybe as a Virgo you may feel misunderstood and slightly misanthropic so this may not be the case. To win your heart someone has to be very intelligent.

homosexual II, Sunday, 8 July 2012 05:01 (eleven years ago) link

2nd date tonite fuckin hyped

hardhouse banter (tpp), Sunday, 8 July 2012 11:43 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks, h II. I'm not unpopular, but I wouldn't say I'm supra popular either, except at work, among the 12 & under crowd. I'm surprised I have Aquarius rising, because I always thought that Aquarians were kinda weirdos.

I definitely look for intelligent people...but then again, don't must of us? What do you think of Vedic astrology?

Virginia Plain, Sunday, 8 July 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

Hey Mandee - wanna do me? I'm a Capricorn but am nothing like I am supposed to be and don't really believe any of this stuff but maybe you'll surprise me! December 28th, New York City, 9:45 pm.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

put up a profile this morn. just got an IM inquiring about my kink preferences. dunno about this.

mandee--if you want to offer more astrological insights, i'm cancer/july 9/noonish/wash state

JuliaA, Sunday, 8 July 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

just to plug an alternative - i met a girly through tastebuds - last.fm offshoot - and its going p well. possibly okc puts too much emphasis on similarities for some of us in matching.

bnw, Sunday, 8 July 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

Hey guys FYI I need to know what year you were born for the rising and moon signs, too :)

homosexual II, Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

taurus and pisces is kinda a weird one - i think there are other factors that would need to be known to see whether it would "work" or not. Taurus is a fixed sign, (along with Aquarius, Leo, and Scorpio) whereas Pisces is not - which is good, in that two fixed signs in a relationship is often a bad bad sign (lol). It isn't quite like the non-fixed sign will be dominated by the person of the fixed sign, but the person of the non-fixed sign is more likely to adapt to their partner in more of a significant way personality-wise. Tauruses are known to be stubborn and loyal. They are generally motivated by the phrase "i have" - which often is about material possessions or other earthly matters (e.g. an important job, a hot girlfriend, a reputation as a badass among the people in the scene). they tend to be hedonists.

sarahell, Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

mandee--1974 for me, moon in pisces it looks like.

JuliaA, Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know, I'm a Taurus... I don't feel "fixed" - I am usually the one to adapt in a relationship. But this is part of my T-square that I mentioned above (it's a struggle, i.e.)

homosexual II, Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

i like how this is an astrology thread now. i'm libra aquarius aquarius. triple air.

Sophomore subs are the new Smith lesbians. (the table is the table), Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link


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