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i love it when he goes KHANNNNNN

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 04:34 (eleven years ago) link

Kirk does land a flying jump kick in space seed. just sayin.
Balance of Terror? (the one with spock's dad as romulan captain) is a pretty good if you want to see submarine battle in space a la wrath of khan.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 05:51 (eleven years ago) link

'i, of course...remember you.'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 05:59 (eleven years ago) link

they're still running with shields down.

of course! we are one big happy fleet!

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 08:00 (eleven years ago) link

allow me to introduce you to the only remaining... indigenous life form of ceti alpha v.

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 08:02 (eleven years ago) link

i don't know you. but you... i never forget a face.

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 08:04 (eleven years ago) link

(even faces that did not appear in the original episode)

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 08:04 (eleven years ago) link

Return of the Archons had a great story, but it went completely off the rails when Kirk talked the computer to death.

i posted about this upthread i think but the end of this episode made me lol so hard when kirk just blows up this computer that's been controlling the entire civilization for a million years or whatever, and his idea of postrevolutionary support for the terrified and confused people whose lives he's just fundamentally disrupted (in an unusually egregious violation of the prime directive) is to just say "HOPE YOU'RE UP TO IT" and beam away blithely. which reminds me of another one: "admiral kirk... never sent anyone to check on our progress."

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 08:12 (eleven years ago) link

"You are in a position to demand nothing. I, on the other hand, am in a position to grant nothing."

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 11:21 (eleven years ago) link

"I'll chase him round the Moons of Nibia, and round the Antares Maelstrom, and round Perdition's flames before I give him up! "

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Anybody else going to this? http://www.startrek.com/article/tng-25th-anniversary-movie-event-tonight

I'm pretty excited.

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Monday, 23 July 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

sold out, bummer

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 23 July 2012 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose.

balls, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

Hard to argue with Picard

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 26 July 2012 05:12 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2012/al11/al112012.discus.020.shtml

TROPICAL STORM KIRK DISCUSSION NUMBER 20
NWS NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL AL112012
1100 AM AST SUN SEP 02 2012

KIRK IS NOT EXPECTED TO LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. VISIBLE SATELLITE
IMAGES AND A 1214 UTC ASCAT PASS INDICATE THAT THE SYSTEM STILL HAS
A CLOSED CIRCULATION BUT IT IS BECOMING ELONGATED. MAXIMUM
RELIABLE WINDS IN THE ASCAT PASS WERE AROUND 45 KT SO THE INITIAL
WIND SPEED IS HELD AT THAT VALUE. KIRK WILL LIKELY BECOME
POST-TROPICAL LATER TODAY OR DISSIPATE JUST BEFORE IT MERGES WITH A
FRONT THAT IS CURRENTLY LOCATED ABOUT 200 N MI TO ITS WEST.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 07:58 (eleven years ago) link

http://screenrant.com/star-trek-captain-worf-tv-show-michael-dorn/

Chris S, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 08:28 (eleven years ago) link

"Perhaps today is a good day to die have your show cancelled mid-season."

Ich fart auf der Zug (snoball), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 08:30 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.google.com/

No, really.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 September 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

:D

the best part is getting it to play through to the credits

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 September 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link

never knew "City on the Edge" used Mayberry sets!

http://io9.com/5941608/10-things-you-probably-didnt-know-about-star-trek-the-original-series

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 September 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link

Two things I'd be interested in re: Worf.

1. Return of the Donna Karan?
2. After 15+ years as Worf, is he *still* going to search for the right word whenever he means to say something is without....... HONOR?

Ultramega OK Cupid (Leee), Monday, 10 September 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link

I guess the Klingons have 200 words for honor, so he searches for a few "near" alternatives to the one he means in case we have a different word for any of them?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 10 September 2012 06:46 (eleven years ago) link

Well, universal translator, but Mr. Woof was brought up by hew-mans (Russian Jews, in fact), so as fanwank, that's actually really good!

Ultramega OK Cupid (Leee), Monday, 10 September 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

The Rozhenkos were Jewish? DId Worf have a Batleth Mitzvah?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 06:06 (eleven years ago) link

what's klingon ritual suicide called? you have to do that now philip.

the late great, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 06:20 (eleven years ago) link

Not canonically Jewish (err), but I had this compendium that said that the actors playing his parents were big on the Yiddish stage and the writers tried to play that up (details are a bit foggy).

Ultramega OK Cupid (Leee), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

Peter David agrees:

"Young Worf Rozhenko turned to face his parents. They were so beaming with pride... What was the word he'd heard his foster mother use? K'Velling. It sounded vaguely Klingonese, but his mother insisted it was some ancient tongue called Yiddish. "

David, Peter. Worf's First Adventure (Star Trek: TNG: Starfleet Academy). New York: Pocket Books (1993); pg. 2.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

oh man, Peter David writing Star Trek is maybe a thing I don't need to experience

your naïve bacon (mh), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

dude has written dozens of Trek novels and years of comics

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link

oh, I know and... I have avoided it thus far, and that snippet reminds me that I don't need the backstories for my television and movie characters

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

Perhaps today IS a good day to kvetch!

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

I'm watching original series "A Private Little War". The Russian/Klingon thing is usually a good, thoughtful socio-/political commentary. With fist fights, lasers, and 60's pop futurist design thrown in for good measure. Classic science fiction at its best imo.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:42 (eleven years ago) link

In the first minute or so Kirk is talking like a hippie. Sometimes in these you get the feeling Kirk is searching the stars for the right planet to settle down and retire.

It's always "This place is wonderful! It's like the Garden of Eden." and then as soon as they arrive shit just keeps hitting the fan.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://startrekreview.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/tmmugato.jpg

The guy who designed Mega Man must have been a fan of Star Trek.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

Wow Spock and Kirk are both nearly dead in this one i wonder if they make it out alive?

http://www.scifibabes.co.uk/images/nonanancykovack.jpg

Who's going to Burning Man?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.starshadow.net/war13.png

Spock has green blood.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

They ended up actually talking about Vietnam, and it ended on a real down note, but had some very intelligent criticism about that whole thing.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link

Hey, lookit that, you can watch the whole ep online:

http://www.startrek.com/watch_episode/TWrIDKPOVz18

Amazon has it downloadable for two bucks american

http://www.amazon.com/A-Private-Little-War/dp/B000HR3ZO4

and the wiki: http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/A_Private_Little_War_(episode)

The original writer of this episode, Don Ingalls, put the pseudonym Jud Crucis on it after Gene Roddenberry rewrote it. Ingalls' original contained many more overt Vietnam analogies than what finally appeared. According to Allan Asherman's The Star Trek Compendium this script referred to Apella as a "Ho Chi Mihn-type" and the tribesmen wearing Mongolian clothes. Though friends with Roddenberry since their days as LAPD officers, Ingalls did not like the changes, and the pseudonym was his wordplay on "Jesus Crucified."

The original script called the creature a "gumato", but DeForest Kelley kept saying it wrong, so it was changed. The credits still retain the original name. Stock footage of the White Rabbit's footprints from "Shore Leave" were used for the mugato prints.

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 03:54 (eleven years ago) link

Perhaps today IS a good day to kvetch!

lol.

Ultramega OK Cupid (Leee), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link

I guess the Klingons have 200 words for honor, so he searches for a few "near" alternatives to the one he means in case we have a different word for any of them?

― Andrew Farrell, Sunday, September 9, 2012 11:46 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loved this

a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 10:35 (eleven years ago) link

hew-mans and our lack of a nuanced sense of honor

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

TNG Season 2 Episode 2: Where Silence has Lease. The Enterprise is stranded in a dimensionless void. Another Federation ship appears, and Riker and Worf beam over. But the ship is deserted, and things are not what they seem...

Riker: Let's get to the bridge. There's got to be an answer to all of this somewhere.
Riker: This bridge should be four decks above us - what's going on here?
Worf: That's not where we came from
Riker: Wait a minute...
Worf: Two bridges?
Riker: If we go through there, where will we be?
Worf: On the bridge!
Riker: But we are on the bridge.
Worf: It's up to you sir.
Riker: Let's see what happens.
Worf: Is it the same bridge?
Riker: Or did we step from one bridge... onto another bridge?

AAAAH STOP SAYING BRIDGE!

ledge, Friday, 14 September 2012 08:52 (eleven years ago) link

This is how I feel, when I hear the word, 'ledge', now.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 14 September 2012 11:00 (eleven years ago) link

Where's that confounded bridge?

nickn, Friday, 14 September 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

Netflix has all the original Star Trek episodes available. I am watching them for the first time ever right now. I just got done with the salt monster elisode, and now I'm watching "Charlie X." My, it's goofy. "Is that... a GIRL?????"

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 15 September 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link

Did we ever do a ballot poll of all Trek episodes?

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

And if not, should we?

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

I have definite opinions on that. I would even go so far as to do a ranked ballot lol

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

(says the guy who owns DVD collections of all three seasons)

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

#1 MUDD'S WOMEN
#2 I, MUDD
#3 - #79 everything else

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link


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