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1 What kind of girl are you? request

^ I mean fucking honestly

1 Discover the color of your aura request

^ I GENUINELY MISREAD THE LAST WORD

Laur3n is hoping that kevin is happy with his new hookup. 7:53pm
Laur3n is listed as single. 7:52pm
Laur3n is listed as in a relationship. 7:51pm

E**** C**** has an eye on the delegate totals. If Hillary wins the DNC nom by one single delegate, he is going to round up his friends who didn't vote and burn them alive. 47m ago

LOL jon

That is my 18 year old cousin ;_;

a lot can happen in 3 minutes

i just did that friend finder email search and my mom apparently has a profile. i am too scared to look.

my mom does too :O

K*** S******* joined the group I Want Detective Stabler To Specially Victimize Me With His Unit.

^^^best group name evar

my mom has 3 facebook friends besides me and they are all babies. like profiles people made of their babies. wtf i am creeped out

makes sense when you have to spread baby pics around to large, disparate families

up until a month ago i thought it was only for college kids

i am more a fan of can & dog subprofiles

cat even

I'm this close to quitting. My e-mail address is filled with Facebook notifications and offers of 500 poker chips if I invite my friends.

You can turn off most of that email shit.

I got suckered into a Dogbook for my dog :P So shameful..

there is NOTHING wrong with dogbook

Yea, just turn off emails for apps.

a hoos has catbook

Catbook and Dogbook allow dogs and cats to be friends, fyi

E* L*** became a fan of Whole Foods Market.

Lindsay commented on Jon Williams's photo. 10:40pm
"is that a meatball sub"

Lindsay is stuffing her face. 10:31pm

L*** O'C***** is excited for all the people around him this weekend. wish i could see someone have that much fun.

O_o

it was actually a photo of jack nicholson i believe and i still wonder what kind of sub it is

http://www.inaccessible.net/ghost.gif "it is a pastrami"

why? because it look intersting

i find pastrami to be the most sensual of the salty cured meats.

hey stop that

i like eating sammiches nom nom

JOKES BRUV

Someone in my friends list is a wanker.

******* ***** is making Gu1nn3ss Pie and drinking St H3nri.... from a bloody good year!
******* ***** is home from the cr1cket... quick scrub up and out to dinner at Fr4nce S0ir!!
******* ***** is looking forward to sitting on the W4rfe's b4lcony and enjoying the f1reworks with some M0et...
******* ***** is amazed at the sound quality in tiny little A8 B4ng & Olufs3n headphones...
******* ***** is ayant un rire qu3lqu'un d'autre dépens3s après quelqu3s jours extrêmem3nt str3ssants :-).
******* ***** is aggi0rnam3nti c4mbi4nti di c0ndizi0ne ad it4liano per prot3ggerlo da risp0ste da un ex g1rlfr1end p4zz3sco.
******* ***** is scor4ggi4to al m4lt3mpo in G1ppsl4nd e d0vendo gi0c4re un gr1llo (cricket...) di gi0rno abb1na a c4us4 di 3sso.
******* ***** is n3l p4ese dopo 200km m0bili n0n al grill0.... Jan n0n f3lice d3l gi0c0!!
******* ***** is looking f0rw4rd to V4lentine's Day...
******* ***** is off to a f4ncy Fr3nch r3st4ur4nt tonight...
******* ***** is celebr4ting this evening with a vint4ge b0ttle of L0u1s R0ederer...

YES WE KNOW YOU HAVE MONEY NOW JUST FUCK OFF

T** S****** became a fan of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I ONCE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU! I WANT TO GO WASH MY EYES OUT NOW.

S*** A**** is drinking champagne and listenin' to Magnetic Fields 69 Love Songs. 34m ago

A******** S**** joined the group Hey Asian America, What's Goin' On?

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Tom_Selleck/magnum_pi_tom_selleck.jpg

J******** F******* joined the group My relatioship status is "complicated" because I'm an OPERA SINGER!!

A******* M******* joined the group Flight of the Conchords, New Zealand's 4th most popular digi-folk paradists.

'paradists'

Feb 15, 04:21 pm Ørnulf Mejdell decided to pet Geir Hongrø

J** W****** quits scrabble games early if he is losing.

It still counts against your score. I never quit in the first 5 moves or *not play* if my oponent has a strong opening (cough*bell_labs*cough)

Today

Jon and Dr. Morbius are now friends.

bell_labs does not play scrabble anymore.

i have only played one game of scrabalous and it was with ian, so i dont know what you people are talking about.

i should just take the app off. can you do that? i dont care enough to look into it.

i think i removed it

I think you guys are just scared of my awesome openings