― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 28 November 2005 14:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rob M (Rob M), Monday, 28 November 2005 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 28 November 2005 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― beanz (beanz), Monday, 28 November 2005 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link
Caught the full-length Sheila's Wheels advert this morning and, thanks to the live pause function on Sky+, I'm pretty sure that it's actually a kangeroo behind the wheel.
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Monday, 28 November 2005 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link
Tom Cruise?
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 28 November 2005 14:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 28 November 2005 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link
2. Ginger kid on LSD breaks into people's sheds and bedrooms and asks "what do you keep in this vase?" "how long are you going to feel like THAT for?" "What's wrong with your face?", then the voiceover bloke, in a "for fuck's sake" tone of voice, says to talk to FRANK about drugs
3. The advert for some educational electronic toy that goes along the lines of "Tom is learning about numbers, while James is crashing cars into walls. Tom is discovering new worlds of verbs and learning, while James is running around smashing things up". Bear in mind that this is Tom's toy that's being advertised and is supposed to sound much more fun to children than James'.
― Cressida Breem (neruokruokruokne?), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:15 (eighteen years ago) link
As for Kerry Katona at Iceland, I like the way that she's put the Christmas turkey on the table at the same time as the savoury snacklets, value mince pies and the arctic roll, leaving no room for things like veg or table settings. Also I don't get the joke at the end but it seems to revolve around wellies.
― j0e (j0e), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 10:34 (eighteen years ago) link
Once more my non-tech self is confused. There is no such ad for brown sauce, I thought. Then remembered.Mr. Monkey does not like the face framing thing. It freaks him out.And speaking of freakouts, it is not big or clever to advertise Lucozade using zombies. They are just frightening, okay? And why the fuck would I want to buy something that may or may not turn me into a zombie?
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 11:02 (eighteen years ago) link
Am I right in assuming they can't actually refuse to insure a driver based on their gender? Is this a case of making the product so 'horribly girlie' that us 'yorkie eating men' would never stoop to applying for the insurance?
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 11:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 11:17 (eighteen years ago) link
secondly, the dixons advert, with the ladys in tight clothing, hmmm, i love dixons!!cant believe there are places like this where u can bitch about ads
― smallhippo, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Wiggy (Wiggy), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 04:16 (eighteen years ago) link
saw an advert on space tv whilst home over christmas (couldn't miss it, it was on every 15 minutes) where the bloke in a cheap suit in a white studio used the phrase 'zero no claims bonus' about 6 times in 15 seconds.
― koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link
Bleugh and that breathe easy strips advert or whatever they are - "this is the exact size of your nasal passages when you have a cold - theyre not full of snot, its the veins in them exploding" or something like that. I feel physically sick especially when I'm eating tea in front of the telly. Sickening.
― Amy Turner, Sunday, 15 January 2006 14:02 (eighteen years ago) link
"If we'd told you back then that we offer the most complete and extensive financial services... you wouldn't have cared less."
Now, people saying "I could care less" instead of "couldn't" is way, way up there on my English pet peeves as it is. Now Madison Avenue is introducing a new and even LESS logical variant, apparently just to make my life harder. What in the FUCK does "you wouldn't have cared less" mean? Seriously!
― Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 15 January 2006 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link
i heard it from the other room, andd when i came in it was too late
but, it did soujnd like it!
― calderdale in the 70s (gareth), Sunday, 15 January 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 15 January 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link
no.
― tres letraj (tehresa), Sunday, 15 January 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― yvette yreka (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 15 January 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 15 January 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link
Is that the same generation addressing Boomers that goes, "YOU were the generation that learned to forge relationships..."
HA! Does that include the divorcing and spouse-swapping during the ME decade?
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 16 January 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― clotpoll, Tuesday, 17 January 2006 09:08 (eighteen years ago) link
stupid!
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 09:12 (eighteen years ago) link
the worst of these made up names is that one in the cosmetics ads - Boswellox
― koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 09:54 (eighteen years ago) link
2. "CONFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSED! Dot com." (if I saw this guy in the street, I'd be sorely tempted to go over boot him in the nads)
3. AOL advert (using the Holocaust to sell internet services - modern life IS rubbish isn't it?)
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 10:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 10:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 10:37 (eighteen years ago) link
I guess they couldn't illustrate the ad with porn though.
― beanz (beanz), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 10:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 10:51 (eighteen years ago) link
"orwell was right..." is the bad thing about it
― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 10:58 (eighteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/click_online/4587622.stm
― koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 10:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 11:02 (eighteen years ago) link
And what does "crumbelievable" mean, anyway? It's not really a pun. It doesn't really make sense as a slogan. I would pay $50 to be a fly on the wall during the creation and selling of this ad campaign.
― Nemo (JND), Friday, 20 January 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Nemo (JND), Friday, 20 January 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 20 January 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 20 January 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Nemo (JND), Friday, 20 January 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― David Arnold, Saturday, 28 January 2006 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Cracks (Crackity), Saturday, 28 January 2006 13:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 3 February 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link
the garnier nutrisse ads with davina mccall"no mum,this is good for my hair because the name is nourish and thats a good thing"fukin idiot, it dusnt say a single technical thing in the whole advert just its calld nourish so it must b good
tha child trust fund onetheres a baby doin an aerobics classwot stupid diks the adults aredey r following a babybollocks they r soooooooooooooo retarded
― Gangstarrrr, Tuesday, 7 February 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link